the fate stitcher

if you aren't best friends with your lover and a little bit in love with all your friends than what's the fucking point

look, if i catch sight of a mutual's unfortunately popular post in the wild dragging their flailing body behind it, i am obligated to smack that pony's ass and send them for another round of the pasture. i'm sorry, it's nothing personal, but it's in my contract

...yeah that's fair

Official silly sign(s)

"is today april fools day" gimmick blog that posts "no" every day

in response to the crazy internet theories that i, spiderman, am secretly mayor zohran mamdani: ill never tell ;)

Interested in building a whimsical and peaceful life.

hey guys so the hero that keeps barging in my tower seems to be using some sort of chronomancy called “quick saving.” have we figured out any counters for that yet or what’s the deal

✨️HAPPY PRIDE✨️

it’s pride month, minions. you know what that means

do you want us to, like, cast gay spells my leige?

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