a real bisexual alien blast

(voice of a person spiralling) its embarrassing but i still havent figured out if its ok for me to be alive

nothing makes me want to remake my entire blog more than when i encounter a blog with the perfect tagging system. that shit makes me feel like patrick batement.

I just realized that a lot of my followers don’t even know my whole deal

“global birth rates are declining”…… yeah and so are the reblog rates on tumblr.com too, so what now

jobs for girls who can't focus and are tired all the time and aren't rlly that good looking and get startled easily

trying not to go insane. might be too late

men need to STOP starting podcasts and START forming barbershop quartets. NOW.