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I know I already made a post to this effect but it's so baffling to me when someone defends the fact that headphone jacks are slowly but surely getting phased out by smartphone manufacturers with some variations of "wireless headphones are more convenient anyway" bc like. If we're talking about convenience what I like about wired headphones is that they conveniently have a single plug that makes the same damn pair of headphones universally compatible with every single audio-output-capable device I own, from my phone and my computer to my fucking gameboy and my casette player, it doesn't get any more convenient than that.
When you try to talk about enshittification, it sounds like conspiracy theories. (I'm not crazy)
Amazon made their service worse, to force people to pay for Prime.
Nowadays, if you order from Amazon, there is a week long delay before your package is shipped. (on purpose)
I remember when orders would ship out the same day. (I remember - it was real)
YouTube didn't used to have ads. Now, ads play in the middle of videos. (it's worse than TV ever was)
The best can opener I have owned is over 40 years old. Modern ones just don't hold up as well. (The ones I bought new broke ages ago)
The bread machine my mom got for her wedding lasted 30 years. It's been replaced twice in the last 5 years. (How can you fuck this up?)
The cardboard tubes in the middle of toilet paper rolls have gotten larger. (This too?) Companies increasing the price of the product while selling you less. (REALLY?)
It sounds crazy. (it's the truth) When you talk about it, YOU sound crazy. (it's true)
Even when people believe you (do they really), all they can say is "it sucks". (it's too big) Because the problem is so big, so pervasive, what can we even DO about it???
To get the necessary laws written and passed, we need politicians, to get the politicians elected we need information campaigns, to fund campaigns we need money, and all the money is being hoarded by the people profiting from enshittification. (it sounds so fake)
So I talk about enshittification (it sounds crazy), so people don't forget that things have been made worse on purpose (it's true), even though I sound crazy. (maybe I am)
It's called planned obsolescence and it was invented when lightbulbs could still run for 1000 years. Enshittification is the web-specific (and more specifically social media) version of that.
Is Tumblr aware of Count Binface, current hope for our nation?
Let me explain:
Grotesque fascist grifter, Nigel Farage, is the leader of Reform, the racist far right party he created because UKIP got what it wanted (Brexit) and it sucked.
Having tried and failed to be an MP many times (but somehow getting more screentime than any Liberal Democrat or Green politician), he finally succeeded in the last election because people were so overwhelmingly pissed off with the Conservatives, and many right-wing people saw Reform as the new Conservative Party; partly because it's full of rejects from the Conservative Party.
Speculation: he doesn't really want to be an MP, he wants to be a fascist grifter. He's annoyed by suggestions he do things like Be In His Constituency and Serve His Constituents.
He's recently been caught having accepted a VERY large amount of money from some unsavory people that he insists was a totally legitimate 'donation' and not breaking any rules.
Only it did break the rules and it's very clear that it did and things are in motion to hold him to account.
To avoid this, he has resigned as an MP, saying this is a protest at his treatment by the 'establisment' (he is a rich fascist grifter, but he likes to cosplay as a Man of the People). This has triggered a by-election, in which he is standing, with the hope that the people of his constituency will either elect him in a resounding win, indicating they don't care that he's corrupt (having not heard everything the investigation is uncovering), or someone from Labour or the Conservatives will win and he can swan off to America, free to grift again because of what the 'establishment' did to him.
Only, all the major political parties have agreed not to stand, stating openly that this is an obvious stunt and they won't legitimise it. So if he doesn't win, he can't say it was because he was too much of a rebel and the Establishment went against him, he'll just be a loser, which doesn't play too well with the right-wingers he wants to grift. And if he does get back in the investigation will go forward without any kind of 'mandate' from his constituency buoying him up.
But. There is another option.
COUNT BINFACE IS RUNNING.
Count Binface is part of the grand British tradition of joke candidates who stand as a protest option. They usually don't get enough votes to get their deposit back (which is supposed to deter unserious people) but they don't care, because DEMOCRACY.
Of course, Count Binface has never won, but it is hilarious to see a completely serious pathetic fascist concede defeat while standing next to a man with a bin on his head to whom they are democratically equal.
But if nobody else is standing. And if enough people in Clacton-on-Sea are finally cheesed off enough with Farage not doing anything for them, there is just a chance that one of the funniest things to ever happen in politics will happen.
Imagine. Imagine for just a moment that the Grotesque Fascist not only loses, but loses to Count Binface.
âIf I had time travel Iâd kill Hitlerâ âIf I had time travel Iâd stop my favourite politician getting assassinatedâ youâre all thinking way too small. If I had time travel Iâd stop Neil Armstrong and Buzz Aldrin from dying on the moon due to Soviet sabotage, kicking off the Great Nuclear War and devastating half of the planet.
Good Job.
#this post gets me every timeÂ
Itâs from two days ago fam how many times could there have been
do you think no one else has time travel
Happy one month anniversary to this post that has not allowed me a single day of fucking peace since I made it.
#surprise reblog!!Â
STOP ITâS BEEN MONTHS. MONTHS!
YOU CAN STOP.
wow if only you had a time machine
Honestly having reached a billion notes I think itâs safe to say that in the Year of our lord 2041, this is the most popular tumblr post out there.
