god save me

can I have one *points at you*

i love the whole world violently. and i dont want to go to work

Imagine if everyone who told Harry that he looked exactly like his dad was just fuckin lying to his face

I keep laughing at this post. I dont know what this would accomplish in the story but its so funny

Sirius: Do you want to play 20 Questions? Remus: Sure! Remus: What's your favorite color? Sirius, laser fucking focused: Triangle. Do you like men?

Regulus asks James to help him with his homework because he really can't do some things and James always helps him figure it out and sometimes they spend hours in the secret room doing their homework even though they agreed to meet to kiss

“i’m so sad all the marauders are dead” no. no, they are dead to u. i, however, chose the completely normal coping mechanism of pretending none of them died and no one was betrayed.

no i’m not lonely yes i tear up when i see random families and friend groups in public. i do it on purpose. i do it for fun. ok

i was actually born as a CD but a wizard turned me into a human to teach me a lesson