Skittering Creature (Official)

tumblr isn’t considered a social media because everyone on here is just talking to themselves

yeah i agree

What does the backend of this website look like that it enabels time travel

World Heritage Post

This is so fucking beautiful that I have no words.

I will always reblog this.

“Tidy your room’ dmkzmsksmdksm

Every time I see this I feel extremely fragile about ‘loving you is the easiest thing in the world’

Babe. Are you okay?. You reblogged the “loving you is the easiest thing in the world” post twice

I love how Zohran Mamdani is wearing a suit everywhere. And if he has anything else he puts it ON TOP of the suit. A basketball jersey. A high-vis vest. All worn over the suit. He’s like the mayor character in a cartoon who’s always dressed as The Mayor. If I didn’t know who he was and he biked past me in NYC I’d be like holy shit was that the mayor

just because someone can articulate their point better doesn’t make them right, it makes them articulated. 

and you aren’t stupid for having trouble articulating yourself.

who turned them german mid tag ?

how do you know they were transformed midday?

A three-circle venn-diagram where the circles are "sex workers", "the furry community", and "people working in morgues". I don't know what the overlap parts are.

Fourth circle needed: IT workers

You say that with such confidence that I am compelled to trust your vision. Personally I have no idea where this is going.

i'd say the overlap between "sex workers" and "people who work in morgues" is probably "seeing naked strangers a lot"

"professional handling of bodies of strangers"?

Normal Job/hobby that people are weird about for no good reason?

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uh there were machines to fix an issue but they went insane and started killing people and it’s now thousands of years later and they’re still killing people

Spider gets kidnapped then murders à lot of people. Imcluding my favourite character :<

Dog with daddy issues and his blue sister hit alligators on the head with sticks. Also there's some old guy

I will always reblog this.

I once spent three hours scouring the internet to find this comic again, I will not let that be repeated.

Wizard protip: It turns out adventurers are a lot less likely to drink potions they find in your lair if you put labels with skulls on them.

REBLOG REBLOG REBLOG

whoever designed these pills deserves to be on the receiving end of them. not the trans women taking them.

podcasts could have been so good but they decided to make the main genres True Crime and Men Talking. shut up shut up the public yearns for audio dramas

i do appreciate how tumblr LOVES podcasts that aren't what most people think of when they think "podcast." you people love strange and terrible things happening to queer & confused characters, and i respect that