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“I asked ChatGPT —”
Okay well I asked the picture of Michael Jackson in my pocket and he told me to get the fries with my burger soooo

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the idea that hollander "tamed" rozanov is really funny to shane because like. ilya finds it hot and is always going along with it, yes of course my husband is so sexy why do you think i moved to this boring fucking city. for dick. meanwhile shane knows the truth which is that ilya tamed himself. he herded shane like a sheepdog until he was exactly in the right position for ilya to flop down at his feet and say i love you, i am a one man guy, sleep with other people if you want but you are it for me, so shane is always there like ??? ilya. what are you talking about. i was literally prepared to be a secret slot on your roster for the rest of time without even admitting that i was gay until you decided to have me over make me lunch and say my name while you come like a love confession and ilya goes lyubmiyy. shut up. i was untamable you tamed the untamable and so shane has to be like yes, baby, i worked so hard, i used all my tricks but he's rolling his eyes because ilya wants to be a wolf shane coaxed inside to sleep on the hearth but instead he's a cat who snuck through the window and fell in love with his prey. self domesticated. and this is just one of the many perfect games they play
Feeling the pride month be like
In which Shane Hollander yells at the metros
Shane was going to throw up.
No, really, he was going to throw up. He could feel the bile rising in his throat as his panicked breaths came out faster and faster.
He had just left the meeting with coach Theriault, Marcel, and Greg Vance, in which he was basically told that he shouldn’t bother coming back to finish the season, and that he should get his things and go.

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my hollanov fic recs (11)
-> DIRECTORY: all my hollanov fic rec lists
you and i might just be the best thing by blongblong | mature | 24k words, 2 works – shane hollander spends twenty-five years not thinking about his soulmate. the drawer in his apartment filled with cigarettes, toothpaste, and awful t-shirts says elsewise.
Decisions, Decisions by jewelledfoxes | mature | 22.5k words – Shane doesn't love making decisions. Ilya does. Isn't that convenient?
(All I Need Is On) The Other Side of the Door by midwestmillie | not rated | 9k words – January 2017, Ilya leaves the club shortly after Shane only to find him pulled over on the side of the road, devastated.
found connection (baby i can't stop calling you) by aquilanovae | explicit | 117k words (wip, 9/10) – Ilya is a college student in Boston working on the side as a phone sex operator, Shane is still a hockey player. They have toe-curling, back-cracking dirty phone sex and end up catching feelings along the way.
Heaven is a bedroom by Charlotte_Stant | mature | 18k words – “We’re not here for an orgy,” Shane said to Jaw Man. “We’re missionaries with the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints.”
all thoughts, all passions (all delights) by vividblossom | explicit | 15k words (wip, 2/?) – Professional Dom for Hire, Ilya Rozanov, struggles with his sadistic desires and meets his match in Shane Hollander; the failed Montreal trainee.
silver lining by ghosttotheparty | explicit | 19k words – He’s standing across from Ilya in his kitchen. Their feet are almost touching, Ilya’s in black socks that Shane also has multiple pairs of, Shane’s in his favourite soft striped ones. The rain is getting louder outside, moving from a drizzle to a downpour. And Ilya is looking at him like he loves him.
Captain vs. Captain by deliciousblizzardshark | explicit | 64.8k words – Following the internet success of Shane and Ilya's presentation at the NHL Awards, ESPN decided to contract with them to do a whole series. It goes far better than anyone could have dreamed
the hollander rule by shaneviews | not rated | 5.8k words – Everyone at McGill knows three things: their hockey team is the best in the country, the Rozanov family could buy half of Montreal, and Shane Hollander is completely off limits.
your assigned ilya of the day is sorry (no he's not)
"Chokehold", Hudson Williams [from Heated Rivalry] for BVLGARI #GoldAndSteel Collection
May, 2026
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I don't think we talk enough about Shane being tied up while Ilya is fucking him. He'd love that shit. He'd love to have his hands tied behind his back so Ilya can just push him to the side and fuck him how he pleases. "You're my present, right Shane?" And Shane would whimper and moan, feeling so full and safe with Ilya. At one point he's on his knees, Ilya fucking him from behind whilst he's holding Shane by his tied wrists. His thighs are shaking and he doesn't know if he should move away or meet Ilya's relentless thrusts. Ilya can tell he's close so he tugs at Shane's arms until they are back to chest. Shane can barely hold himself up lime this he's so close. "Next time," Ilya starts then, biting his earlobe before continuing. "Next time I'm gonna tie you to the bed, legs spread so you have no chance to squirm away. I'll keep you there all day. Taking whatever, whenever. You know why?" And Shane will shake his head, unable to speak. Ilya doesn't care, he's close too. "Because you're mine. You're my good boy and love to please me. Isn't that right?"
Needless to say Shane comes right then and there.
the magic of heated rivalry is that no one told connor storrie that this is a yummy delicious dessert tv show. he read these scripts dramaturgically while standing next to the soda machine at his server job and went to set with a mission to impress the ghost of sir laurence olivier
Yes, and so did Hudson. He read that script on the way to his crappy server job at the Old Spaghetti Factory (Canadian chain similar to Olive Garden in USA). And Hudson realized both his talent and growing up Wasian with a low support need autistic immediate family member could help him nail the role of Shane Hollander. A low support need Wasian autistic elite athlete.
Shane is anxious, closeted, riddled with internalized homophobia, constantly looking over his shoulder because he has to be a model minority. But also Canada’s golden boy (as long as he never makes a mistake, unlike the white players). And he’s also a very public sex symbol.
But Shane is also so desperate to be free, and to be understood. It makes him take some crazy risks (like saying yes to Ilya). And eventually it makes him someone who can be in love and be a supportive, loving partner in return.
Don’t get me wrong, I think Connor is a brilliant actor too. His work with the Russian dialect coach, for example, was exceptional. The Russian monologue always makes me cry. But Hudson was also an unknown with a crappy day job at a restaurant. And while Shane is a less showy part than Ilya, Hudson also nailed every moment. He just did so rather more quietly, because Shane is a character who internalizes most of his emotions. And often communicates his feelings only with his eyes.
They both took this script seriously and resolved to do the absolute best acting work they could with this fluffy, smutty, fairly low budget Canadian series.

