dating men in NYC is awesome bc it’s so local whereas queer dating is a lot of chicks from ohio. But in straight dating my parent’s hometown is heavily represented and I’m like “it’s the worst town in America but the food is unreal” and they’re all like “how did your distill x town to it’s essence” and I’m like “The Soprano’s”
I am actually actively dating a communist from the town next to where my parents grew up and he is Jewish instead of Catholic (real nyers know that makes us cousins) but also I constantly have to call my therapist bc his family is so healthy but also so similar to mine but if they were not evil.





















