live laugh lizard

Frankly your interest in fellating one of my horns is disgusting. You know these are weapons, right? Would you go down on a sword? Would you suck the tip of a gun? Nevermind, I see that expression you're making. Truly this realm is hopeless if you are supposed to be the one to save it.

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I love this incredibly niche complaint! Get some heritage breeds, they do totally still exist. Same could likely be said about some other animals like pigs, sheep, and cows.

heritage chicken post

imagine being on twitter debating dumb shit right now when you could be talking about cock on tumblr

we used to post about swan queen

in 2012 a fan asked adam horowitz & edward kitsis during comic con if emma and regina are gay for real and emilie de ravin looked like someone just told her seven days. the rest of the cast & crew didn’t even know what gay people were and maintained that position for the next ten years EXCEPT for lana parrilla who read swan queen fanfiction at some point and we don’t even know which ones.

emma and regina once sat on two different benches ten feet apart and fic writers are writing fanfiction about it until THIS DAY. they’re the second most popular femslash ship on ao3. one time emma sacrificed her soul for regina’s happiness and jennifer morrison spent two years fervently saying no homo until emma’s wardrobe consisted entirely of nordstrom’s

reblog if the first musical you listened to was not Hamilton

the best thing you can do to a character make them averse to touch and absolutely starved for it

Tumblr should never have given us polls. Everyday I have to see years-old polls cross my dash proudly proclaiming past-me's vote which I now disagree with. Let me change my vote!! I have rethought which Tetris piece is the sexiest.

guards! read me my bedtime yaoi

my liege if you keep having all of the guards come to your bedroom to read you bedtime stories, there will be no one to actually guard the castle during that time!

any intruders are welcome to join us for story time

my liege the enemies to lovers yaoi is affecting your perception of the danger of real enemies.

when will it be my turn.

holy fuck

happy one year to bedtime yaoi