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Autistic Shane has echolalia which is why he likes to randomly switch to a Russian accent and repeat back all the little Russian phrases and accented words Ilya says. At first, Ilya thinks he’s making fun of him like some weird form of chirping, but he eventually realizes Shane is just Like That TM (being his cutie patootie self.)
Shane: *sounds progressively more Russian during a conversation*
Ilya, thinking Shane’s making fun of him: that fucking asshole?
Ilya: neveroyatnyy
Shane, whispering in a perfect Russian accent: ✨neveroyatnyy✨
Ilya, clearly wasn’t supposed to hear that: ????!!
Ilya drops several Russian curses while they fuck once, and Shane just moans them right back. (Maybe Ilya fucks Shane three ways to Sunday afterward, and maybe he starts speaking Russian more during sex, but that is NO ONE’S business!)
Shane speaking to JJ during warm-ups: *unconsciously copying his accent*
Ilya, eavesdropping: No, that’s our thing >:(
Shane has genuine difficulty staying quiet and not echoing when Ilya gives his monologue over the phone, but he thinks it would upset Ilya if he did. (And Ilya will never admit it, but each time he said “I love you” in Russian, he hoped Shane would say it back in his little echo, even if he knew Shane didn’t mean it. (He would.))
Shane in the hospital, high as a kite, in a Russian accent: bye bye :)
Ilya, heart eyes 15000%: fuck this, fuck you, nurse I am having heart attack
This is also why Ilya believes Shane could learn Russian in two weeks because SOMEHOW (with his echolalia) Shane is really good at replicating the proper pronunciation.
it will forever be a little insane to me how ilya rozanov, born and raised in russian, total jock/party bro, father-is-police-brother-is-police guy, somehow has never had an ounce of internalized homophobia in his body. canonically just saw being bi as an extra opportunity for hot sex. started experimenting with guys at 16 and simply never questioned it. and like yeah he’s a top but it’s also so clear that he does not see being a bottom as a demeaning or less masculine thing in the slightest. this man goes on to wear leopard shirts and booty shorts and flicks his hands gayfully and makes gay jokes at his jock colleagues and being tender with other men is like second nature to him and He’s actually the one to makes the ‘oh are you scared of being gay?’ ‘cuz I thought you might be gay when you were sucking my dick’ jokes.
this man this mannnn i want to pick his brain apart with a tweezer
I need a next life - I'm not satisfied to know you just once.
this image is beautiful but klaufir being banned just highlights how tumblr will take transfem art and then cast out the trans woman that made it. time and time again our contributions are taken but we lose our connections to them.
udder-mother was up less than 2 hours ago. This is on purpose.
This was the pucture
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This image is beautiful everyone look at this image
Shane Hollander fanart
Reblog to give a trans person a fresh and perfectly ripe mango wait huh
It's the wikipedia image??? How big could it be
What
Huh???
can see the pores on that thang
Reblog to give a trans person a shockingly high resolution mango

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don't go into the humanities because they're unprofitable and don't go into stem cuz its getting torn apart right now and don't go into buisness because it's competetive and speculative and don't go into education because it pays like shit. Just lay on thr ground. Just lay on the ground.
Shane wearing a jock strap for Ilya for the first time. He tells Ilya to wait because he has a surprise for him. He comes back into the room with the jock strap on. Shane is a little worried that Ilya isn’t into this kind of thing, he’s never made any mention of it before and he’s silent when Shane comes back into the room. Shane asks Ilya if this is okay and Ilya can’t speak. He’s so turned on that he’s dizzy. He doesn’t realize his nose is bleeding until Shane frantically runs out of the room and comes back with a towel. Shane climbs onto Ilya’s lap and presses the towel to Ilya’s nose. Shane puts his other hand on Ilya’s chest and can feel how fast his heart is beating. Ilya starts speaking Russian and while Shane has been learning, he’s no where near fluent. Ilya’s words are also slurred so that doesn’t help. He finally remembers how to speak English and begs Shane to ride him but Shane is like “No, your nose is bleeding and your heart is about to beat out of your chest. I’m pretty sure I’ll give you a heart attack” and Ilya tells Shane that sitting on it will cure him.