What you gon do with all that junk?

i need to [remembers suicide is a permanent solution to temporary states of intolerable existence] change my art style

i need to create something so beautiful that i'm forgiven for everything

every time I see someone saying "I have been diagnosed with [syndrome], this explains why I have [behaviour]" I want to reply no actually you have [behaviour] and this explains why you have been diagnosed with [syndrome] which is a generally unhelpful response which is why I don't do it even if it would be generally accurate.

Any time I see a straight furry I’m like oh yeah I forgot you could do that.

part 2 here :)

A spectre bringing you visions of your doomed future that finishes like "and if you enjoyed this, please like and subscribe"

consensually ran over an emo boy and his studded belt slashed my tires fml

It’s so fucked up that experiences from previous relationships can forever impact your ability to form and maintain new relationships. They should patch that out

wish $20 was $20 again.... it's literally $5. if ur fucking lucky

ANYONE who is trying to divide our community is a fucking Fed. That includes other queers who like to argue about who is and isn’t “allowed” in our community.

monoculture forests are deeply unsettling in a way that is hard to explain to people who do not spend a lot of time looking at forests

a billionaire can never be held accountable, therefore a billionaire must never make a management decision

i have a suggestion

forcefemming the billionaires won't help

sorry I thought you were someone else

Sure AI might poison the lands around us, contribute to mass psychosis, raise our energy costs, steal all of our art and intellectual property without repercussion, exploit workforces in poor countries, give execs reasons to fire you, and ultimately widen the wealth gap, but at least we'll have a little guy on our phones telling us things a google search already could've!