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Love how tumblr has its own folk stories. Yeah the God of Arepo we’ve all heard the story and we all still cry about it. Yeah that one about the woman locked up for centuries finally getting free. That one about the witch who would marry anyone who could get her house key from her cat and it’s revealed she IS the cat after the narrator befriends the cat.
Might I add:
The defeat of the wizard who made people choose how they’d be to be executed
The woman who raised the changeling alongside her biological child
The human who died of radiation poisoning after repairing the spaceship
The adventures of a space roomba
Cinderella finding Araura (and falling in love)
I don’t know a snappy description but the my nemesis cynthia story certainly lives in my head
hilariously, these are almost all in my fic tag. so, a compiled list from the notes (and some extras):
The God of Arepo (graphic novel 1 / 2 / 3) (ebook)
The Monster of Sentan
The Witch’s Cat
Raise Both Children
Stabby the Roomba (honorable mention)
Cinderella Marries the Prince (comic)
My Arch Nemesis Cynthia
Pirates and Mermaid
Eindred and the Witch
The Demon King
The Cornerwitch
Grandmother Beetroot
Apocalypse Daycare Worker
Grandmother Accidentally Summons a Demon
New Year Saga
A Story About Changelings
Ranger in the King’s Forest
The Difference Between a Hare and a Rabbit
Goblin Men (Canines)
I am in love with you /p
Adding Faceblind Prince Charming and Cinderella
21. The human who died of radiation poisoning after repairing the spaceship
22. The defeat of the wizard who made people choose how they’d be to be executed
adding the Doctors Without Borders one
I LOVE tumblr storytime, so here’s a bunch more your weekend reading. Enjoy!
24. The Queen with Three Cursed Children
25. Tiny Dragon with one coin hoard
26. Haunted house
27. Shark hero was about to go rogue
28. Grandma lives in the woods comic
29. A Different Aftermath comic
30. Battery (microstory but I love it so much)
31. It’s A Date comic
32. Supervillian kidnaps rival’s kid and they want to stay
33. Narrative Town
34. I have been hired to clean the wizard tower comic
35. Robot Apocalypse
36. The Statues That Do Not Weather
37. Kushiel
38. Tooth Fairy
39. Alien abduction
40. Felonious wish-granting
41. When humans met actual space orcs
42. Space cousins
WAIT REBLOG THIS VERSION INSTEAD
Protect him
HE PUT IT INTO WORDS💞💞💞💞💞
Greater Sooty Owl (Tyto tenebricosa), family Tytonidae, order Strigiformes, Australia
Photographs by Ben Williams
melanism is truly nature's gift to black furries. 'oh this animal is always white, it has pale skin/hair/feathers/whatever' NOPE IT'S BLACK NOW
'oh the barn owl, with its light coloration' WRONG

