we are the new americana

had this guy come into the store todayy and he had a full on coughing fit in the aisle he was wearing one of those blue generic masks and he was coughing so bad he was turning red and he came to the till and in between coughs and eye waterings he said ‘its not covid i picked this mask up off the floor and i think it has cat hair in it’ and then his card declined and he left

I haven't watched a single episode, but I love the concept of this Kelly Clarkson talk show. She's just like "It's time for a music break. Me." and gets up to sing every single episode. The cunt.

all i ever think about is skincare and getting rawed

have you guys considered hobbies

all i ever think about is tabletop roleplaying games and getting rawed

have you considered skincare

i wish a songwriter wouljd be brave enough to write about the unexplored topic of having a fun night at the club

the reason you were able to read more and do more activities in a day when you were a kid than you do as an adult isn’t because you got stupider, it’s because as a child you generally had your base needs taken care of and your schedule provided to you, so you didn’t have to use as much of your mental and physical energy on planning, life maintenance (ie food and administrative tasks), and general executive function. of course you could focus on reading a novel in two days, somebody else made your lunches and you never thought about phone bills and you didn’t even have to decide for yourself when to take a bath. c’mon

stop being considerate in situations where you aren’t considered.

Telling my boss I can’t come in today cause I have to be on tumblr when the queen dies

unconditional love does not mean unconditional tolerance