a house in an invictus jungle

am always obsessed when someone says to a character “call off your dog” about another character.

hey do you want to come over and repress with me

Having zero emotional object permanence is so funny your therapist asks how your week was and you're just like "girl I have no idea"

being a fan of a videogame is kinda like being a fan of a tv show if instead of assuming you've watched the same set of episodes of everyone else every now and then you saw references to something you don't remember and people went oh WHAT you didn't KNOW that if you paused episode 3 at 3:33 minutes and lowered the volume all the way and put on subtitles in french you unlocked the secret extra episode that drops the biggest lore we all care about so much????? you didn't KNOW that????? also you clicked x at the wrong time and accidentally and skipped load bearing dialogue you loser

um yeah his name was Wheatley

no one is coming to save you its true its true someone might be coming to hang outttttttttt though. someday

who wanna be friends with drawbacks

friends with consequences

When I say "godspeed" (I say it a lot) I like to imagine I'm a member of a futurism religion that worships velocity above all else. Like its the standard well-wishing in my culture. Speedliness is next to godliness. Someday we'll catch him! And the closer we get the more he loves us

I like to imagine that I'm referring to a drug that induces apotheosis.