he's alive, mike! alive!

my healing is soooooooo much better now that I've got slightly longer barbells in. I get a little bit of irritation near the balls just cuz that's where the crusts happen and so the cleaning and crusting makes the skin extra sensitive, but like apart from occasional minor scabbiness they're looking sooooo good. it is SO satisfying to be cleaning around the balls and posts and for like, mostly clear goop to be coming off/out. it looks almost like the goop you get in the corners of your eyes. it's just my body healing!! it's doing such a good job!!! I love my piercings!!!!!!!!!!!!

shane? the toronto player who's been dunked the most because of his impeccable game play? HATES being cold and wet. when you add sticky into the equation? nightmare scenario. he'll let it happen because it's a team spirit thing and it's above all else a way his team celebrates and shows appreciation for his elite performance, but that autistic man cannot hide the burning discomfort on his face as he attempts to get through his post-game interview while orange gatorade drips down his neck and dries into his white pants and in between his fingers.

2) Shane would be Toronto's (RIP Expos) 3-time gold-glove-winning, home run-denying centre fielder who fills his opponents' hearts with dread when he takes the field. his arm is also a cannon. he regularly leads the American League in stolen bases and doubles. he appears on the Plays of the Month list all the time on Sportsnet because he's always doing the fucking most to make a catch. Has been thrown out of enough games for challenging an umpire's call that fans joke the ABS system was developed specifically to keep him from being ejected.