potentially mature content

rosencrantz is dead, guildenstern is dead, and me I feel also not so good

why does viva la vida by coldplay always go so hard. i hear those opening strings and instantly im a cynical and mournful king walking through his overthrown kingdom like oh shit I totally did used to rule the world!!! I used to roll the dice and feel the fear in my enemies’ eyes but now im literally sweeping the streets I used to roam!!!! idk what it is about this song but for some reason i can’t explain

let's develop a perfect plan

1. get cozy in bed

they call it amtrak because the trains am on the trak

#i like to think data took him all the way to the brig tossed him in and left#and then came back 60 seconds later and was like ‘i believe i have successfully played a ‘practical joke’ on you :)’#riker loses it & claps him on the back like ‘wow. good job u rly had me going. dont ever fucking do that again’ Perfect.

good art doesnt exist. you can't make it.

you're free now.

Love when people accidentally recreate the meme like with the "fuck this post and happy birthday Sonic" one

smiling placidly at everyones hockey show headcanons even though i know He would not do that Because that is not how the sport functions But i am glad you are having fun

ive said it before it really is a curse to know hockey intimately i cant enjoy any of your fun headcanons

imo the pwhl hasn’t held back the release of their gender inclusion policy because of vocal opposition to trans inclusions by players, the gender inclusion policy itself would probably not be inclusive and by having it exist in limbo they maintain plausible deniability that they aren’t poised to explicitly ban trans women

I still cant believe tumblr tried to make it so there was an individual note count for each post addition; as though best part of successfully adding to a post isn't that you get to sit back smugly as the original poster's notifications are rendered unusable

Reblog this post to render OP's notifications unusable

HEY