pineapple squad

Gotta say, my absolute favourite notes on this so far have been the number of people congratulating Tony on his rebound from the Grinch.

I see from the notes that we're all havin a normal one 👍

I can't get over DuckDuckWent as a past tense of using duckduckgo as a verb. Like yes youre right BUT

holy fuck there's more of them?

PSA

*turns my attention inwards* mmmmm. no *turns my attention back outwards* oh god

turn your attention to The Character

I don't know which of you needs to hear this but "narc" is not short for "narcissist" when someone calls you a "narc" for snitching they are calling you a "narcotics officer"

technically narc isnt even short for narcotics officer its just cant for Cop, I believe Roma in origin

I read years ago in a book that it was derived from nakk, Romani for nose, as in someone who always has their nose in other people's business

ITS DERIVED FROM "NARCO" AS IN "NARCOTICS" WHAT FUCKING BOOK

Etymology is always doing some shit like this

Convergent evolution.

Linguistic crab

Two entire linguistic traditions have merged to remind you not to be a fuckin narc

does the body ALWAYS have to keep the score? maybe we could just have a friendly game this time. maybe we can just have fun without putting numbers on it

I love you, vintage gay Pikachu. You’ll find the boy for you, I promise.

told my coworker “they’re accusing the chivelord of chive fraud” and it turns out she doesn’t know what any of that means and i look crazy

HE CONFESSED TO THE CHIVE FRAUD

if you've ever applied for a job you deserve 50 million dollars in financial compensation

when i was like 5 i started waiting for something and never stopped