he's alive, mike! alive!

- louie varland has adhd and i firmly believe in this. all he does in the bullpen is spread his pussy, boink the water bottles, rock his chair to a concerning degree of tilt, play with the holes in the edge padding, yap to braydon, and twist his body into a twizzler on his chair (see attached)

- louie is also the only person who fist bump every single player/staff whenever he enters the bullpen. he’s very polite

- braydon fisher loves red bulls and crushing them with his cleats

- spencer miles is the only person who cheers and claps at every play being made by his teammates on the field (he claps at every fly ball caught)

- swr seems to be getting along with the guys very well

- mason fluharty has a full head of hair and a great hairline

Tumblr, I propose a battle of wits!

I have put Iocaine powder in one of these two goblets. You choose, then we both drink.

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