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we're not kids anymore.
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Ancient Egyptian gold ring with a carnelian bezel carving of a cat.Ā
Dating 1070-712 BC.
when you want to hang out with your fictional best friend but he's always having the next worst day of his life
Finally started watching Heated Rivarly, this is pretty good
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Lost Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Characters: Tom Friendly, Horace Goodspeed, Juliet Burke, James āSawyerā Ford, Miles Straume, Original Characters Additional Tags: DHARMA Initiative, 1970s, Canon-Typical Violence, Bears, Origin Story, Character Study, Mythology References Summary:
Tom Friendly is an Other who quotes Alvar Hanso and has some detailed knowledge of DHARMA experiments. Hereās what the show didnāt tell us.
July 4th marks 5 years since I posted my first fic to AO3. So hereās to Tom Friendly and those polar bears.Ā

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Here's my real tip for anyone moving out on their own for the first time; when you buy a set of measuring cups or spoons buy ones that have the measurement engraved into the cup/spoon and do NOT buy ones where it's just printed on. Because that ink/paint/ect. can rub off and then you'll have a bunch of useless little spoons and cups you have to get rid of bcs they no longer say what size they are. Don't ask me how I know, just trust me that you wanna buy engraved ones.
Story Time:
Working in retail is really fun, and the times when major fuck-ups happen, they can be either anxiety-attack inducing, or make it possible to get through the rest of your god-awful shift with a smile depending on the customer. My all-time favorite absolute fuck-up is as follows:
This kind woman is just doing her thing. She scans her membership card from her keychain. The register beeps to acknowledge the scan. We continue as usual. Neither of us notice right away, but after Iāve scanned a few more items, I hear a very quiet, āUm,ā from the lady, very polite. I look at her. She is looking at the screen of my register, blinking. I, too, look.
And lo and behold. There is a charge of over four-thousand dollars ($4,000) worth of garlic bread staring us in the face. There are no words for a minute. Weāre just⦠in awe. How did this happen? How the hell did this happen?
She didnāt even have garlic bread in her cart.
I sputter a partial apology - I was incapable of forming actual sentences in the moment - and try to void the garlic bread. Since there was no garlic bread to scan, I try to manually remove $4,000-some from this transaction.
Well, the registers donāt like it when you try to void off more than five dollars ($5) from a transaction, so naturally it pings my manager for confirmation, but sheās not by her pager.
At this point, both myself and the lady are just⦠dumbfounded. Sheās not even mad. Iām not even all that embarrassed. Both of us are just looking at the screen. Thereās a bit of laughter, but itās mostly just⦠confusion.
I have to call through the whole store for my manager on the intercom because sheās not answering. She shows up, ready to override and void it, when she too, sees what exactly is being voided.
āWhat⦠did you do?ā
āI genuinely. Have literally. No. Idea.ā
She voids it, and I go to finish the transaction and tell the woman her total (minus the garlic bread). My register pings. It tells me that she hasnāt scanned her membership card. Odd. I distinctly remember her doing that. The woman goes to scan her card again, and I notice that her library card is stuck to her membership card. I tell her gently, and she separates the two and scans her card.
My manager, hovering nearby still, sees this and says, āI think it mistook the barcode of her other card for garlic bread, and the remaining digits were read as the price.ā
And thatās when the laughter really came over us. There were no hard feelings at all. In fact, the woman was incredibly glad that the receipt still showed the garlic bread and the voiding of. I will remember it until the end of time, my only regret in the entire situation being that I didnāt take a damn picture, because she has proof and I donāt. But I swear to God it happened.
TDLR; Library Card Charged $4,000 of Garlic Bread.
thatās just how valuable library cards are. each one is worth at least $4000 of garlic bread
A picture is worth a thousand words, a library card is worth $4000 worth of garlic bread, if we can figure out how many words the average library card can check out at once, we can probably work out a picture-to-garlic bread conversion here, too.
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Is Taylor's new song so jawyer coded or my delusional brain makes everything about them?

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May 1985. 'Long-lasting colors that glow... and go with your latest clothes.'
I donāt think thereās an applause gif big enough to properly convey my reaction to this. Also, I love that if anyone tries to say that youāre just āanother hack fic writer with no ideas of her own who is jealous of theĀ ārealā writers out thereā, they could quite literally be crushed under your catalog of award-winning original writing as a response. They canāt dismiss your stance on this topic the way they do to so many unpublished / fanfic writers because youāve already met all of the standards that they insist someone has before theyāll accept their opinion as worth listening to.
Right?
āWell, fanfic authors never win awards, soāā āWOULD YOU LIKE TO HOLD MY HUGO.ā āThatās basically, itās, you know, the Peopleās Choice, soāā āLOOK AT MY NEBULA.ā āThatās a science fiction award, it doesnāt reallyāā āLOOK IāVE WON THE ALEX.ā āā¦ā āITāS GIVEN BY THE SAME PEOPLE WHO GIVE THE NEWBURY.ā āā¦ā āIāM THE FIRST PERSON TO WIN IT TWICE IN A ROW.ā āā¦well you wrote porn.ā āGOSH I SURE DID.ā
More attention to this, please. :) From yet another of the I Wrote Fanfic First And I Decline To Feel Shame About It brigade.
(And I also wrote for My Little Pony, which means I may have inadvertently contributed something to Seananās state of being. [Which I will file under the āQuiet Unholy Gleeā heading.])
:)))
Damn I love the internet.
Fanfic is the Folk Process of the Literary world, and we who create it are the travelling bards taking our own spin from place to place so that the stories, survive, albeit in many forms, for millennia. Fanfic is the inevitable, guerrilla reaction of storytellers when Story is throttled by Profit and Propriety. Fanfic will NEVER DIE!!!
As a folk musician and morris dancer, HOLY FUCK IT IS. Fanfic is absolutely folk culture.
Billy Wilder directing Ginger Rogers in THE MAJOR AND THE MINOR (1942)

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when I was in high school I had a literature teacher who had a policy of unlimited extra credit. All you had to do was read a book by a notable author (his discretion) and have a little chat with him after school to prove that you read it. No limits, no need for variety (one month I decided I really loved Kurt Vonnegut and just read everything of his I could get my hands on).
Yes, I was tearing through books constantly, and talking to this teacher at least weekly. Because even though I always loved reading as a kid, literature was always a very weak subject for me in terms of a teaching-to-standardized-test school setting (I just do awful on "what color were the curtains" type multiple choice questions. Those details don't stick in my memory THEY JUST DON'T). But that didn't matter for this class. I could just read my way out of any bad test score. I have always had fond memories of how I "fudged" my way through that class and "abused' the extra credit policy.
I was thinking about it again today, and only just now realized that he absolutely tricked me into being well-read, while my teenage self thought I was totally getting away with something. THAT MOTHERFUCKER. I hope he's doing well.