Sharktism

They’re on Reddit saying texting “hi” is low iq and gives people the ick and that’s why they got ghosted. They don’t let u say hi no more….. we’re in a loneliness epidemic bc everybody is a weirdo about every little thing im cracking up

god if there was a book of forbidden spells I wouldn’t even hesitate

Vodka & benadryl got me feeling like a oyster

anti-US gang learn to hate on the USA without ignoring the fact that indigenous Americans still exist or just straight up being racist about us challenge

me when im a settler-colonist in one of the dozens of european settler-colonies responsible for the annihilation of global indigenous peoples and cultures but my bigger cousin settler-colony to my north is bullying me so i cant settler-colony on my own in peace: guys cant we just fucking nuke those nasty yanks who are unilaterally evil white assholes or just sink the entire country into the ocean or something? haha look at all their stupid state names what even is a massy choosuts anyways?? i have no self awareness of my own status as a settler-colonist and think im just a victim of imperialism. what? why does my country speak a european language? shut up you dumb yank. you would never understand the struggle of being a middle-class argentinian. go cry about your grandpa being kidnapped into a boarding school to someone who cares. he probably enjoyed it anyways.

they always think their settler-colony is the exception too. "well MY settler colony coexisted peacefully with the natives" no the fuck it didnt. there is not a single settler-colony that didn't enslave or genocide their native population. try and name one you colonizing bitch. ill wait. you won't be able to.

this goes for all the other people who don't live in settler colonies too lol. yall are just a bad with this shit if not worse. Europeans especially.

I hope having sex thinks about me too

me and my 6,000 stuffed animals are a package deal ok

hey can anyone help me out with soup so i can take my meds

even $1 or a kind word will help <3

been at HRA for the last 3 hours with this migraine to hopefully get my insurance fixed so i can get my meds. grateful for any help <3

just got home, in a lot of pain, even $1 will help <3

in the worst & most debilitating pain yet tbh. goal is still soup and litter. even $1 will help

i had one garbage bag left and i just used it for cat litter. anything helps in a very literal sense <3

My phone is broken abt to walk 40 minutes in the sun to hopefully get this fixed. Genuinely grateful for any help

how to do things that everyone else seems to do no problem

life is better when you're not malnourished btw