love when im watching a movie and ron perlman shows up in the third act because then i get to say "ron perlman?!" with the shock of someone who has just been jumpscared by ron perlman in their movie

relatedly: approximately 10 minutes prior to this when stephen king (writer) was on screen with, for 0 reason, clive barker and also tobe hooper. okay

imdb ass post cancelled a guy just got stabbed to death with a cob of corn

love when im watching a movie and ron perlman shows up in the third act because then i get to say "ron perlman?!" with the shock of someone who has just been jumpscared by ron perlman in their movie

relatedly: approximately 10 minutes prior to this when stephen king (writer) was on screen with, for 0 reason, clive barker and also tobe hooper. okay

i mean it’s not like i can just NOT reblog amigara fault. what if one of my followers is one of the lucky ten thousand who HASN’T been unutturably altered for life by it yet? go read it! it’s creepy, but trust me, it was made for you.

the reason usa birth rates going down is because we have a whole generation of women whose sexual awakening was Sans undertale and none of the men want to wear jorts and drink ketchup and go Er er er