Is your door nice and sturdy?

Mark the date. Tomorrow, 6/6 6:00 PM is where I'll start tracking my HRTversary! Last week was, was, hmm, it was a test run. I do well with needles because I loooove watching them go into my skin.

6/6/26. Never expect better of me than to pass up the opportunity to be incredibly corny. I'm a Dracula. DEVIL!

Two minutes remain.

i know the way people talk about their pets now is probably how we’ve been doing it for all of history. a cat owner in ancient rome saw their cat lounging on the dining pillows and commented “he thinks himself to be the senator claudius 🤣”

* evil witch voice* get owned noob! Eeeeheeehee

i wish gagobears were real and just killed everyone

I'm a nice scarecrow, so I won't post scary images at 2 am

Pleasantlyyyy surprised by how much I just enjoyed the Blair Witch Project. I had often heard it being called annoying and boring. It wasn't! how else are hungry, lost, desperate college students going to act? nice and slow escalation of terror. Would like to see it in a theater sometime.

I didn't actually go in knowing you never see the Witch. Somehow, I had it in my head that you glimpse it at the very end in an effect that people largely dislike, something with the head of a pig or an emergency siren or something like that. Why did I think that? Regardless, I thought it was refreshing that they never tip their hand. No way the Witch could have looked would be better than the negative space she leaves