I'd rather take coffee than compliments just now.

do you ever wonder if barnes and noble explored each others bodies

if a minotaur was hunting me in a maze i would just leave

id fuck him

I’d fuck him too

Love wins

I feel FATIGUED like send her to the seaside for her health type fatigue

when the swiss are done hogging the large hadron collider i also have some important experiments to run

i have a little switch in my head. its two settings are “do everything immediately” and “do nothing at all”. i do not control what the switch is set to, and there is no third setting

would love to be in a period drama. wearing those dresses half titty out acting shy 

me, being oppressed: woah this is just like zootopia

I feel like I'm being seduced like one of those fancy rainforest birds