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Need some fables AESOP

repeat after me: i am a sexy bitch and no one ruins my 2014

I am a sexy bitch and no one ruins my 2014

opening the mods folder while still in the minecraft world Feels like open heart surgery

Forgot how funny vash and wolfwood are in the manga. Imagine u save this guy in the desert, and he tells u that u have a nice smile and then immediately fucks off to who knows where and ur like. Ok probably never gonna see that guy again. And then 2 years after that when you've gone into retirement u find out that that one random guy has been looking for u the whole damn time and somehow he knows about ur evil brother??? So suddenly ur traveling together and this guy is acting like he's known u forever and casually insulting ur entire lifestyle and ur pretty sure he is maybe actually working for ur evil brother but like. What can u even really do about that. And then he becomes the most important person in ur life and then dies about it

I love gay people theres a guy in my neighborhood who named his one singular dog “simon and garfunkel”

You smoked dog weed

there are at least three houses in new orleans

Me if i was a Sports commentator: okay so i would have done everything differently there at that moment. And correctly