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The first rule of fandom is have fun. The second rule of fandom is find an enabler and become an enabler. Yes you should write that fic. What if it was even hornier? What if it was angstier? What if you wrote it just for me?

he's unironically 100% correct and i will hear nothing against him

#the reason that lab safety regulations are the way they are is because literally all chemists are like this #as in 100% of them #no exceptions (via @prokopetz)

well well well if it isn’t the obvious truth which i have been running away from as fast as i possibly can all this time

some hyper famous artists like Van Gogh transcend overratedness and become underrated because they're so normalized. Like I'll look at a van Gogh and I'm like wait this really is amazing you guys don't get it

Shakespeare is like this

love my hockey mutuals. occasionally poetry snippets or kafka quotes will cross my dash tagged "san jose sharks" and i have to think well i didn't watch it so who am i to judge. maybe franz kafka did write that about the san jose sharks

Hanging out with people will make you remember you're the crazy woke friend for like. not wanting to shop at shien

im going to fix my entire life

When?

Like Um. later

what doesn’t kill me leaves a pit in my stomach that never goes away

I would let her kill me for sport