No. 3 on Pawnee's Most Wanted Pests list.

I don't want my cellphone to have AI I want it to have 3 days of battery time. I don't want my computer to have AI preinstalled I want it to have seven usb ports and high ram at affordable price. I don't want my games to have AI built levels I want them to be so optimized I could run them on a nokia.

big life tips dont be neurodivergent dont be poor dont get in any sort of situation and dont let yourself need or crave

I will create the world's first ontologically evil baseball team

Yankees beat you to it by like 113 years

FUCKKKKKKK what if something bad happened and I forgot to worry about it

i wont worry about it i say to myself with the always worried disorder

btw it's so fucking stupid you can be anxious physically in your body even after you've decided mentally you don't care. I'm supposed to be in charge here

I need a "girl who's gonna be okay" moment bad

it really is crazy how there are so many influencers with millions of followers i have never heard of in my life

every day someone is like ‘have you heard about the situation with johnny youtube?’ and i go. pardon. who the hell is that