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this is how charli xcx sounds to straight men

#laugh rule #I watched a video about the book it was fascinating

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zoctopode

im so used to tumblr that i forgot some troglodytes on reddit wouldnt be even surface level familiar with the concept of the robot lesbian

zoctopode

#talking to people on Reddit about anything queer is painful #they are so stubborn about obviously gay things like get over yourself

ghostcashewart

sometimes you get a vision so powerful that you're legally obligated to spend all day executing on it

cheeseanonioncrisps

Okay but imagine being the team of Eridian scientists tasked with keeping Erid's Only Human alive for as long as possible while the whole planet's environment is literally trying to kill him. And then Rocky shows up and is like:

“Grace says he would like half of dome to be water.”

“Oh, is necessary for humans to have large amounts of water question?”

Small Eridian equivalent of a sigh. “No. Not needed for life. In fact Grace will die if he falls in water and does not get out.”

“Tell him we give him water in containers that won't kill him. Lots lots lots of water on Erid for Grace to drink.”

“No. Grace say he want water on ground. Also want it with excess sodium chloride compound so it will be unhealthy for drink.”

“WHY QUESTION???”

cheeseanonioncrisps

To celebrate Erid getting their sun back on track, Grace asks for some alcohol. There's a small amount left from the Hail Mary and Rocky offers to take it to the science Eridians to see if they can synthesise more.

“Grace want this liquid for celebration.”

“Of course.” They scan it. “You have wrong liquid. This contain compounds which are poisonous for humans.”

“Yes yes yes. Grace say humans like feeling of being slightly poisoned.”

“WHY QUESTION?????”

cheeseanonioncrisps

Grace is like one of those extremely finicky tropical fish who instantly die if not kept in extremely specific conditions.

Only here the fish can talk and keeps asking you to make it vodka.

#project hail mary

What is a "Tumblr Sexyman"?

Specifically a "hear me out" type who falls into certain tropes (see below)

Any man tumblr finds sexy

Remaining time: 1 day 11 hours

I found out this is a thing people are torn on?

Option 1 info:

Tropes: blurs the 4th wall, beanpole twink, non-human, chaotic powerful being, object head, well dressed villains, etc.

Examples: Onceler, Bill Cipher, Sans, The Mask, The Warden, Robby Rotten, Benry, Wheatley, Loki

Option 2 info:

Things I saw in the sexy man poll that made me make this poll and confused me:

Ekko (arcane), Simon Belmont, Arthur (red dead), Ilya (HR), Westley (Princess Bride)

If these are sexymen to you pick option 2

#polls #poll

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tedisfishing

and perhaps another one

#I am deeply obsessed with this being like spiderverse miles meeting MCU Peter and MJ and him going ZENDAYA???#project hail mary #bloodymary #iron lung

pseudomantis

What the fuck

astarlingdiscovery

It's a yellow bittern! They are very creechur.

[x] [x]

bogleech

Nature is incredible, you can really see just at a quick glance how these evolved to speak together in rhyming riddles while performing a spooky dance, laughing at you because they're The Wee Creatures Three and you will Never Get Their Key.

ceanothusspinosus

foot to head ratio off the charts

#i love creatures #brid

aomitois

rb and tag your favorite song that's not in english, japanese or korean

#When We Remain by Samantha Crain #ignore the English title the song is all in Choctaw

90s-kid-sad-adult

lie to me

#:(#btvs

icaruscitrus

happy pride month ive been busy with college

#tf2

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eddiegayass

You just need to find someone to be brave for. PROJECT HAIL MARY

#project hail mary #😭

I'm back from TADC....a very sweet young person was handing out little bracelets they made so my sister and I each got one 😭 ❤️

And then on the way home we saw this paper on the ground. Duality of man

#personal

I must leave the Internet now because my digital circus tickets are for tomorrow

Perhaps it is cringe to care 😔 but I care

#personal #I'm a big IHNMAIMS fan #so....I fear for them #what the hell is gonna happen

fangs-4-fags

This world is so beautiful. People are shipping Ryan gosling and markiplier. Because they were both in space movies you see

fangs-4-fags

Tumblr users love to do things like this. I DO NOT mean this in a mocking way to be completely clear. I think it's cute. It reminds me of back in the day when people shipped jack frost and elsa cause they both have ice powers.

fangs-4-fags

Or like the superwholock thing. Tumblr users like to go "I like this thing AND that thing.. What if my FAVORITE CHARACTERS met each other? Would that be cool or WHAT!" And the thing is it's absolutely adorable

fangs-4-fags

You can say it's cringe or bad or missing the point of the movie all you want but I don't care. Yeah man, I bet it would be really cute if there was a happy ending and the blood murder man (in space) got saved by the dorky science teacher (in space) and they had yaoi moments. I'm so glad you're having fun

#the movies are more weirdly similar than I originally thought #they're both in space but also #both on suicide missions #specifically because of reasons related to the stars going out #they both have a cool deadpan woman overseeing the project #Im here for it #except that everyone was like yay aroace ...hold on there's yaoi? I take it back.

miragefannumber3

finished design for my robotsona :3

#ohhh this is cool...perhaps I will make a robotsona #good art

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jeejyboard

"Sold to fleetwood mac" fic trend but the main character just gets forgotten and left behind at the hotel within 3 days bc the band is too busy fucking and fighting each other

jeejyboard

#laugh rule #TLT #bruh

viralfrog

dragongirlbunny

#laugh rule #this was filmed in another dimension I think

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