im always saying this

Normally I side with the people making the desire path, but in this case the pavers were entirely correct.

Your mother is the only one who understands me

[gerard way voice] emails they scare the living shit outta me

love island should introduce a "scheming eunuch" islander who is like a smart and completely asexual islander exempt from being kicked off or being made to participate in any challenges and they're just there to provide advice and be a sort of sounding board for the other islanders when they need a disinterested party to talk things through with. but the scheming eunuch has secret goals unbeknownst to anyone e.g. a cash prize for talking a certain couple into breaking up etc.

also we as a society need to appreciate graffiti as an art form more. no i don’t mean banksy, i mean the shit cops and white moms get mad at

gonna start referring to my tumblr mutuals as my contemporaries

we all need to start appreciating peridot stevenuniverse more for what she did for us. it would be easier to say what she DIDN'T do honestly. she's autistic. she's silly. she's sad and little. she's an overworked i. t. guy. she's a saturday morning cartoon villain. she's aroace. she's gay. she yelled at her boss and immediately had a mental breakdown. she's both a victim of and perpetuates the oppressive society she was raised in. she has to unlearn her conceptions of other people's worth and her own worth so she stops hurting other people and hurting herself. she achieves this in part through robot fights. she's hyperfixated on a canadian soap opera. she draws shipping charts. she's nonbinary. she can never go home again. she doesn't want to go home again. she went from believing literally anything was a weapon that could be used to harm her to farming and making art and music with her best friend in a barn. she's like 3 feet tall. she has a twitter account where she talks in all caps constantly. she's green and her hair is a triangle literally what can't she do.

she tried to flush herself down the toilet. more than once. she got put on a baby leash after committing too many microaggessions. she was never officially dating her roommate but they DID have a divorce arc. she lost the house but kept the kid and spent days crying in a bathroom. she flies around on a garbage can lid and let herself get chucked at a giant dictator's face. she learned self worth partially via cheating at carnival games. she had a whole wile e coyote/roadrunner homage episode. she was one of the very few people to tell the protagonist that he had value outside of how helpful he could be, before his public mental breakdown. she has stupid pointy sunglasses.