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#the reason that lab safety regulations are the way they are is because literally all chemists are like this #as in 100% of them #no exceptions (via @prokopetz)

well well well if it isn’t the obvious truth which i have been running away from as fast as i possibly can all this time

some hyper famous artists like Van Gogh transcend overratedness and become underrated because they're so normalized. Like I'll look at a van Gogh and I'm like wait this really is amazing you guys don't get it

Shakespeare is like this

love my hockey mutuals. occasionally poetry snippets or kafka quotes will cross my dash tagged "san jose sharks" and i have to think well i didn't watch it so who am i to judge. maybe franz kafka did write that about the san jose sharks

Hanging out with people will make you remember you're the crazy woke friend for like. not wanting to shop at shien

im going to fix my entire life

When?

Like Um. later

what doesn’t kill me leaves a pit in my stomach that never goes away

I would let her kill me for sport

calling in to work sick with a “weird dream”

why is this post completely broken in every way imaginable

It’ll be almost impossible to find this post unless it wanders across your dash.

It wandered across mine. I shall help it travel forward.

this is not a place of honor

Oh hey post of Ozymandius, good to see you again standing on your feet in a desert where no one remembers you

good morning to the beaten and the damned only