(Y/n), with a headache: Advil me up, daddy.
Hassian: I will short out the language center of your brain if you say anything like that ever again.
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(Y/n), with a headache: Advil me up, daddy.
Hassian: I will short out the language center of your brain if you say anything like that ever again.

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i love being a fag and a pansy and a fairy and a pervert and awhat who the fuck is egg bacon
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well... ya see... first i started doodlin', right? And then this just happened. Love him. I wanna get better at drawing him so i can make silly little comics and fuel my dopamine :)
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i just had the weirdest moment, i was feeling my front teeth with my tongue because theyâre the tiniest bit crooked, and then i had the thought âiâll check if theyâre also crooked in my other mouthâ and then i realized to my shock and confusion that i have only one mouth, leading me to believe that in a past life i was a terrible monster with two mouths
A few months ago, I thought to myself âMmm Iâm so tired⌠how much longer in this one again?â and I knew instinctively what I meant by âthis oneâ was this body and this life. I then spend a few wide-eyed moments having an identity/existential crisis like how many times have I been on this earth to have such an instinctive response to being bone-weary to my soul? No one can really answer, especially not me.
In July 2017, one night I woke up around 2 a.m and blurted out in a quasi professorial voice âthe Equinox Bird has infinite beaks, all in the wrong direction, and infinite eyesâ and I donât know what the fuck I was dreaming about but it still haunts me. It seemed like a very important information for a few seconds.
i really appreciate the last commenter giving us an exact date and time like that information needs to be preserved
One time I passed out on the couch after going a few days without sleep, and when I woke up mom said I had been speaking in German in my sleep, and it sounded like I was ordering people to build something
When I was like 5 my mom took me to the grave of her friend that died of cancer and I asked what happened and my mom explained that she died and i fucking said âI died onceâ and my mom asked me to explain and I went into pretty detailed explanation about how I died in a war because âI got stabbed by a gun with a knife at the endâ (my exact words) and I met god and she (sheâs a woman obvs) asked if I wanted to stay or go back to earth and I said I wanted to go back so I chose my mom cause she was struggling to have a baby (she had me through IVF) and lemme tell you that changed her like nothing will make you second guess your religious beliefs like a five year old explaining heaven and god to you
this post is a fucking ride and it reminded me of something i forgot
one time i was playing on my wii (like 5-ish years ago) and i thought to myself âi havenât checked on rowan in a week, has he died from the plague? :(â and i didnât think anything of it for a bit until later when i had a âwhat the fuckâ moment
I love this kind of shit because it happens to me all the goddamn time. Like:
-The other night I rolled over in the middle of the night to shake my partner awake, proceeded to tell him how I was glad that âthis time round we would truly have the freedom to love each other properlyâ and how his hands belonged to his last self, but his eyes had never changed in all the lives Iâd known him. And he just laid there in the dark like wtf because I was asleep. Like Iâd woken him to tell him that all in my sleep and then left him to have a crisis.
- Watching the history channel with my Pop on the couch, tender age of 7, and theyâre talking about crucifixion. And my pop, ever the funny man, is like âthat looks like it aughta hurtâ. And I just turn to look at him and without hesitation reply âonly at firstâ. And heâs like âwhat do you meanâ and tiny me just shrugged and said âwell thereâs a place beyond the hurt where everything just stopsâ and he turned the telly off and left the room.
- night before Christmas 2012, dreamt Iâd been stabbed in the lungs by an angel with the face of a falcon. He looked at me and told me he had to do it, so that âmy next breath would come as a rebirthâ. When he started to glow so brightly that it burned my eyes, I woke up to all the lights in my house on and a dark bruise beneath my rib cage. Will admit, that one freaked me out.
- walked past a graveyard with a friend back in middle school on the way to her house, and mid conversation I stopped talking and stood stock still, looked over at the walls,and quietly said âI have a friend in thereâ. Then picked up the conversation and continued strolling like nothing had happened. To be fair, I didnât realise what Iâd said. She still tells me Iâm the reason she canât walk past that graveyard anymore.
- a couple of years ago when I was in Wales I walked past an old stone house just outside of Aberystwyth, and just started to weep. I had the overwhelming thought that I needed to be in there to get dinner ready for the children, but in a different life so long ago and so impossible to reach, that thefeeling of loss was instant and overwhelming.
- was about to use a pedestrian crossing, when my whole body just sort of went hey donât do that, and so I stopped and put my arm out to stop the woman who was crossing behind me, and 2 seconds later a car came skidding around the corner and crashed into the tree on the other side of the crossing, and I just whispered âha, not this timeâ and didnât really think about it until later when I realised Iâd nearly died again. (Btw i waited for th ambulance to show up and the dude driving the car was fine, just hit his head and was drunk af at 10:30am on a Thursday).
- another dream I had just this week, I was sitting in an otherwise empty cinema with a tall, thin man. I canât really recall what he looked like, except he was well dressed, impossibly pale, and he kind of blurred when you looked directly at him, so I mainly watched him out the corner of my eye and looked ahead at the blank movie screen. He was holding my hand, and he asked me if i enjoyed my life. I said yes and explained why. He then said, almost verbatim, âAnd how does this one weigh against the last? Can it tip the scales, or is it, at last, to be found lacking?â And I replied, almost verbatim âI weigh my lives against my joy, and each life I find there is more joy to be discovered.â He replied with a laugh, lifted my hand to a kiss and said âtill next time thenâ and disappeared. I woke up in the dark with both my cats sitting on me, alert, and staring out my bedroom door.
So many more, but these are the first that come to mind.
When I was little, my mother, my sister and I would dream in unison so often that one time when my mother was having a rather dull dream about golf my tiny 3 year old self shook her awake and told her to stop because it was boring. She dreaded having nightmares because both of us would wake up shrieking.Â
My sister and I have also been known to argue in our sleep. Witnesses assure us that whatever made the shouting start, we both knew what it was and were mad about it. We donât need to be in the same room for this.
We also stayed in a haunted house for a while. An old lady had fallen in the chilly hallway just outside the warm kitchen, broken her hip, and couldnât reach high enough to open the door, so she died of hypothermia a foot away from a telephone and warmth. Without fail, every person who stood in that spot and tried to open that door - the single most used door in the house, being between the kitchen and the bathroom and front door - felt cold and found themselves scrabbling frantically at the door handle, which was always strangely hard to open from that side. You got used to it to an extent, but it always hit strangers hard.Â
Shit dude yall are cursed
I love this thread
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When I was a kid my family pretended to get raptured so I would think I was left behind on earth while they all went to heaven.
I was like 8 years old and my sister and mom had gotten really into the Left Behind novels (bible fan fic about the rapture). In the books when the rapture happened the clothes that people were wearing when they got raptured were left behind in neatly folded piles.
One day when I was getting home from school my family decided that they would leave piles of neatly folded clothes around the house, and then hide in the basement.
The intended effect was that I would get home and see the clothes then, think that my family had been raptured and that I wasnât good enough to get into heaven⌠or something?
The problem was that I had never read these books, and didnât really think about the rapture very often. There was no reason that I would see some laundry on the floor and think âThe rapture happened and Iâve been abandoned by God! Iâll never see my family again!! Oh nooo!!!!â
I just sat down and watched cartoons and eventually my family got bored and revealed that they were all hiding in the basement.
Itâs a good thing I didnât understand the joke, otherwise that shit would have been traumatic.

