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I got a letter... The name on the envelope said "Pjackk."

asked one of my coworkers how she's doing today and she goes "could be better, could be worse," and another coworker nearby who was eavesdropping chimes in with "could be a lil bit o' alligator curse!" i have no idea what he meant by that but i do know that it has been immediately added to the lexicon.

when the evilvillain post hits too close to home and you have to sit with bowed head and folded hands until the dunkin employees threaten to call somebody

making a pilgrimage to tumblr & getting conned by a blogger claiming to sell scraps of the shroud of pjackk

BREAKING: Increased "Pjackk" sightings across Tumblr are being reported as many users claim to have seen a "disgusting metal object" interact with posts as recently as three hours ago, yet witnesses report that the blog in question remains inactive. Are these real sightings of the famed "Prototype Jack," or is this just an elaborate Tumblr hoax? We will report as more information becomes available.

tuesday is practice for wednesday

The pain part of a migraine is quite bad but what’s even worse is how it turns you stupid

t-shirt with the words “high-functioning corpse” printed on it

Who just cursed me