Executive Warp Core Dysfunction

found a bunch of erotica books to add to the gay scifi database today and realized there seems to be a significant spike in those starting in 1969. which confused me for a minute but then i remembered: moon landing

1969 is such a funny year to look at in the database. its like. gay erotica. gay erotica. gay erotica. timeless classic the left hand of darkness by ursula k. le guin. lesbian separatist novel. gay erotica

happy moon landing anniversary everybody

also according to michael collins when the three of them were discussing what neil armstrong should say when he first stepped on the moon, collins suggested armstrong say “Oh, my God, what is that thing?”  and then scream and cut out his mic.

Everyone forgets Michael Collins and it’s fucking tragic.

sometimes i feel like im climing up this incline again alone but thankully sisypus and the itsy bitsy spider and here with me

holy shit is that kate bush

The TNG writers seriously underutilized Picard's artificial heart. On a pre-warp planet or stuck in the past? Don't die. The autopsy will ruin everything. A shuttle's (or Data’s??) power cells are failing on a remote planet? Get the jumper cables. Someone stabs you thinking they've landed a killing blow? Wrong. Solid duritanium. Technology scavengers realize the most valuable piece of equipment is in your chest? Run fast. TSA checkpoint? Heart confiscated (unless you put it in checked luggage). Bad guys aim a compressed teryon beam at your chest? Boom. Dead (it's okay, he got better).

i think if you gave any of ursula k le guin’s writing to garak it would kill him. any of it. left hand of darkness? specifically the passage about estraven an exile not knowing what patriotism is, that’s what does it. lathe of heaven? he makes it all the way to the ‘a little help from my friends’ scene and then his wire glitches one last time and he dies. always coming home is such a measured, bucolic history of a future that he dies trying madly to prove there’s a dark secret plot of intrigue hiding somewhere in this book. omelas? omelas kills him psychically at fifty paces without his having to read a word of it

I tell you what else would drop Garak to his knees right there in the Replimat, and it’s The Ballad of Reading Gaol.

tng is so funny because picard has this random god whose for some reason obsessed with him not romantically not platonically not sexually but in a secret fourth way that is also all three at once and this god is like kind of an asshole and all the other gods hate him and also think he's an asshole. and everybody still has no idea why he's obsessed with this middle-aged french man but he likes putting him in situations and showing up in his bed. also he steals picard's girlfriend

Headcanon that because Data doesn't need to eat he really only uses the replicator in his quarters for spot's food so whenever someone replicates something she thinks it's for her. Geordi gets a cup of coffee in the morning and spot hears the replicator sound and just immediately runs up to him meowing

It's so important to me that spot is an absolute menace and also Data's special little baby. She wants a snack so bad. She demands it

So after making latex neck ridges a couple times I can safely tell you that it’s chewy but doesn’t make a noise. The cardassian will make a noise though

happy sewing bee eve tonight i am Thinking Very Hard about the piles of fabric in my wardrobe and not doing anything with them

KITTY MEOWING SPOTTED ON GREAT BRITISH SEWING BEE!!!!