a house in an invictus jungle

i wish usb ports were several magnitudes larger and made a hefty "kerchunk" sound when you plugged stuff in

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aug 7th 2026!

God will see you at the lowest point of your life, and say "what the fuck I thought I killed that thing." But you skitter too fast and you are too creepy.

Hey guys you should totally get into this thing i like. Yeah it's mid at best. It also aged poorly. You'll get nothing out of it at all. You'll like the idea of it more than the actual thing. But at least only takes half your natural lifespan to finish it

the problem with being a person is that it's all the time

chell twitch streamer. is this anything

Glados is there. She constantly complains that Chell is “playing the game wrong” but does so entirely through large donations, almost single handedly funding the channel

whether or not GTA 6 succeeds really does feel like it may have a considerable chance of deciding if the video game industry as we know it dies right then and there. it feels less like a game and more like a demonic media entity that companies are sacrificing billions of dollars in hope of summoning

me after 5 minutes of socializing: i’ve earned 3 days of silence

coming back to life just to have the freakiest sex possible with the guy that killed me