Falling For Tragedy

sometimes being a fan of something means not wanting them to make any more of it

The funniest thing that came out of this historical film trailer is how some characters suddenly adopted a British accent. They COMMITTED to their roles. I'm looking at you Zayne and Xavier.

I realize this is a cast iron gate but I’m choosing to believe it’s a magic protection ritual

It IS a magic protection ritual, and it summons an iron gate to protect you from intruders. 

“I cast Iron Gate!”

As a blacksmith I have been called a wizard by several small kids

i think "turning into a pumpkin" is my new favorite way to articulate the state of things when I am at a function and very overstimulated and it feels like my brain is melting. it's like no i can't be a person anymore i have to leave i'm turning into the pumpkin. the time is up yeah i gotta go. yeah see u later. pumpkin time.

...listen. I KNOW you have a different culture than mine. Twice over. Is Cinderella not a thing that you KNOW?

I missed a lot of things as a child, but I have seen Cinderella as an adult... I did have The Land Before Time, Pebble and the Penguin, and The Sound of Music all on VHS. Not to brag 💅

why did nobody tell me naruto has 30 seasons. why did nobody explain to me that og naruto is 8 and shippuden is TWENTY TWO FUCKING SEASONS. 22????????? I'M SEVEN SEASONS IN AND I HAVE TWENTY THREE TO GO. WHT IS THIS

okay update. my math was wrong. naruto is longer. im on roughly s3 of shippuden (e61) which means i have 439 eps to go. which is 21 seasons. so. shippuden is actually. 24 seasons. and og naruto has 9. so that's. 33. "i have twenty three to go" my ass i actually had twenty SIX.

Wait until you find out about his kid.

This world does not move without Black creativity.

Bro let me get a hit of that dandelion

laying in bed, high as fuck, thinking about balsamic vinegar

Its like grape soy sauce

:/

Both are brown liquid made from mold growing on it

You know, you're not wrong. I still don't have to enjoy the truth.