beware, for i am fearless and therefore powerful

the problem with movie remakes is that they always remake something that was already good, meaning at worst you ruin it and at best your remake is largely redundant. to make a truly good remake you need to start with source material that is absolute dogwater. ignore the pull of nostalgia. redeem the sins of moviemaking past.

this is how morbius can still win

all that and i havent killed myself yet i must really love this stupid fucking life

This is the foundation of all hope btw. In the words of Tolkien, 'despair is for those who see the end beyond all doubt. We do not.'

i hate it when people mistake "etymology" with "entomology." like, i know where they coming from but it still bugs me

It's Another Beautiful Day of Not Being On Mount Everest. just how Every day of my life will be Another Beautiful Day of Not Being On Mount Everest, on account of how I am Never Ever Going There.

im completely addicted to Open Link in New Tab

if Open Link in New Tab is wrong then baby i dont want to be right

i wouldn't have to deal w all of this if i was a tree

please i need him to die on 4th of july gaudy as fuck 'america 250' celebration that would be the funniest thing ever i wouldn't even bitch about the fireworks. i wouldn't even do that.

fast car by tracy chapman isnt even a song thats God