Klatsch- und Tratschmohn

rb and tag your favorite song that's not in english, japanese or korean

Hero, in recognition for your courage and temerity in the face of my absolute evil, I grant thee a ring of maidenification.

this shits gonna flip into a clean 500 gold pieces for sure

Of course it will, should it leave your finger~

my friend you are off your rocker if you think this thing is even getting close to one of my ring slots I know better than to make that mistake after putting on one of your amulets and being turned into a newt for a week

you were really cute as a newt. . .

you're a good soldier for mommy, aren't you?

wololo

you're a good soldier for mommy, aren't you?

returns from the level up menu with messed up hair, a strong blush, visibly sweaty and with nipples poking through my blouse

dex again, huh?

Long time jerker first time burster. Just wanted to write in and say keep up the good work, love the show. Also can anyone let me know if that was supposed to happen? should I go to a hospital?

What are you even saying

i love writing out numbers and then putting them in parentheses like "one (1)" even when i dont need to i think its funny

saw someone including "Mandate of Heaven" as one of those christian terms tumblr likes to use to sound profound. which i get where you're coming from but t☝️hat one is chinese

I had to shut down my computer by cutting power at the PSU and now pulseaudio says my audio device is by a different brand? hello??

Parading his big stupid unmoving chrome body around like a sainted reliquary

playground insults in 2030: dude your dad looks like ai generated gay porn

happy pride month ! 🐇🐇🐇

Germans completely outdid the english language by calling tv a farseer. They got their orcish shamans to name that shit

The key to opsec is Assume your shit's already compromised