Whoopsie Gravy!

literally nothing is funnier than sphynx airplane ears

i dont know what love island is but from what ive heard its like danganronpa for people that use snapchat

there should be more options than suffering via employment and suffering via unemployment

gonna be honest i don’t know how many more ‘enter the 6 digit code we sent to your phone’s i got left in me

the reason usa birth rates going down is because we have a whole generation of women whose sexual awakening was Sans undertale and none of the men want to wear jorts and drink ketchup and go Er er er

Not to oversimplify a complex issue, but i think we could reduce the number of deadly car crashes by increasing wages and having shorter work weeks.