he's alive, mike! alive!

just realized all the team scotland fans in boston for the world cup means there's gonna be a ton of scots at the next 3 jays games....how do I tell them to root for us instead of the red sox

must feel good as fuck to curse a prince for being rude to you while you were larping as an old woman for no reason

davis "hey. even if it's triple A, it's still baseball and i'm lucky to play baseball everyday" schneider i love you so much

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the context and meaning is wildly different for Claudia but I too feel like screaming ‘which one of you is gonna fuck me’

i saw this somewhere else but reply / tag what you did today so everyone can see that we all did something different today

i love when my mutuals are mutuals with each other #myecosystem #myenclosure

“Am I the only one who—” yes. You’re all alone. And nobody shares your experiences or loves you. And you’re floating on a raft in a dark ocean and there’s sharks and squids trying to get you and lightning is crashing and the water is choppy and black

i haaate when ppl are talking abt mammal colouration and they bring up mandrills but not vervet monkeys.... fake fans

men laughing together in public piss me off do that shit at home