Iâm killing your parents before youâre born
Still here, whyâd you hesitate @derinthescarletpescatarian
Your mumâs ability to hold up under active gunfire was really hot. Iâm your dad now.
Isnât that the plot of Terminator
Where do you think the plot for Terminator came from?
This is such a classic trainwreck post that has the vibes of a 2014 screenshot posted to Pinterest and then the last addition is just last Tuesday I canât even
Imagine how I feel
POST, LIVE FOREVER!!!!!!
It doesnât have to
Yes it does.
Of course it has to, it gets a billion notes in 2041

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this should be the most reblogged post on tumblr before it dies
We need to reblog this so much that the post breaks
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If we reblog enough we could save it
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Iâm glad we cost Yahoo 2 billion dollars.
itâs like a perfectly preserved body at Pompei
Finding this on my normal dash is like taking a stroll through the Park and suddently stumbeling upon the Codex Hammurabi just lying there.
The âBrotherâs Houseâ by Architect and Professor Veljo Kaasik, 1975, Tallinn, Estonia
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i love you but the glue can't be season't 3 because the glue has a warning label letting you know exactly what awfulness is in there.
I think the Jedi council should have at least considered sending obi-wan over to Dooku to be like âyes hello I am here for sith trainingâ just to see what would happen
Like, we know from the rako hardeen arc that heâs a good enough actor to pull this off. Combined with Dookuâs clear affection(?) for him, I think the council would have most of the separatistsâ top military secrets in a month, max
I mean, even if Obi-Wan got caught transmitting information
Dooku:âŚwhat are you doing
Obi-Wan, panicking slightly: Iâm a double agent. Passing them bad intel.
Dooku: I didnât ask you to do that
Obi-Wan: âŚiâm taking initiative????
Dooku:
Dooku: Weâll itâs about time SOMEONE around here did
Palpatine: There have been far too many âcoincidencesâ with the Jedi lately. The information your new apprentice is transmitting is accurate, Iâm sure of it.
Dooku: My boy would never do such a thing
Palpatine: Your bâ you know, the whole âno attachmentsâ is a Jedi thing but I think we need to have a talk
Let's just add another layer to this cuz I bet that LIKE the Raako Hardeen incident no one tells Anakin anything.
So we also have an unhinged (but in the OTHER direction) Anakin chasing Obi-Wan across the galaxy going: 'Come back to the light side, Master, you're my brother!'
So now Palpatine's dealing with the unexpected headache of his planned future apprentice being too busy trying to de-sithify the not-actually-a-sith!Obi-Wan to get sithified himself.
Anakin suddenly throwing himself hard into being the perfect Jedi to guide his master back to the light is hilarious
Ok but imagine Obi wan joins dooku and after a while goes "you know..maybe the separatists have a point, I'm not a fan of griveous and your war tactics, but the politics aren't awful" and just kinda... Starts to fuck with palpatines plans by turning the separatist army and dooku around to a healthy direction.
So Bail, get this, Bail Organa sends some ships to an Imperial-controlled planet. And those ships get stolen by The Rebel Scum. Bail goes âhow dare you let my ships get stolen I demand full compensationâ and the Imperial Senate goes âohhhHH of course of COURSE we are SO SORRY here are your credits Mr. Senator Organa sirâ and Bail, get this, Bail uses those credits to buy MORE ships and send them on Relief Missions to planets Suffering From Rebel Presences and those ships get STOLEN right out from under the Imperialsâ noses. How could this be??? The INCOMPETENCE. In THEIR GREAT EMPIRE.
And Palpatine, who knows Bail had tea on the weekends with Obi-Wan Kenobi, has seventeen different reports on his desk every week telling him that the Empire is compensating Alderaan for losses sustained on Imperial planets and heâs seething as he signs them because he just KNOWS itâs never an accident and heâs actually funding the Rebellion but he canât do anything about it because Bail, when asked about it, just presses a dramatic hand to his own heart and says, âwhy, Emperor, I have NO IDEA how The Rebel Scum keeps acquiring my vessels. Maybe if YOUR security forces were more effective we wouldnât be in such a TRAGIC situation so often. Sign here.â
I guarantee you itâs some random Imperial admiral signing the checks thinking Bailâs just claiming fake losses and pocketing the money himself like any other self-respecting senator who has the good fortune to be married to a planetary head of state would do, so he doesnât ask questions but Bailâs just SO goddamn popular with the Empireâs dedicated grifters. Theyâre in awe of him. Heâs legendary. Mercy missions! Fleet after fleet getting âcaptured by Rebels.â The sheer NERVE of the guy to risk admitting to bad news like that, again and again! And he gets points for âhonestyâ every time, because who would willingly cop to losing ships to the Rebellion when thereâs convenient pirates and criminal underworlds to be blamed? Bail Freakinâ Organa, thatâs who!
Every grifter and self-enriching con artist in the Senate, the Navy, and anywhere else in the Imperial bureaucracy wants to be like him. Heâs got the trust, the courage, the reputation of a saint, he even courts suspicion of Rebel sympathiesâfreakinâ TREASONâas his decoy vice, and he keeps disappearing entire fleets to line his pockets with the insurance money!
