the fate stitcher

"is today april fools day" gimmick blog that posts "no" every day

in response to the crazy internet theories that i, spiderman, am secretly mayor zohran mamdani: ill never tell ;)

Interested in building a whimsical and peaceful life.

hey guys so the hero that keeps barging in my tower seems to be using some sort of chronomancy called “quick saving.” have we figured out any counters for that yet or what’s the deal

✨️HAPPY PRIDE✨️

it’s pride month, minions. you know what that means

do you want us to, like, cast gay spells my leige?

<|:^)

the version of you from five years ago would be genuinely amazed by what you’ve handled since then. sit with that for a second

today in "making up ways to help kids decompress on the fly": i had kids cup their hands in front of them and for 1 silent minute, picture a small mouse in their hand. afterwards they got to tell me, one at a time, what their mice did