My Head is Above Water, My Heart is Above Clouds

I will forever be profoundly unimpressed with people who take pride in their unkindness to others

one time we were listening to fleetwood mac in the car and my sister who was probably 4 at the time asked, without being prompted, “can girls marry girls?” and THAT is the power of stevie nicks

having unwashed hair will have you believing shit like i can’t be saved

weather authorities reportedly issuing a severe "wednesday alert" for tomorrow

Hey! Wanna fuck? Meet me on MyChart....

Why does it feel weird and intimate to mention that someone was in even the most innocuous of your dreams? Sorry my subconscious decided to think about you for a second. You were a curator at an ice cream museum that was also my second grade classroom. If you even care.

You have to play portal if you haven’t played it yet thats NOT okay portal 1 is like 4 hours and portal 2 is like 7. How much time do you spend every week scrolling social media. Ok now replace that with thinking with portals. Guess what you just played two 10/10 games and it’s not even Sunday