The efforts of Vader, the ISB, and even the Emperor himself to nail Senator Organa for treason just fizzles away to nothing, every time, because the Imperial machine they depend on to do the heavy lifting is like 85% grifters and embezzlers and thieves all the way down and none of them will entertain the notion for even a second that heâs ACTUALLY funneling all this wealth to the Rebellion.
#thatâs hilarious #star wars #âbail organaâs secret vacation planetâ becomes an imperial meme #bc of course he has one! he can certainly afford one by now! his party houses on alderaan must be LEGENDARY #and of course no one can find the slightest trace of such a thing â of course! the manâs a legend! heâd never be that sloppy! #the fact that thereâs no evidence of his numerous excesses is just fodder for his astronomical reputation (via @aethersea)

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also I don't think parents "these days" are uniquely terrible, I just think neglect is showing up in new ways as technology progresses. today's ipad kid would've been wandering around in a ditch alone all day and night before. parents not wanting to have to deal with children is not a new phenomenon.
Society hardly acknowledged that child abuse and child neglect existed until the 1960s and since then, they've blamed a new technology or drug or cultural thing for it every decade instead of just acknowledging that parents can be very shitty.
I think I was somewhat unfair to Aziraphale and Crowley (but especially to Aziraphale).
Aziraphale always has been a character built to act and intervene in world. The first thing he says as an angel concerns the Earth and humans:
Aziraphale: âyou've heard of Earth? Blue green planet. It'll be over there somewhere when they roll out that quadrant. Now that's where the people that we're currently designing are going to be. I've seen the plans. We're going to start out with a breeding pair, and then pretty soon there'll be oodles of themâ.
He is the one appointed to guard Eden, the Angel of the Eastern Gate, that relinquishes his flaming sword because he believes it would be of great value to Eve and Adam in that moment; he does it despite fearing it might not be the "right" thing to do, willing to risk potential punishment simply to do what he believed was correct:
Aziraphale: "I gave it away. (âŚ)"Well, I had to," said the angel, rubbing his hands distractedly. "They looked so cold, poor things, and she's expecting already, and what with the vicious animals out there and the storm coming up I thought, well, where's the harm, so I just said, look, if you come back there's going to be an almighty row, but you might be needing this sword, so here it is, don't bother to thank me, just do everyone a big favor and don't let the sun go down on you here."
For a being created to love all Godâs creatures, as he taught Warlock to "have love and reverence for all living things", imagine how devastating it must have been to even entertain the idea that God might not love They creation and creatures!
How must he have felt about the Flood, or Sodom and Gomorrah? How did he react to the wager involving Job? Aziraphale is someone who fundamentally needs to believe that punishment befalls only those who have done something wrong; believe otherwise would mean accepting that God is a narcissist or a psychopath, punishing not because it is "deserved", but out of tyranny. In seeking to refute this premise, which strikes him as so terrifying, he is consequently compelled to believe that Heaven, and probably God, remains a place of "light".
About believing in heaven for all those years? He sayd: âObviously you said no to Hell, you're the bad guys. But Heaven... Well, it, it's the side of Truth. Of, of Light. Of Goodâ. Yeah, I criticized him a lot for that.
But what else could he possibly believe in? Because believing the opposite would mean facing the prospect that he, too, is being used by a coercive, malicious system, one devoid of salvation, redemption, or hope, ruled by an oppressive, sadistic god. Fear of that reality drives him to reject the possibility and remain blind to the truth, preferring to believe in an enemy that is easier to fight: Hell. After all, it is simpler to cast them as villains, to use them as scapegoats, and to blind himself to the fact that Heaven and Hell are no different. Yet he did this because he needed to believe there was a 'greater good in all', a plan, just to hold onto some hope and a sense that things exist for a purpose. And that he, as an angel, is part of this purpose.
And too, he spent 6,000 years on Earth instead of in Heaven. This explains why he doesn't know what to do with a position in Heaven, despite his best efforts. As he puts it: âI just wanted to save everything, and... so that everybody could have a chance, including usâ.
Perhaps I was too hard on him, when he is the Supreme Archangel becauseâŚ
He fails because there are situational factors inherent to the job itself that he didn't take into account; he was compelled to meet complex objectives using unstable solutions. This makes him appear inept when he falls short of expected performance, yet we must consider that he was besieged by excessive demands for which he lacked basic resources, all within an oppressive organizational climate, even as he strove to do his absolute best. The problem is that his arrival in that job does not alter the structure of Heaven itself.
'Heaven' as place is an environment characterized by the members' inability to make collective corporate decisions that truly benefit everyone; it is rife with rigid hierarchical segregation, prejudice and workplace rivalry, alongside limited opportunities for team integration or collaboration that transcends hierarchy, the status quo, and the harmful established organizational culture.
You see, Aziraphale is the Supreme Archangel, but his arrival changes nothing about what that title implies in corporate terms. Consequently, it becomes clear why, despite his noble efforts, he ultimately yields to the demands of the position and transforms into something akin to a new "Gabriel", rather than enacting any truly significant change. This is not solely his fault; he is subject to the pressures of an environment pre-structured to be rigid and, as Crowley put it, "toxic"...
