Extremes of Mediocrity

with the resurgence in popularity of calvin & hobbes, I’m so surprised no one has included this

speaking of volcanology i am at my LIMIT with people thinking that yellowstone is "overdue". Its not fucking pregnant. if it ever erupts again we'll have decades if not centuries of warning. whenever theres "increased activity" there it means something vibrated a bit more or something.

#fun fact: yellowstone has to replace their roads fucking constantly because of how much the magma shifts!#they rise and fall like frost heaves except much more extensive and it cracks any concrete or asphalt all to hell#i only lived there for like two years and the road was repaved twice#this is why so many roads in the park are gravel. they might be annoying but at least they don't have to rip it up every summer.#anyway.#my point being that we have kind of a good eye on the yellowstone situation because that kind of fuckery happens all the time#if/when it blows we're probably going to have lots of notice#science!

me, unloading a fitted sheet from the dryer: *squinting* what's that you've got in your mouth

oh I know how to make a poll's results look like the letter E watch this

Just vaccinated three kids and got kicked thank GOD I am selling them today

*screams of a witch burning at the stake*