No. 3 on Pawnee's Most Wanted Pests list.

I will create the world's first ontologically evil baseball team

Yankees beat you to it by like 113 years

FUCKKKKKKK what if something bad happened and I forgot to worry about it

i wont worry about it i say to myself with the always worried disorder

btw it's so fucking stupid you can be anxious physically in your body even after you've decided mentally you don't care. I'm supposed to be in charge here

I need a "girl who's gonna be okay" moment bad

it really is crazy how there are so many influencers with millions of followers i have never heard of in my life

every day someone is like ‘have you heard about the situation with johnny youtube?’ and i go. pardon. who the hell is that

the anger... the pure RAGE I feel when the subtitles don't match up to the audio and/or are completely different from what's being said is unexplainable