⌠He does not become a terrible leader because it is in his nature, but because the environment fosters this specific adaptation in him as he interacts with the cold and sterile setting to which he has been assigned.
Aziraphale started from a ingenuous perspective, believing that the authority of a position like Supreme Archangel might be the only thing needed to persuade others to change their plans.
As he himself says: âHeaven wasn't on anybody's side and I realised I could change that I could make it on everybody's sideâ, he thought that âIf I'm the boss (âŚ) I had a chance to make a real differenceâ and âI did eventually persuade Upstairs the Second Coming didn't have to be Armageddonâ.
He tries his best and strives to believe that his actions align with the greater good; yet, when that proves unfeasible, he transforms into a leader who listens only to himself, not out of natural inclination, but because he is at a loss. He realizes that the position itself changes nothing within Heavenâs broken structure, a systemic issue he cannot alter on his own.
As for seeking Crowleyâs help when Jesus disappears: the way the plot unfolds might initially suggest to the audience that he only turned to him out of self-interest, when it was convenient. However, we know that is not in Aziraphaleâs nature. It makes more sense to assume he seeks Crowley in a moment of need because he views him as someone he can trust and rely on, a partner with whom he shares a profound, long-standing emotional bond. He knows that, regardless of how their relationship has evolved or how many disagreements and conflicts have arisen among them, he can always count on Crowleyâs help whenever he calls.
As for his appearing to show little reaction when everything is destroyed, I initially interpreted it as a character flaw that made him seem indifferent, saying things like: âWell, there's just us. In the whole of everything. It's a place for us. We've got each other. And we've probably got some cocoa. And we've got lots of booksâ.
But this might not be indifference, avoiding 'the elephant in the room' (the destruction of the world, of the universe) could simply be a defense mechanism to stave off the shock and panic inherent in facing that reality. Those feelings would surely overwhelm him if he allowed himself to fully grasp everything he had fought for over so many years and everything he had lost even so.
He had just lost everything after giving it his all. It is entirely plausible that, in an attempt to escape the shock and disappointment, he would try to ignore the primary source of his fear and focus on anything else instead! Besides, he had nothing left but Crowley. Who wouldn't try to hold onto the one thing remaining?
It is also interesting that, despite the insults Satan and God direct at him, he neither backs down nor accepts it: he said thinks like âYou say all that as if it negates me wanting to do the right thingâ. and âI was also the second best angel you ever hadâ.
This brings us to Crowley, who, being a demon in a place as unpleasant as Helll.suffers from an extreme lack of affection; he sought a sense of purpose, which explains his constant questioning. To maintain his sanity, he has only Earth (and its pleasures) and Aziraphale.
For six thousand years, he has tried to reconcile his traumas of falling, his failure to find answers, and God's lack of love for him and for all creations and creatures. As he himself said: âI was tired, and I was angry, I did careâ.
Crowley was plunged into a rather complex metaphorical mental abyss: he came to realize that God 'was never anyoneâs friend', nor did she 'promise what she couldnât deliver'; rather, it was they who had placed too much trust in her, they, as her creatures, who tended to believe God had a plan that would benefit everyone, something logical, something that had to make sense.
But that plan always had a known ending:
Beelzebub: âThe Great Plan. It is written. There shall be a world and it shall last for six thousand years and end in fire and flameâ - Season 1 Aziraphale: âYou know the current word from upstairs is that we'll be shutting all this down again in about 6,000 yearsâ - Season 2.
And mind you, itâs quite unsettling that Crowley cares more about his plants than God with Her entire creation and all Her creatures...
...letâs remember that Crowley used the plants as a coping mechanism for his own traumas; instilling the "fear of God" (or rather, the "fear of Crowley") in them was a form of mirroring. He cast himself in the role of God; consequently, the plants represented the angels, specifically, the angel he once was. So, viewing God through Crowleyâs eyes, we see he perceives the Almighty as an extremely authoritarian, tyrannical, and terrifying figure, demanding, manipulative and cruel, who threatens destruction upon those who fail to meet expectations. The plants, meanwhile, acting as a mirror of Crowleyâs former self, represent a frightened being trying its best to live up to the absurd expectations imposed upon.
Yet, for all that, we know Crowley loves his plants. They are among the few things he keeps in his car during Season 2, and we see how he treats a small plant in the finale: keeping it close for company, entrusting it to othersâ care when heâs away, and returning to retrieve it, even kissing it, much like a beloved child.
Despite being harsh and even cruel toward them, he truly loves those plants. He threatens to destroy them, of course, though we never quite know if that was just part of the act or if he actually went through with it.
In general, it shows Crowleyâs ambivalent relationship with God; after all, this implies he wanted God to love her creatures, included him. He wanted threats of destruction to remain just threats, not reality. And if the threat were to be carried out, he wanted it to happen only when truly justified, due to a plausible error, not out of tyranny. He wanted things make sense!