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Okay but after seeing this I started doing it too and it’s amazing how many men I’ve run into bc they expected me to move
Gotta try it
I work (and walk) on a college campus. I’ve lost count of how many men I’ve smacked shoulders with.
Recently, I was standing outside my son’s classroom waiting to talk to his teacher. I stood on one side of the hallway, not even close to the center. At some point, a man came walking along. I was standing right in his path, but the hallway was empty, so I logically expected him to swerve around me. Instead he kept walking right toward me, got to me, and stopped, as if waiting for me to get out of his way. I didn’t; I just smiled politely at him. He finally walked around me, clearly annoyed that I hadn’t leapt out of his manly path.
Now I’m wishing I’d leapt aside, taken off my jacket and laid it on the floor before him, then bowed deeply and said, “My Liege!”
I also work at a college campus. I smack shoulders sometimes, but I find that if I stare straight ahead and follow the advice below, people get the heck out of the way.
Honestly this post changed how I carry myself when walking alone in public, or in a situation where I’m the one leading. People definitely move for the murder gaze.
Confirmed. I once had to rush back inside a convention hall as the con was closing in order to a retrieve a sick friend’s medication, and I didn’t understand why people in the crowd were jumping out of my way (literally—one guy vaulted a table) until I realized I was dressed as the Winter Soldier and doing the Murder Walk because that’s just how I walk in those boots. I got the meds, got out, and made a mental note.
I repeated the experiment later, wearing the boots but otherwise my usual clothing and mimicking the expression I thought I’d had at that moment. People parted like I was Charlton Heston.
I now wear that style of boots whenever possible. I recently had a man do a double-take as I walked by and ask me, politely, where I had served because I “looked like a soldier.” I’m not current or former military. I was wearing a flowy purple peasant top and looked as un-soldierlike as possible.
Moral of the story: wear comfortable shoes, square your shoulders, and walk like you’ve been sent to murder Captain America.
WALK LIKE YOU’VE BEEN SENT TO MURDER CAPTAIN AMERICA
It’s called the Murder Strut.
IT’S BACK!!!!!! I was searching for this to show my daughter the other day and couldn’t find it. I’m so glad IT’S BACK!! I will always reblog the Murder Strut!!
A guy on a bike went around me because he could tell I had no intention of moving. Thanks to this post.
One day and I bumped into a guy while doing the Murder Strut and he apologized to me even though I was the one who had bumped into him.
It works wonders.
In case you were wondering, yes you can do this in a wheelchair. Same look in your eyes and let ‘em know you will run them down. Just picture yourself in a sports car accelerating towards someone with the intention of flattening them.
If there’s anything more satisfying than watching Abled men leap out of my way when they realize I’m not moving for them, I can’t think of it atm.
Walk like you’ve been sent to murder Captain America.
Wheel like you’re gonna win the Indy 500 and don’t care how.
Your crutches are short swords; walk like you can see them buried in the bodies of anyone who crosses (in front of) you.
Tumblr: teaching women how to be Moses and part the fucking Red Sea with the power of their minds.
I had never seen these updates to the Patriarchy Chicken Game before and they are all a goddam DELIGHT
Patriarchy Chicken and The Murder Strut, dance names for the new millenium.
The headology on display here would make Granny Weatherwax proud.
Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Trigun (Anime & Manga 1995-2008) Rating: General Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Vash the Stampede & Nicholas D. Wolfwood, Vash the Stampede/Nicholas D. Wolfwood Characters: Vash the Stampede (Trigun), Nicholas D. Wolfwood, Meryl Stryfe, Milly Thompson, Zazie the Beast (Trigun), Nebraska Family (Trigun), Brilliant Dynamites Neon (Trigun) Additional Tags: Knives Mention, Modern AU, band/rockstar AU, Enemies to Friends to Lovers, Sort Of, Seven Minutes In Heaven, wolfwood is touchstarved, Body Worship, Showering Together, Pining, ace spec wolfwood, ace spec Vash, canon typical smoking and drinking, i think thats everything, Ace Trigun Week, Trope Subversion Summary:
Wolfwood is stuck at an after-party hosted by Vash, and someone suggests a game of seven minutes in heaven. So how did he and Vash end up in the shower together?!
Written for Ace Trigun Week 2026 Theme: Trope Subversion
Prompts I mashed together: Day 1 Enemies/Rivals to Lovers Day 2 Body Worship Day 3 Seven Minutes in Heaven Day 4 Touch-Starved Day 5 Bathing/Showering together Day 6 Band/Rockstar AU Day 7 Free
Thank you to @acetrigunweek for hosting this event!
Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Trigun (Anime & Manga 1995-2008) Rating: General Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Vash the Stampede & Nicholas D. Wolfwood, Vash the Stampede/Nicholas D. Wolfwood Characters: Vash the Stampede (Trigun), Nicholas D. Wolfwood, Meryl Stryfe, Milly Thompson, Zazie the Beast (Trigun), Nebraska Family (Trigun), Brilliant Dynamites Neon (Trigun) Additional Tags: Knives Mention, Modern AU, band/rockstar AU, Enemies to Friends to Lovers, Sort Of, Seven Minutes In Heaven, wolfwood is touchstarved, Body Worship, Showering Together, Pining, ace spec wolfwood, ace spec Vash, canon typical smoking and drinking, i think thats everything, Ace Trigun Week, Trope Subversion Summary:
Wolfwood is stuck at an after-party hosted by Vash, and someone suggests a game of seven minutes in heaven. So how did he and Vash end up in the shower together?!
Written for Ace Trigun Week 2026 Theme: Trope Subversion
Prompts I mashed together: Day 1 Enemies/Rivals to Lovers Day 2 Body Worship Day 3 Seven Minutes in Heaven Day 4 Touch-Starved Day 5 Bathing/Showering together Day 6 Band/Rockstar AU Day 7 Free
Thank you to @acetrigunweek for hosting this event!
Trigun is back, and so are we! Welcome to our second edition of Ace Trigun Week!
I'm happy to reveal our prompts and event dates!
Have fun, see you all April 5 - 11, and I can't wait to see what you will all be cooking!
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when she says she doesn’t send nudes
when guys objectify women and expect them to send nudes
when someone asks you about your nuclear plans for russia
When Russia sends you nudes
#what the fuck happened here
This is my favorite post in all of tumblr
reminder that this post is now illegal in Russia
reblog it, because Russia can´t
Thanks Obama
When Russia makes this post illegal
I HAVE ONLY SEEN THIS IN SCREENSHOTS
I will reblog this every goddamn time I find it on my dash
I have a piece of tumblr history on my blog now
String identified: atgctactttaatcaaaaattcaTattattatttgaagtcaacatTaaataattgaATCTgtgattaaacttg
Closest match: Bombyx mori BmN4 cell DNA, chromosome 24, sequence Common name: Domestic Silk Moth
(image source)
When the domestic silk moth sends you nudes
Domestic silk moth is just being friendly
Now the moth is banned in Russia
…well what the fuck is this
Art.

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"you were always such a good kid! we never had to worry about you :)" thanks! you actually should've, though. like about this specifically
you should be addicted to shutting the fuck up
You wanna fuck me so bad it makes you look stupid
laptop overheating?? pour water on it to cool it down!
i trusted you
Do not trust people like me. I will take you to museums, and parks, and monuments, and kiss you in every beautiful place, so that you can never go back to them without tasting me like blood in your mouth. I will destroy you in the most beautiful way possible. And when I leave you will finally understand, why storms are named after people
THE ORIGINAL?!?!?!?!?!
Custom design commission for @ghostoffox , thank you! 🦉

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it should be mandatory for every pc game that has absurdly high resolution graphics and monstrously large filesizes to have a "dogshit version" that you can play on any old pc cause i've had it up to here with getting excited for games only to discover that my laptop doesn't meet the minimum system requirements and i will never be able to play them. i don't care how realistically the windows reflect light. i don't need to be able to distinguish every available hair on the player character's head. i just want to play viddy game :(
This will always be my favorite gifset. Ever.
im morally obligated to reblog this every time i see it
It’s back on my dash. 😂