if ur reading this ily

hey dont cry. thousands and thousands of bisexual trans people in the world ok?

probably millions of bisexual trans people actually. ok?

the tags on this post fill me with joy and happiness i love u bisexual trans people and i love u people who love bisexual trans people ‼️‼️

websites love getting worse its their favourite activity

velma and wednesday shows have proven to me that network executives cannot be trusted with our weird girls we need to take them back by force if neccessary

netflix/hbo exec hearing pitch for show about beloved weird girl character: okay this is great. you know what would make this better? we make every other character from this pre existing franchise act completely out of character. right? so it makes the protagonist look far less unpleasant. then we also shave her of everything that actually made her interesting. put in a bunch of fourth wall breaking quotes. yes make a joke about the MeToo movement and weed. teenagers love weed right. amazing. now we just need to make every other girl in the cast impossible to stand and have the protagonist become my mouthpiece for all the shit i cannot get away with saying and jokes that were never funny. but theyll laugh because its a girl right? amazing. send it off. if it flops theyre antifeminist

how the piss i took was so canary yellow it was goldenrod

People who switch pronouns in songs to no-homo the situation are so funny. The idea literally never even occurred to me as a kid. Couldn’t be me. I am a woman scorned. I am a man who had his heart broken. I am a guy who hates his hometown. I’m a country boy, I’m a city girl. I’m a slut. I’m addicted to cocaine. It’s a song, man.

How is bnha anime of the decade...... they aren’t even anime of the hour of the minute of the second

The notes on this post were so toxic that staff just axed em

Yes, when the original post is deleted from the server (not just the blog, but the Tumblr servers), there is no root post for notes to be added onto, and also no root post for time to be counted from, so it starts from zero. Most computer operating systems use Unix, which was launched in 1971 with t.he epoch date of midnight on January 1, 1970 as 1. Therefore zero is one second behind that date: December 31, 1969. Also, very unfortunately, this also means nobody except you and anyone you reblog it to will see this explanation, as you cannot open the notes to see comments when there are no notes.

Adulthood is like I have to go buy more shampoo. I have to go buy more coffee grounds. I have to go buy more eggs. I have to go buy more toilet paper. I have to go buy more paper towels. I have to go buy more cumin. I have to clean the dishes so they can get dirty again. I have to do my laundry so it can get dirty again. I have to clean the bathroom so it can get dirty again. I have to buy more cleaner to clean the bathroom. I have to go buy more rice. I have to cook dinner. I have to cook dinner. I have to go buy more shampoo again.