God, on the other hand, did not reciprocate this; God was, in fact, prepared to bring about the end of everything. We have known since the first season that the world was created to last 6,000 years before being destroyed. This is reiterated in Season 2. And regarding the finale, if God is omniscient, omnipresent, and omnipotent, then... well, let me borrow Crowleyâs words from the book:
âThe rebellion (âŚ) why did it happen, eh? I mean, it didn't have to, did it?" said Crowley, a manic look in his eye. "Anyone who could build a universe in six days isn't going to let a little thing like that happen. Unless they want it to, of course. (âŚ) and the forbidden fruit (âŚ) why do that if you really don't want them to eat it, eh? I mean, maybe you just want to see how it all turns out. Maybe it's all part of a great big ineffable plan. All of it. You, me, him, everything. Some great big test to see if what you've built all works properly, eh? You start thinking: it can't be a great cosmic game of chess, it has to be just very complicated Solitaireâ.
Therefore, likewise, no one who builds the universe in six days would let Michael destroy it in that way, unless wanted to!
What Crowley implies is that everything that happens occurs only because God wills it, because God is playing with the universe.
Thus, Crowley âchooses deathâ, his own, Aziraphaleâs, and that of the entire universe (which had already been destroyed by Michael), to bring a new universe into existence. He believes this is the only chance for creatures (not them, but others, new ones) to be, if not loved, at least free. Free from the tyranny of God and Her games. Or, at least, that was the idea...
Crowley chooses destruction because he believes it is the only way to escape Godâs âclutchesâ and âgamesâ. Aziraphale agrees because, by that point, he had tried everything and failed; therefore, Crowleyâs idea strikes him as the most altruistic one. Mind you, I am not saying it was the best option, I am merely trying to understand their choice from a psychological perspective...
... after all, opting for sacrifice, destruction, opting suicide is typical of people in an altered state of mind who lack support, people who act this way because they believe there is no other viable alternative. Suicide is not a carefully weighed act. They were in a situation that seemed impossible to them, where this course of action appeared to be 'the only way out'; this illustrates their profound sense of hopelessness regarding a world that was nothing more than a game to the Creator.
Generally speaking, choosing death means, from their perspective,that suicide isn't viewed as an absolute end to everything. On the contrary, it is seen as the only possible alternative to a situation deemed unbearable and seemingly irresolvable; in other words, suicidal people aren't necessarily looking to end it all: they simply believe there is no better option for escaping what they are facing. It is a desperate search for relief from suffering, a way to find freedom from pain.
As a general message within the plot, the idea that they "have" to do this is problematic, especially since the story tries to frame it as a noble, courageous act: a sacrifice for the sake of a supposedly better world. Yet, from the characters' psychological standpoint, it is madness...
Looking at the bigger picture, I was probably too harsh in criticizing the characters' actions during the Finale without fully considering the psychological context behind their behavior...
... Naturally, I focused my initial criticism on the script, in the lack of character development, and pacing, as those seemed to be the most glaring issues.
However, when considering the characters' choices, viewing their actions through the lens of their psychological reality within the story's context, ultimately, even though I disagree with their decision, some of their actions are understandable when viewed through the broader perspective of mental health struggles: they were suffering and needed help, yet instead, God willingly handed them a suicide pill, accompanied by the flawed promise that it would make things better.
God toyed with them, with who they were and what they felt, until the very end. Like a cat playing with a mouse.
In the end, they deserved more care and understanding. Those cutie patootie deserved better: they deserved love. And a better storyline.
a person from 150 years ago would be terrified by modern stuff . however , a duck from 150 years ago would just be all like ,still got lakes? yes ? okay cool
âHow fleeting are all human passions compared with the massive continuity of ducks.â
â Dorothy L. Sayers, Gaudy Night (1935)
Reblogging again because I thought they changed the quote so I decided to look up the actual quote and itâs not fake that is very much the actual quote
this kills me EVERY. TIME. I WATCH IT.
Her deadpan delivery is just... *chef's kiss*
I remember when I was younger, anytime I watched a movie where the characters have to kill a scary monster/alien, I always thought the act of killing it was intended to be part of the horror. Like thereâs this amazing creature that weâve never seen before, and maybe under different circumstances we couldâve coexisted with it, but itâs trying to attack you and you have to defend yourself, but by destroying it you also destroy the ability to ever understand it and thatâs sad and is supposed to make you feel conflicted.
It was not until well into my adulthood that I realized most people do not have complicated feelings about movies where people have to kill a scary alien monster, nor is that necessarily meant to be part of the narrative (unless it very obviously is). They just want the scary thing to die because itâs scary. I donât have a real conclusion to this I just started thinking about it for some reason.

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The Mourning of a Universe: Why Season 3 of Good Omens is a Philosophical and Narrative Contradiction
(I am french, english is not my first language so I am sorry if I make mistakes)
The Impact of an Unforgettable Work
At the end of 2023, I discovered Good Omens on Amazon Prime. At the time, the only work of Neil Gaimanâs I was familiar with was Lucifer, but I had no idea he was involved in Good Omens, nor did I know anything about Terry Pratchett's work. Usually, I do not invest myself emotionally in TV shows. Works like Sherlock or Hannibal had deeply moved me and influenced me on a creative level, but I watched them long after their original broadcast.With Good Omens, , it was different. Experiencing the wait in real-time, speculating with the fandom, enduring the anxious uncertainty during the hiatus at the end of 2024... All of this etched the series into my heart.What won me over was its tone: a sharp, quirky satire capable of addressing heavy, profound themes with lightness without ever defusing the actual high stakes. Heaven and Hell were ridiculous yet genuinely terrifying. It was a true love letter to humanity, where even a character like Shadwell, introduced as a grumpy, misanthropic old eccentric becomes endearing through his relationship with Madame Tracy, without needing an artificial redemption arc. The show successfully avoided the trap of simplistic moral binary: Heaven was not purely "good," Hell was not just "misunderstood," and humans remained masters of their own free will, even outdoing Crowley in horror during the Spanish Inquisition or World War II.
