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tumblrs new anti porn algorithm seems to detect skin tones that means skin is banned. you can only jack off to skeletons now

wait fuck thats sa

Tumblr security snuck up behind him and snapped his neck before he could warn us about und

CRYING I am laughing so hard

this reopens the ages old pokemon debate “is it ethical to catch a mr.mime? is mr.mime just a guy?”

Mr Mime has a humiliation fetish and Ash’s mom totally doms him

Hey please don’t type these words ever again

The two most culturally important things from the past few years are Friday by Rebecca Black because we learned we like hating things more than we like liking them and Cookie Clicker cause we figured out the only reason people play video games is to watch the numbers go up and since then we’ve just been applying those lessons to new and better incarnations of those two things.

Sounds like someone had an adventure with fire ants

I love that this started like one of those rural Gothic posts and ended with “FUCK FIRE ANTS”

i found something really funny

Don’t even talk to me if all of your clothes aren’t made out of bowling alley carpet

self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the Fucking void

May we suggest a Soothing Bath™ instead

For April Fools’ Day, my local radio station is playing literally nothing but Backstreet Boys’ songs and announcing them as other songs, and I think that’s beautiful.

That’s not a joke that’s a gift