beware, for i am fearless and therefore powerful

hey you 🫵 have you washed your water bottle lately? 🫵 it’s getting hot and mold is going to grow 🫵 wash it 🫵

you are not immune to inventing an arbitrary set of rules that only you have to adhere to

the x-files is fun because any time you get a legitimately good episode they make sure to follow it up with some shit like The Ghoul That Caused The Challenger Disaster or Amish Pheromones. really cleanses the palate

Im weighing in on the discourse. We need to start putting sea monsters on maps again.

This is the Carrie Fisher post of body positivity reblog for a chocolate bar from her fridge

(writes something) god this sucks so bad. this is awful. i'm the worst writer ever. this is nothing. (rereads it a while after writing it) oh dude this is fire. i'm the god of writing. (writes something again) god this sucks so bad. th

There are US Senators dying who have never died before

Fucking sucks to be a fan of the MAIN GUY of a thing. Like yeah this is Main Character... I know you know who he is but listen!!! I know him better than anyone else!!!

What would you do if you were scrolling through recommended tumblr posts and one was from someone you don't know and it was just a picture of your dad captioned "fucking hate this guy" and it had hundreds of notes

reblog it

What are you reading rn, why are you reading it, and what format are you reading it in (physical book, ereader, on your phone etc)