Yet, watching Season 3, I found absolutely nothing of what made the essence of Good Omens. After initially trying to rationalize this bittersweet ending just to comfort myself, I had to face the facts: this finale is a disaster in terms of writing. And I am no longer a
âfan who goes along with the end as far as she canâ.
I. Budgetary Constraints That Shatter Immersion
The 90-minute finale suffers from a blatant lack of resources, which severely hinders its ability to deploy its stakes. A deserted Soho, a Hell emptied of its demons, and the near-total absence of Aziraphaleâs bookshop create a sanitized, deeply unsettling atmosphere. The behind-the-scenes features actually reveal that the eternal flame scene and the cottage scene were shot right next to each other in a tiny studio space.This lack of time and budget led to poorly executed antagonists. How are we supposed to care about the threat posed by Brian Cameron or Misty? Crowley knows them, but we do not. In a span of 90 minutes, their warnings ring entirely hollow, completely lacking concrete actions to back up their dangerous nature.
II. The Psychological Deconstruction of Aziraphale and Crowley
The very heart of the series relied on the alchemy of our duo, bickering like an old married couple. In this finale, that quick-witted, back-and-forth dynamic completely died out.The reconciliation process is nonexistent. Crowley rattles off complaints in the Bentley without ever showing his vulnerability, while Aziraphale walls himself up in an unprecedented level of pretentiousness. His famous âI forgive you," far from being an acceptance of apologies (which were never even offered), serves as a lazy narrative shortcut to sweep the plot under the rug. Even the highly symbolic Apology Dance was brutally cut short.More troubling still, the scene with God betrays Aziraphaleâs core characterization when he self-proclaims to be "the best of the angels." Aziraphale has never considered himself good enough; he has spent his entire existence blaming and hating himself for falling short of his own high moral standards. We are light-years away from the character who, in the Job minisode, collapsed into tears upon realizing the gravity of his rebellion:
âI lied. I lied to thwart the will of God. [...] Iâm a demon. Thatâs what I am now.â
III. The Destruction of Crowleyâs Philosophy: The Collapse of a Rebellious Optimist
The Season 3 finale achieves the unthinkable: it destroys the very substance of Crowley's character, turning him into a cynical being whose actions contradict his deepest convictions.Throughout the book and Season 1, Crowley is depicted as an observer fascinated by humanity, someone fundamentally "optimistic" about the capacity of humans to choose their own destiny. He is the first to recognize the absolute power of free will. He knows that humans need neither Heaven nor Hell to achieve either the best or the worst. This is the exact meaning behind his famous tirade where he admits that humans completely outdid him by inventing the horrors of the Spanish Inquisition or the atrocities of World War II. For Crowley, Earth is precious precisely because it escapes the rigid, predictable plans of Heaven and Hell thanks to human choice.To see this very same Crowley declare in Season 3 that free will is nothing but "rubbish" and actively accept the creation of a new world is an absolute psychological contradiction. That is simply not him.Crowley has always loathed mass destruction and the sacrifice of innocents to serve some "higher purpose." From the very beginning, during the Deluge, he shouted his incomprehension at divine cruelty while watching Noah's Ark:
âYou can't kill kids!â
Crowley is the demon who refuses the slaughter of the innocent, whether in Noahâs time or during the trials of Job. So, how can this same character now validate a plan that erases billions of human beings and condemns to non-existence the children, adults, and friends he spent centuries alongside? He who refused to let a single child be harmed under the Old Testament now agrees to sacrifice the entirety of humanity just to secure his own artificial safe haven. By making Crowley an accomplice to this cosmic tabula rasa, the script breaks his moral compass and betrays his finest quality: his rebellious humanity.As for the choice not to include a real kiss in the final timeline, it leaves an open wound.
The only kiss the audience will ever have witnessed remains the one from Season 2: an act of desperation, a painful last resort. The contrast feels incredibly cynical when one recalls Amazon Primeâs marketing campaign on Instagram, which tried to sell the romance of the script's stage directions for the garden scene just to mask the utter lack of emotional fulfillment in the actual broadcast.
