certified member of the clarissant fanclub

if you fall from grace enough times eventually you’ll get really good at sticking the landing

It’s going to be so funny when avengers doomsday bombs

it's kind of like we live in medieval times cause everything is mid and evil

deadbeat group chat member

a hometown is a type of dead wife

we’re so lucky that gilgamesh survived and is a banger. can you imagine if we found the oldest written human story ever recorded and it sucked balls.

Trace amounts of Monica in my life

A statistically insignificant level of Monica in my life

My life manufactured in a facility that also processes Monica

Thank you divorce for all you've done for music

i love when people on the internet get denied stuff and you find the most innovative minds of the generation dedicated to making goddamn sure other people get what they want come hell or high water

Swallowing glass just to stay pure

if you put my name and your name together you get mayonnaise also please don’t swallow glass

having unwashed hair will have you believing shit like i can’t be saved