Fantasy Fueled Feels

wdym gurm is opening a medieval style cocktail bar

#people better march into grrm's bar and demand their abortion cocktail tyvm

Long but cool as hell.

I’ve been using these tips for ten years and not one has failed me.

remember when “lifehacks” were useful?

Those where the days.

remember when lifehacks - good or not - were hacks and not fully just new products?

the uncanny valley between “this academic article doesn’t make sense because i’m an idiot” and “this academic article doesn’t make sense because the author is an idiot”

i feel like a lot of discourse around identities could just be boiled down to “you could not pay me to care about this”

therians? this doesn’t affect me in the slightest. weird transgenders? okay who cares. contradictory labels? none of my business. neopronouns? it takes 5 seconds of my time to google how to use a pronoun set this is like minimal brain work. bi lesbians? i don’t get how that works but the world will keep spinning. normalize minding your own business

Every time I find myself starting to get annoyed by these things, my follow-up thoughts are, what groups of people do these opinions align me with (homophobic transphobic bigots), and who do they alienate me from (other queer people), and I don't have to agree with every other queer person on the planet about every single thing. It's more important for me to be in a world where people can be weird and cringe and annoying; than the alternative of living in a society where heteronormativity is strictly enforced, with dire consequences to all those who do not comply

Canuck the crow interfered with a crime scene and on a different occasion shat in a cop car

new fetish: mitochondrial vore. the prey is eaten by the pred and instead of being digested they add a useful function to the pred while being trapped inside them

Kirby

lyctorhood

*kills you & resurrects u* *kills you & resurrects u* *kills you & resurrects u* *kills you & re

surrects you, kills you and--wait hold up. are you. are you getting off on this? oh, that's gross. that's so nasty. stop that. that is NOT what this is. what the hell is wrong with you

*inches away from your grave in disgust* murder and necromancy are one thing but then you had to go and make it WEIRD