The Place of Manly Souls

Trans people just existing is no more sexual than when cis people just exist.

trees are very 🥺 because sometimes i’ll stand under the shade of a tree and look up at it and it’ll sway its branches about in the wind and i’m like oh my God i’m alive and YOU’RE alive. we are alive together and made up of the same starry stuff and standing right next to each other in this moment on this earth. do u feel it when i reach out and press my hand to your trunk? can you hear me? i think you’re so neat. and then the sunlight filters through its leaves just so and that lovely green color leaves me dazzled. it’s just very nice to be an alive thing next to a different sort of alive thing

“It’s just very nice to be an alive thing next to a different sort of alive thing” I’m in love

“If voting did anything they would outlaw it.” Is such an insane take to me, because literally all of human politics for recorded history has centered around Outlawing the Vote.

no idea what kissing is about anymore. zero familiarity with the ruleset. if i accidentally suck one of their teeth into my mouth do i get to keep it? would that be rude? what's the meta

this is not an original observation by any means, but it’s infuriating to see people casually throw around the argument that pre-colonial societies all had these expansive and accepting gender norms, and their evidence for this is from anthropologists who “discover” trans women existed throughout history and proclaim look! this culture has an ambiguous third gender of cross-dressing [slur that hasn’t been used in fifty years]. it’s so beautiful how primitive—uh, I mean pre-colonial societies had so many mysterious and diverse genders

(nods sagely) (nods basily) (nods rosemarily) (nods saltly) (nods star anisely)

Remember that xkcd about how Google searches are shit now? What if we made them even worse for no reason?

I will vote for any candidate who promises to go scorched fucking earth on every tech company. Break every single one of them up into companies based around a single product and then split those in thirds. Weaponize existing antitrust laws to the hilt and pass the most draconian versions of them ever seen on this planet. Nationalize google search specifically. Pass consumer privacy protections strict enough to kill the data harvesting industry for good. Make all of these fuckers go bankrupt for this rent-seeking shit

The anon button is not for hate. The anon button is for horny and embarrassed about it.

rb if you want people to be horny and embarrassed on anon in your inbox

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Going on an extended expedition? Is the hardtack the main ration or backup?

it's for if I get hungry in my apartment

That's what doordash is for.

DoorDash is expensive and takes effort. gnawing on bricks makes me feel like a beaver or perhaps a dodent

what recipe do you use??

You put flour in a bowl and add water until you have a dough and then some salt if you have it. You put it in the oven and bake it at 325 F, plus or minus however much, until it's hard as a rock all the way through.

Is just salt necessary or is iodized salt fine?

guys it's fucking hardtack you're basically making a brick food really does not get simpler than hardtack just throw some shit in a bowl and fire it at low heat or high heat idc until it's hard and you can build a house with it

If I was a knight would you let me swear oaths to you be honest

Pleaaase bro just let me be your blade