ramiro should've killed more people actually

you’re one of the three survivors after the apocalypse & the other two are visibly passing one of theirs’ phones back & forth having a secret conversation in a notes app

they're trying to get me to do something called ""my job"" instead of reading about medieval english poaching laws

the big three: big brown eyes, an indescribable amount of horniness and a generalised anxiety disorder

so. i just learned that my entirely me-written resume flags as being AI-written by automated HR systems for a few writing quirks and the fact that i followed all the rules of good resume writing, which is apparently a telltale sign of AI use in this fucking hellworld. i've been desperately applying to jobs that i am massively overqualified for for months with no response, not even an interview, and now i find out that at least part of the reason is because some fucking moron decided that following the rules every career advisor has given me for a decade means i cheated and should be disqualified. the ai bubble cannot pop soon enough. what the actual fuck.

"frequent use of action-result sentences. bullet points all start with action verbs. no career gaps." girl what the fuck are you talking about. that's just resume writing advice being followed. i just did what i was told. it's a fucking resume. you're supposed to do all that stuff. what the fuck do you mean it looks ai generated and wouldn't pass basic detection systems?????????? for following the resume writing rules????????????

wishing every AI bro and ceo a very [REDACTED]

quark ds9 sucks in a very peculiar way and i just don't think you could replicate it with any other guy honestly. it's just him that does this.

cozy game means fucking nothing. i saw someone call firewatch a cozy game. the game about child death. i saw someone say dredge was a cozy game thats secretly horror. theres nothing secret about the horror the main plot is about necromancy and the world ends. what the fuck are you talking about. is it bc the art style is nice to look at. oh im gonna watch my favorite chick flick the descent. what are you fucking talking about

begin writing sentence -> begin describing historical activity -> three hours of research -> one sentence finished -> repeat

*accidentally realizes i’ve been overusing a random phrase a lot* where did this come from. who did this to me

it’s genuinely fucking absurd that cis people have any goddamn say at all on trans healthcare