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Wave in Backlight - Peter Witt
German , b. 1966 -
Oil on canvas, 80 x 80 cm.
its not even that i hate bloodymary that much as a concept its the fandomwide execution that turns to white savior tropes and strips both grace and simon of the traits that make them unique characters in favor of manufacturing the perfect romcom setting to make them fall in love. you've turned them from complex characters with motivations and arcs into Hallmark Channel Romantic Interest One and Hallmark Channel Romantic Interest Two and Rocky's There Too In The Background I Guess.
what are we doing. what's going on.
i mean it also is the fact that bloodymary makes up a substantial percentage of the tags on every website as well that by filtering it out you filter out a measurable chunk of the fan content. it's getting to a point where by filtering out bloodymary you lose a huge chunk of the online fan experience. guys

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full screen, no description or any words on the ad whatsoever.
So what? Are you too good to see Oprah's Device?
Amazing digital estrogen
first scrolled past like why did they use a picture of the dalai lama
FUCKING DEVASTATING
The hatemail game on this website is insane

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My hype for the new descendants movie is off the charts btw...
Rise of Red isn't exactly a good movie...but it sure is fun to watch, and that's all that really matters...the songs are also bangers. They did a good job passing the torch to a new generation. Red is cool AF
Zombies 4 on the other hand...baffling...it's impressive how much they fumbled. Like...you have to go out of your way to fumble that hard. Am I going to watch Zombies 5 after that mess? Absolutely. But dear lord.
If staff reformed the ban system to stop banning trans women and used the resulting good will to re-introduce pornography, this site would become a juggernaut. It would swallow Twitter whole.
this is how charli xcx sounds to straight men
im so used to tumblr that i forgot some troglodytes on reddit wouldnt be even surface level familiar with the concept of the robot lesbian
sometimes you get a vision so powerful that you're legally obligated to spend all day executing on it

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Okay but imagine being the team of Eridian scientists tasked with keeping Erid's Only Human alive for as long as possible while the whole planet's environment is literally trying to kill him. And then Rocky shows up and is like:
“Grace says he would like half of dome to be water.”
“Oh, is necessary for humans to have large amounts of water question?”
Small Eridian equivalent of a sigh. “No. Not needed for life. In fact Grace will die if he falls in water and does not get out.”
“Tell him we give him water in containers that won't kill him. Lots lots lots of water on Erid for Grace to drink.”
“No. Grace say he want water on ground. Also want it with excess sodium chloride compound so it will be unhealthy for drink.”
“WHY QUESTION???”
To celebrate Erid getting their sun back on track, Grace asks for some alcohol. There's a small amount left from the Hail Mary and Rocky offers to take it to the science Eridians to see if they can synthesise more.
“Grace want this liquid for celebration.”
“Of course.” They scan it. “You have wrong liquid. This contain compounds which are poisonous for humans.”
“Yes yes yes. Grace say humans like feeling of being slightly poisoned.”
“WHY QUESTION?????”
Grace is like one of those extremely finicky tropical fish who instantly die if not kept in extremely specific conditions.
Only here the fish can talk and keeps asking you to make it vodka.
What is a "Tumblr Sexyman"?
Specifically a "hear me out" type who falls into certain tropes (see below)
Any man tumblr finds sexy
I found out this is a thing people are torn on?
Option 1 info:
Tropes: blurs the 4th wall, beanpole twink, non-human, chaotic powerful being, object head, well dressed villains, etc.
Examples: Onceler, Bill Cipher, Sans, The Mask, The Warden, Robby Rotten, Benry, Wheatley, Loki
Option 2 info:
Things I saw in the sexy man poll that made me make this poll and confused me:
Ekko (arcane), Simon Belmont, Arthur (red dead), Ilya (HR), Westley (Princess Bride)
If these are sexymen to you pick option 2