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butch cassidy and the sundance kid was like paul newman and robert redford as an old married couple but the sting was like dilf paul newman and his boy toy robert redford despite being made like 5 or 6 years later (i don't remember im not looking it up) they made him younger for why? so in 2023 people on tumblr can call the age gap problematic. that's not true at all im posting from an alternate dimension where the sting is really big for some reason and everyone posts about it all the time

"you will look for themes and motifs in media that isn't worth the effort" i will look for themes and motifs in the dirt. on the ground.

“are u okay?” no i need more money

I think my favourite part of the pwhl hamilton experience is that people who have never heard of this city before now have beef with a place that would literally eat you for breakfast <3 like good luck beefing w a bitch who wears steel toed boots to the club type energy rn

The most basic, intractable fact about mental illnesses is that you simply cannot willpower your way out of them. The only exceptions to this rule are the ones I have, which continue to disable me due to lack of determination and other grave personal flaws

ice cream truck blasting gymnopedie no. 1 while a bunch of really forlorn children chase after it

when humans first discovered jacking off theu probably had to put things on hold for a while, like maybe there was a week where nothing got done. people probably died

maybe I like talking about the weather okay…… it’s not awkward to me. we’ve both been outside today and the sun and clouds were there too, let’s discuss.

[ID: Stills from It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia showing two men arguing at a bar. One says: "You stupid oversharer." The second one frantically shouts back: "I'm unknowable! I'm unknowable!" The first scoffs disdainfully and says: "You wish you were unknowable. / End ID]

I know, I know, I’m an annoying millennial. But every time I see people making fun of Shane’s suit I just want to bang pots and pans and yell, “It’s period accurate! He would be on best dressed lists!”

I hate it when you’re reading smut and you can’t figure out what position they’re in.

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