a real bisexual alien blast

I need a blowjob but I don’t have a penis or a strap on and I’m not taking off my pants so you’re just gonna have to figure it out

theres some stuff im rather abnormal about

Did you know that you can waste your free time by not knowing which activity to do so you do none of them

so embarrassing to watch yourself become obsessed with a character that feels tailor made for you specifically to become obsessed with. feels like i fell into a trap made just for me. like damn they got me. those are all the things i like and go crazy for

also I don't think parents "these days" are uniquely terrible, I just think neglect is showing up in new ways as technology progresses. today's ipad kid would've been wandering around in a ditch alone all day and night before. parents not wanting to have to deal with children is not a new phenomenon.

smoking the shit that turned the clock wise

my body knows something that i don’t and i can’t get her to talk to me

job interviewer: would you be willing to destroy and betray yourself for nothing?