IV. The Betrayal of Job: Replacing is Not Repairing
The greatest shipwreck of Season 3 lies in its philosophical message, which completely tramples on one of the most beautiful moral lessons of Season 2: the Job episode.In that biblical minisode, Heaven and Hell cruelly agree to destroy Jobâs life, kill his children, and then simply "give him new ones" as if they were nothing but commodities or interchangeable objects. Faced with this bureaucratic horror, Crowley and Aziraphale unite and rebel. Why? Because they refuse to let those children die. They understand that a human being is unique and irreplaceable. Giving Job new children does not repair the loss of the old ones; it merely masks a crime under the illusion of divine generosity. For Crowley and Aziraphale, the entire purpose of their existence on Earth has always been to protect, preserve, and repair what already exists, never to destroy in order to replace.Yet, that is exactly what they agree to do in the Season 3 finale. By acquiescing to the creation of a "new universe" to run away from their problems, they surrender to the cold, accounting logic of Heaven that they once fought against. It is the return of Archangel Gabrielâs doctrine: We are replacing the dead world with a new one, whatâs the difference? The difference is humanity.This narrative choice also revokes the ending of Season 1. When the young Antichrist, Adam Young, faces the Apocalypse, he uses his boundless imagination to save the Earth. Fortunately, he does not create a perfect, sanitized, brand-new world: he restores the old universe back to normal, complete with its flaws, its chipped teacups, and its imperfect humans. Crowley himself displayed this rebellious imagination by driving through the flaming M25 at the wheel of his Bentley. In Season 3, this imagination has burnt out. Worse still, God explicitly offers them the option to put everything back in place to *repair but they refuse and choose creative destruction instead.
At one point in the finale, when they want to call upon God, the script tries to give a nod to Season 1 by showing that imagination and will can still bend reality: if you decide a blank notebook is the Book of Life, then it becomes just that. This rule is reintroduced with great fanfare to make us believe our heroes have found their creative power again.But the illusion deflates immediately. Five minutes later, this very same logic is thrown in the trash. When it comes to saving the old world, preventing the genocide of humanity, or preserving their own memories, suddenly, imagination no longer works. They become utterly powerless and resign themselves to destruction.This is a glaring logistical inconsistency (or rather, a clumsy narrative convenience): imagination works only when the script requires a brief "magical" moment or a quick trick, but it shuts off the moment it threatens to solve the actual problem and prevent the tragic ending the writer was stubborn about executing. It completely reinforces the reality that this finale is rushed and contradicts itself from one scene to the next.
V. The Erasure of Characters and the Paradox of the Absurd
While Aziraphale, Crowley, and Muriel are fully aware of the cosmic transition taking place, the fate reserved for the rest of the secondary characters is a piece of narrative violence. Major figures who grounded our attachment to the show like Maggie, Nina, Anathema, Newt, but also Beelzebub and Gabriel, as well as Shadwell and Madame Tracy (whom I love so dearly)were wiped out in an instant, stripped of their memories, their past, and their very existence.Granted, the story shows us that they "find each other again" in some form within the new world. But from a writing standpoint, this choice is an absolute failure that runs into a double, insoluble paradox:
-First option: If they possess the same soul in the new world. If these characters are destined to meet and lead the exact same life without having chosen it, it means the new world is governed by absolute predestination. Free will is dead, and humanity is nothing more than a puppet show orchestrated by God.
-Second option: If these are not their original souls.Then the conclusion is even more horrific: this finale depicts a senseless cosmic genocide. The entirety of humanity and the beings we grew to love were purely and simply killed, erased from reality. They were replaced by substitutes, carbon copies meant to populate a counterfeit world that thinks like ours, but is no longer ours.It is a deeply horrifying and cynical outcome. This mass sacrifice fixed nothing, achieved nothing, and completely diverges from the moral trajectory and evolution of Aziraphale and Crowley. It was all for nothing. It retroactively means that everything we followed from the very beginning never actually existed in our reality, stripping the series of all its historical and emotional weight.
VI. The Neil Gaiman Syndrome, or the Contempt for Comedy
This conclusion felt strangely reminiscent of the series finale of *Lucifer*, another show tied to Gaiman's universe. We find the exact same mechanics at play: a show that is initially comedic which, for its denouement, introduces a gratuitous, circumstantial, and pointless sacrifice, solely to buy itself a fake sense of gravity and give the illusion of high stakes.For Neil Gaiman, a memorable ending must apparently be definitive and completely stripped of comedy, as if the seriousness of a narrative can only be felt through absolute drama. This feels like an insult to the genre of satirical comedy that belonged so uniquely to Terry Pratchett. Here, humor no longer drives the story forward; it is relegated to a few disposable one-liners. By removing the lightness, you remove the very DNA of Good Omens.
VII. Love for the Cast and Crew Facing the Shipwreck of the Script
While the scenario of this Season 3 is a disaster, we must separate the text from the dedication of the technical crew and the actors.I want to commend director Rachel Talalay, who managed to deliver beautiful, inspired shots despite tight budgetary restrictions and a disjointed script. A massive thank you to Michael Sheen, David Tennant, Derek Jacobi, Doon Mackichan, and the rest of the cast. They agreed to reprise their roles despite the lack of budget, the controversies surrounding Gaiman, and the certainty that this condensed project would not be profitable. They did it out of respect for the audience, out of love for their characters, and out of loyalty to the memory of Terry Pratchett.The story of Season 3 that I choose to remember is not the one written in its script, but the story of the resilience of a crew and a fandom united to deliver a conclusion.
