horror movie yaoi

having an evil shishu: also extremely normal. what, you can have an evil shixiong but your shifu can’t? grow up.

having an evil shidi: also fairly common, although there might be a larger issue at play so keep your eyes open for that

having an evil shifu: this is itself an issue, since you are now in one of the classic Confucian Conundrums and have to choose between sacrificing righteousness or filial piety

1) Yue Qingyuan is a side character from the author’s least popular novel

2) Yue Qingyuan is frequently headcannoned as a big, giant, bear, and is canonically an older brother figure/sect leader/strongest sword wizard of several generations— WHILE AT THE SAME TIME being a pathetic pushover that misses his wife so bad

3) Yue Qingyuan has a soul eating sword that wants to kill him, and I have no idea how it would react to a pregnancy

4) As many have claimed before, the longer he is pregnant, the longer I cannot harvest the fetus for my abortion shrine (don’t ask)

5) After everything he has gone through, I’m not convinced Yue Qingyuan would make any noise giving birth. Completely silent operating room until the baby starts crying

6) His big fat milky tits will get even bigger and rounder. Don’t you want that? Don’t you want big round hairy tits full of milk? Please, do it for me at least?

Please vote for him. I beg you. I will shrivel up and die without his breast milk to sustain me

https://www.tumblr.com/need-him-pregnant-poll/820818085624905728/need-that-man-pregnant-season-2-finale-poll-5