Keeping on the windy side of care

christopher nolan great gatsby where jay sits down by the pool before he’s shot and says “our roaring twenties are collapsing”

African wild dogs are one of my favorite animals. Those huge round circle ears and tricolored coats. I love you African wild dogs

HEY. HEY. HOW DID YOU GET OUT??? HEY-

dog? dog? dog? dog? dog? dog? dog? dog? dog? dog? dog? dog? dog? dog? dog? dog? dog? dog? dog? dog? dog? dog? dog? dog? dog? dog? dog? dog? dog? dog? dog? dog? dog? dog? dog? dog? dog? dog? dog? dog? dog? dog? dog? dog? dog?

This is exactly how school kids act when they see a dog in the playground

fuck staff so fucking much

@staff C'mon.

Thinking about how Luke basically saves the galaxy with heartfelt diplomacy, and Leia gets to strangle a Tatooine crime lord to death with a giant chain, and given their respective backgrounds probably no one would have correctly guessed which of them would go on to do which deed.

can’t wait for the day we all wake up to the Big Beautiful News™

i take the same bus as one of my friends and let me tell you we are polar opposites when it comes to bus-catching philosophy. i’m at the bus stop ten minutes early, i’ve got my bag packed with everything i could need throughout the day, i’m checking the bus app to see if it’s a few minutes early or late and then reading a book with my watch plainly in view so i don’t lose track of time. and then two stops down my friend is rocketing out of bed five minutes before the bus is scheduled to arrive, sprinting to the station mug of boiling hot coffee in hand, taking gigantic slurps as he runs and sitting down gasping next to me with the empty mug gripped triumphantly in his hands. i’m living like a stick figure from the manual and he’s living like a hero from greek mythology