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being asked follow up questions while infodumping is what i imagine sex would feel like if it was real
I hate when yall write the same kind of personality for self insert fics.
I donât want to keep seeing the same easily flustered, no backbone, cries a lot Y/N. Here are some versions that I think would work better for each character.
Sweetheart Y/N: Caretaker, blushy, scolds character for not taking care of themselves. Best for slice of life AUâs or as a quirkless character. [Midoriya, Hawks, Dabi, Toshinori, Aizawa]
Goofball Y/N: Silly, playfully sarcastic, best friend type, takes nothing seriously. [Bakugou, Shigaraki, Todoroki, Aizawa]
Bitchy/Bratty Y/N: Tackless, competitive, well meaning, emotionally constipated. [Kirishima, Iida, Midoriya, Bakugou, Sero]
Bestie/Sacrificial Y/N: Fun, overly understanding, forgiving, compassionate, competitive. Best for angst and/or character development. [Dabi, Shigaraki, Bakugou, Aizawa, Hawks.]
More variety please & thank you 𩵠also please make it long
While I agree that more diverse Y/ns would be amazing, this is important to note:
For all of my insecure writers out there, write your characters how YOU want. I understand the feeling of "Oh no, people don't like this character archetype, but it's my default." Here's the thing, though, at the end of the day, it's for *you*, write it how *you* want.
I'm 100% sure op meant no harm in the og post (not that there's even anything wrong in the post at all, ofc), I just figured I'd add on for any baby writers out there that might interpret it the wrong way.â¤ď¸
All of your writing is valid. (We definitely wouldn't mind if yall want to experiment with Y/n personalities, thoughđŤŁđ)
This was such a kind response to something quite frankly rude.
âFit your readers into a specific personality type to suit my preferences. And please make it long.â
I agree with everything you said, Lackie. And while I also hope OP meant no harm with the original post, I hope that they can see why it came across as extremely entitled.
This but for all fandoms. Sure different readers are cool, but write how YOU wanna write.. thatâs what makes it fun, what makes it happy-chemical inducing!!
Idc if I write the same insecure, blushy, rambling lil thing as y/n bc she is based on me and I do be doin that shit.
And sometimes I get in a mood and y/n is a take no shit badass who would fuck up a baby for lookin at her wrong.
Thatâs the fun of it! Who knows what y/n will be today. Probably the same- but it could be different!
You Rescue Johnny (18+)
Pairing: Simon Riley/Fem Reader/Johnny MacTavish Content Warnings: Vague talk of past trauma, mention of non-con, she/her reader Word Count: 2.7k
Service Dog Johnny Part 7 (full part list here)
It was a bad one.Â
Youâve suspected it from the moment Simon walked through the door earlier that day, still wearing his mask and unable to really focus his eyes on your face through the fatigue. He was just going through the motions of being human, so you fed him and got him to bed as soon as you could.
And you know it for certain when he jerks awake hours later, those familiar tremors vibrating the bed until heâs able to push himself upright. Blindly he reaches out and finds your hip, and youâre just conscious enough to notice the way he instantly rips his hand off your body like you burned him.Â
Barking like a feral dog rn- this whole series is so good. I love it sm. Perfection as always
Drew my BNHA OC Tengo Kai <3 Sorry i've been dead for... like months now, I've had a lot goin' on. But look at her! She's so pretty, I love her. She's also fucking traumatized beyond belief but what oc of mine isn't lmfao
Puttin' this one on the main cause I'm very proud of it :))

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Everyone's all "i'll fuck your dad" until they realize that means they'd have to fuck someone over 40. and those people are weak.
Glad you liked this one dad-pegger
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I lowkey want to make my own oc and to make a full-length story with any of these reverse tropes: đ