Skittering Creature (Official)

The 7th picture in your camera roll is how you died.

Tags below cut.

Mine is this:

Okay WHAT.

Oh…

I mean…

If he stays on Earth, we’re doomed…

But at least we can send Ryan Gosling to space!!!

Rain?? DID I DROWN??

Im sorry what the actual frick

😭😭😭

Squeaky trump??!!!!!

THE DOG TOY KILLED ME WUT

Honestly the most peaceful death I can imagine at the moment. :) (THIS PROVES IT, ELLIE, I'M STICKING WITH YOU TO THE END!!!)

Found these two in the wild. 🤣 🤣 Lmao.

Tagging y'all ova hea...

@ellie-in-your-walls @bri-manifets @yoo-bp @nmsprime @thecoolvoiceactor-offical

Actually insane...

Yay. I died bc of a eclipse

(that would be so cool tho)

fucking elmo i kNEW IT 🫵🏽🫵🏽

What the flip.

I mean, if I die by these two, I’d be thankful.

I'd die of cuteness aggression

Welp I'm dead once this is rebloged 5 times

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Ok, I’ll go first

If he is the reason, I’d go to prison gladly 🥰❤️‍🔥

Tagging: @killerqueen-ofwillowgreen @nic-214 @milkyway-ashes @dr-radiation @whitequeen-ofwillowgreen @sunsetdaydreamer @therockywhorerpictureshow @delicatelyfantasticninja and everyone 😊

Oh ok-

Im getting arrested for giving homework to the kid I tutor??

Wth

I'm under arrest for finding silly pictures of Barry?😭😭😭

Tags:

@redhoodisalive

@theoriginal-robin-ofgotham

@deadmanrunning

@raedhood

I got arrested for knowing ball 😞😞

arrested for a tadc + utdr reference o me o my :(

I have been put in jail by a Beatle awesome

"No." Says the tuna, "Do you?"

"I have never seen it." Says the whale, "but deep in my body, I remember it."

"Why do you care," says the tuna, "if you will never see it."

"There are bones in my body built to walk through the forests and the mountains." Says the whale.

"They will disappear." Says the tuna, "one day, your body will forget the forests and the mountains."

"Maybe I don't want to forget," Says the whale, "The forests were once my home."

"I have seen the forests." Whispers the salmon, almost to itself.

"Tell me what you have seen," says the whale.

"The forests spawned me." Says the salmon. "They sent me to the ocean to grow. When I am fat with the bounty of the ocean, I will bring it home."

"Why would the forests seek the bounty of the oceans?" Asks the whale. "They have bounty of their own."

Last year I finally had an excuse to illustrate this simple little Tumblr story I've had bookmarked forever for class.

this is officially my worst post... god... i've lost everyuthing... fuck... fuck....!

Counter edge - successful

Stick from the woods - not successful

Stick from the firepit (not on fire) - not successful

Shoe - not successful

Small rock - successful (bandaid needed)

Large rock - successful

Stick from firepit (on fire) - successful

Stone from firepit (fire in pit) - successful

Edge of fire barrel (fire in barrel) - successful

Log from bonfire (large) (on fire) - unknown everyone was too drunk and cousin fell in fire (he lived to be mocked forever)

Tree - unsuccessful 1 time and successful 1 time but also boring so attempts abandoned

Marshmellow stick (marshmallow on stick) - unsuccessful (marshmallow fell in dirt)

Knife (little) - successful

Knife knife (medium) - successful (bandaid needed but not for the cousin trying this but for my brother who caught the knife with his foot when cousin dropped it)

Knife (large) - successful

Teeth (human: attached) - successful (hurts btw don’t recommend)

Machete - successful (more experiments needed)

Machete (chop the top of the bottle off) - successful (lots of broken glass don’t drink)

Machete competition to see who could cut the top off a bottle the cleanest (competition banned forever when my mom found out) (after she won)

Axe - successful

Random deer bone a dog found - unknown everyone kept getting distracted by the deer bone

Sheer grit and bare hands - successful because it turned out the bottle was actually a twist cap

Sheer grit and bare hands - unsuccessful (bottle not twist cap) (cousin mocked forever)

Edge of golf cart - unknown (got chased off by my mom)

Fence - successful (got yelled at by my mom)

Metal porch chairs - successful (bandaid needed)

Plastic porch chairs - successful (?????)

Another bottle (unopened) - unsuccessful (both bottles broke)

Another bottle (opened) - unsuccessful

Another bottle cap (not attached) - unsuccessful

Paving tiles in a stack - successful

Cooler edge - successful

Cooler edge by closing the cooler lid really hard - unsuccessful (bottle broke) (paused to pick glass out of cousins hand)

Concrete ground - successful but considered a fail because most of the drink came out when it opened

Porch support column - unsuccessful

Flathead screw driver - successful

Horseshoe (horse: not attached) - successful

Metal sunglasses case - successful

Citronella candle bucket (candle lit) - successful (cousin burned)

Horseshoe (horse: attached) - successful (got yelled at by my mom)

Random piece of metal - successful (stitches and tetanus shot)

(successful because it turned out the bottle was actually a twist off)