Back On My Bull

i don't want to sound like a slut, but i need some human interaction

people are always like "Oh a vampire wouldn't get horny while drinking someone's blood, that's like getting horny while eating a sandwich" and like man have you never had a really good fucking sandwich?

The sandwich i had for lunch didnt moan and scream and squirm against my body and then become limp and pliable when i was done now did it

“You never pretended to be a bride when you were a little girl?” No???? Like literally never?

I made witch soups in my garden

gwayne hightower born to be a classic fairytale knight, forced to live in the mind of george rr martin

sometimes you just have to say fuck my stupid baka life and move on

tragedy is when a man has so much failwife potential & yet gets assigned suave dom by the fandom and isn't allowed to be anything else. chin up king your loser energy is seen and appreciated. by me

Addam Velaryon is in an entirely different kind of fantasy series as everyone else where he’s an orphan that found a magical creature and is about to be picked up by his secret rich dad, presented by pixar. Good for him