To summarize the violence of a finale that sought to flatten, crush, and replace the identity of its heroes rather than repair it, these few words from *Small Gods* resonate with profound sadness:
â I could ground them into dust,â said Vorbis. âI would only have to say the word.â-No, thought Om. Thatâs worse than war.â â Terry Pratchett
How Can We Change This? My Alternative: Repairing Rather Than Destroying
Faced with an official ending that breaks our hearts and denies the core philosophy of the work, what do we have left? As fans, we are entirely free to forge our own canon. Rather than accepting a tragic and cynical outcome, we can imagine a denouement that truly respects the heroes.In this ending which I came up with and which satisfies me perfectly after experiencing the show. Season 2 integrates harmoniously right into the heart of Season 1. After the failure of the Second Coming, Crowley and Aziraphale did indeed swap bodies to face their respective camps. It is at that exact moment, just before they find themselves back on that famous bench at the end of Episode 6 (specifically at the 45-minute and 45-second mark of Season 1, Episode 6), that all the events of Season 2 actually take place.In my rewritten version, the ending unfolds like this: Season 2 begins, plays out, and after Aziraphale departs for Heaven, he goes there off-screen to play his cards. Thanks to his genuine benevolence and eloquence, he successfully convinces the celestial authorities to definitively abandon the Second Coming, breaking the cycle of destruction once and for all.Once this is achieved, he swaps bodies with Crowley yet again. Being a smooth talker, Aziraphale is best suited to go down and convince Hell to abdicate in turn a diplomatic task far too delicate for Crowley's impulsive nature. With peace permanently sealed between both realms, the universe is saved.The story then catches up with its original course as the two companions reunite on the bench in Season 1 (at the 45-minute and 46-second mark). Far from being clouded by any heartbreaking goodbye kiss, this scene becomes a pure celebration of their survival. They then decide to head off to the Ritz to toast their victory. Even if Crowley's forgiveness toward Aziraphale is not explicitly voiced right then and there, their shared happiness foreshadows a certain reconciliation. As for whatever follows next within the privacy of the bookshop or the flat, it will forever remain theirs and theirs alone.
I still had so much to say, but unfortunately a blog post has a maximum number of words.Take care of yourself, don't forget all the good things Good Omens has brought.đŠľ
One of the most haunting things about GO3 for me is that the ending transforms the entire meaning of âeternityâ in Good Omens.
Back in season 1, when Crowley tries to convince Aziraphale to help raise (educate) the Antichrist, one of his biggest arguments is the horror of post-apocalyptic eternity.
Not death.
Eternity.
Not simply losing Earth and humanity, but losing everything that made existence meaningful in the first place:
food, music, books, art, messy human lives, arguments, wine, Queen songs, ridiculous pubs, warm dinners, Bentley drives, nightingales.
Crowley and Aziraphale were never afraid of existing forever.
They were afraid of a dead eternity.
An eternity of endless Heavenly bureaucracy. Endless âHeavenly harmonies.â Climbing the same mountain forever and ever.
In season 2, Alpha Centauri still exists as an escape fantasy. A survival plan. A place where they could exist together forever, outside Heaven and Hell.
And Aziraphale never truly rejects eternity with Crowley. He rejects abandoning humanity.
Thatâs important.
Then GO3 does something devastating: they literally fly past Alpha Centauri.đŤđâ¨
Past the possibility of survival. Past the possibility of personal eternity together.
And eventually⌠they let eternity go.
Thatâs why the ending hurts so much for some of us.
Not because Aziraphale and Crowley âbecame human.â But because the show seems to suggest something even more tragic: that they ceased to exist as themselves.
And the reincarnation/multiverse interpretation honestly doesnât comfort me much.
Because if Aziraphale and Crowley keep finding each other in every universe, every lifetime, without memory of who they once were, then that isnât really eternal love.
Itâs eternal repetition.
Not eternal happiness. Not eternal reunion.
Just endless versions of approaching each other again and again without ever fully reaching the original âus.â
And somehow that feels terrifyingly close to the very thing Crowley feared in season 1: another form of eternity without escape.
A different mountain. The same climb.
What makes it even more painful is that Aziraphale and Crowley never fully understood humanity to begin with.
They loved humans. Protected humans. Were fascinated by humans.
But they constantly observed humanity from the outside.
Crowley understands cruelty, violence, systems, fear, war. But ordinary human emotional chaos genuinely confuses him:
Jane Austen being both a smuggler and a romance novelist.
People turning tragedy into tourism (The story of Mr. Dalrymple, and the "Resurrectionist" pub).
Love is not working according to âconditionsâ or âritual dances.â
Even Nina and Maggie prove that human connection cannot simply be engineered.
Humans are too contradictory. Too irrational. Too alive.
So if Aziraphale and Crowley really did reincarnate as humans while retaining fragments of their former selves â their love of books, stars, music, nightingales â then maybe they would always remain slightly alien inside humanity.
Always searching for connection. Always feeling incomplete. Always sensing some absence they cannot name.
Not angels anymore. Not demons anymore. But never fully human either.
And maybe that is the true tragedy of GO3.
Not death.
But endless becoming.
Endless searching.
Endless learning how to be human without ever fully understanding why being human hurts so much.
Maybe thatâs why the ending feels less like a traditional âhappy endingâ and more like a cosmic elegy about memory, identity, freedom, and the unbearable weight of eternity.