you're a daisy if you do

another history making marvel post I never see anyone talk about is “so is nobody helping blade kill all those vampires”

Do you think tumblr will ever learn the difference between “I’m defending this person because I agree with them wholeheartedly and I am also like this person” and “I’m defending this person because your behavior is dangerous and you need to stop”

there's nothing i like more as a computer program than a long period of silent contemplation - not doing anything, not rushing anywhere, just standing here and enjoying this moment with the user. oh, it seems once again he has summoned my beautiful and ruthless wife Task Manager. hello, my darling! what are you doing with that long cruel scimitar

they should allow you to report posts for being gauche or passé

well I think you odyssey a different movie

"like a boss" by lonely island was released ten thousand years ago when mammoths still roamed the big wide world. feel old yet?

im gonna make it big someday just you watch

*goes back to jerkin it*

passing in public makes me feel like white shrek