BIG D-CK N-GGA, BIG STOMPIN' THRU YO TOWN !!
β¦ synopsis... lunar's little dick headcanons for some of the jjk boys, because i love day dreaming about weenors, nothing too crazy and honestly more self indulgent for me more than anything
β¦ featuring... gojo, geto, nanami, toji, sukuna
β¦ cw... dΔ±ck piercings, fem!terminolgy used, weird sukuna dΔ±ck(s), nothing too crazy
g. satoru Β» pretty, long, veiny, grow-er
it's stupid, no man should have a dick that pretty, but of course, gojo satoru has to be perfect in literally every sense. with a happy trail that's soft and well maintained, it's no wonder he loves getting head, especially seeing your nose smushed into the soft, yet course hair there. who knows how many pictures he has of you like that.
it's nice and long, always hitting those right spots. but god, if it doesn't fuel that fucking mouth of his, constantly babbling in your ear how good it feels to be suffocated by your tight throat, or how happy it makes him to have your cervix kissing his tip right back, or even how he always coos and whines about how he doesn't think he will fit again because he's too long. but he always makes it fit, he has to, your pussy is his cock's wife after all.
g. suguru Β» pretty, thick, pierced, show-er
sweatpants are your biggest enemy on the days you're trying to get things done. specifically, the sweatpants that suguru wears around the house with that nicely fitted love sleeve shirt that hugs all parts of him so well. but that's never what gets your attention, it's that damn weapon swinging between his legs. he's so used to it, he doesn't realize it's distracting you, thick and obvious against the dark grey fabric of his pants.
but the days you have no worries about sweatpants, that dick is still dangerous. thick, long, and pretty just like suguru, with that stupid frenum piercing that only makes it that more intimidating. yet, it always gets your attention when it's shown off, your tongue running over it again and again and again, making poor suguru twitch and choke from how good it feels. sometimes, he wishes he never got it pierced, he hates how hard it makes him when you tease how teary-eyed he gets when you focus on it. it's so cruel of you.
n. kento Β» fat, heavy, full, grow-er
this poor man doesn't know how he was cursed with a dick this fat that makes sitting with his legs crossed so uncomfortable. nanami promises he doesn't mean to be rude when he manspreads, he just...can't help himself, he promises he's trying. and he will deny it to his grave that the few times he's seen you look down when his legs were spread, he didn't ever spread them just a little bit more, nope, absolutely not.
it's so thick that it can't stand up when he's fully hard and he gets embarrassed by it sometimes...not because it doesn't stand up straight, oh no, not at all. it's just because you always tease him about the time you rubbing on his chest while watching a movie on his laptop got him hard, and the way you found out? was by his laptop starting to tilt a little bit because of dick started swelling under the laptop. poor thing.
f. toji Β» fat, long, veiny, show-er
toji dick is just as big of a bully as he is, honestly, so you weren't shocked at all when you first saw him pull it out of his jeans. he was feeling a mix of insulted and...in awe when he saw how unbothered you were by his cock. 'you piss me off' were the first words you said when you realized your hand couldn't fit around the entire width of it either, and that got a laugh out of him.
of course it had to be heavy, of course it had to be long, and of course it had to have the juiciest looking veins that made you want to drool all over it. and it just makes it worse that he knows. and he's so fucking annoying about it, slapping his dick against your cheek when you're in the middle of doing something else and it almost hurts with how heavy it is when it smacks against your face. curse him and his stupid fat cock.
r. sukuna Β» fat, long, heavy, ribbed, tattooed (?), grow-er
god save anyone who comes in contact with his dick(s), it's a blessing and a curse. visually, he knows he looks good, girthy and ribbed in a way that makes anyone drool just looking at it...but, god knows, actually putting it to use is where it gets complicated. no woman or man seems to feel confident enough to take the challenge of trying to take him to the hilt, but fuck if it doesn't make him throb to see how everyone struggles to pop even the tip inside.
you'd think sukuna was a show-er the first time you saw him soft while he showered, but once you caught his eye and he realized you were eyeing him up and down...you are immediately proven so-so wrong. it should be impossible for someone to be big while soft and then fucking ENOURMOUS when hard. it's despicable. and all he can do is grin at you knowingly, still washing himself as if you aren't currently dying over the fact his dick looks like it's the size of your forearm and the width of a coke can.
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