beware, for i am fearless and therefore powerful

man sometimes friendship really is just "I saw this and knew it would give you psychic damage. please respond with agony" and then they do. and it's great

I'm trying not to be mean but it's so hard because some of you are so fucking stupid

adhd is such a humiliating disease to have ones life ruined by

the cure to depression is going to the movies by yourself and getting a drink and popcorn

“Do dishes” and “take out trash” both require the use of a spell slot, vs “use phone” is a cantrip, and brother, I am a level one wizard

actually im doing really well except for the fact that everything makes me sad and the things that dont make me sad make me angry. but other than that im fine

i just want to lay in bed and read books all day and not participate in life

when i was like 5 i started waiting for something and never stopped

staying silly is all i got left like i got no money no prospects i’m a burden to my parents and i’m frightened

the ruler is hosting festivities in the capital while the nation collapses, and heretics have caused a schism in the catholic church. i love living in the middle ages.

we even have a The Plague