Incredibly, I just realised I haven't done a pinned post of my AO3 fic. Do mind the tags!
Fluff (Teen rating):
Just in the mood for some cookery shenanigans and domestic fluff? Indulge in Cooking for Beginners
Or maybe you're more interested in seeing the Ineffables enjoy a picnic beneath the stars as Crowley tries to work up the courage to Do It Again. If so, enjoy Where We Belong
Non-graphic smut:
Want pining, sexual/romantic tension, but with a happy ending (and bonus 1941)? How To Play
Explicit works:
Want a follow-up of 1941 roleplay with explicit sex, plus a heap of feelings and power-play? Some Kind of Magic Inside
If you're in the mood for Femme Crowley and intriguing lingerie, try The Way That You Hold Me
Fancy some Femme Crowley AND Femme Aziraphale? Enjoy Like Heaven Above Me
How about some restaurant sex roleplay? The Things You Do
Or perhaps a reimagining of the Bastille incident? Somehow You Found Me
Maybe some good ol' phone sex and feelings? A Little Distance
Enjoy some tenderness with your voyeurism? Let Me See You
Why not an ethereal threesome featuring two Soft/Gentle Dom Aziraphales and one Sub Crowley? How I Worship You
If you're after some slow burn, enemies to friends to lovers, there's my Human AU where Azira Fell and AJ Crowley are both neurodivergent, authors, enemies... and, unbeknownst to them, both fans of a certain TV show... Write A Way
There's now a one-shot sequel to Write A Way called Letting Go, where Azira and Crowley start to explore some kinkier aspects to their relationship...
Perhaps you'd like to read some emotional make-up sex while Crowley wears the most ridiculous outfit possible? Talking is for Tomorrow
Or maybe you'd enjoy Femme Aziraphale trying to very obviously seduce a very oblivious Crowley via cream cakes and innuendo? Finding A Rhythm
You might be more in the mood for university lecturers Anthony and Ezra finally working things out together thanks to an academic conference, some criminally-thin walls, and a rather magic wand in I've Got a Wand and (maybe) a Rabbit (edit: there's now a 4 chapter sequel to this called Is It Casual Now?, where Ezra and Anthony are trying to work out who they are together, with a healthy dollop of miscommunication 😅)
I hope you find something you enjoy - let me know here or in the comments on AO3 💜
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oh dear, oh god, so many people tagged me on this, I'm so sorry!! Thank you @eybefioro @ineffable-rohese @angie-words @spectrallydistracted @hermiola @victims-of-love I hope I didn't forget anyone!
Rules: Post the first sentence of your most recent 10 Good Omens fan fics and tag up to 10 people.
1 - The Sea Devil of Dubharrad Island (Myths and Legends of the Scottish Isles) (T, 23839 words) written with @the-bentley - Aziraphale stepped out of the ferry boat, one hand on his hat to fight the wind while the other clenched around the handle of his suitcase, his lungs filling with the salty air and ocean spray.
2 - All the lives we had (T, 16357), written with @eybefioro - Crowley obediently kept his eyes closed, despite knowing fairly well what kind of surprise Aziraphale had prepared.
3 - Snowflakes and Sparkles (E, 15969) - “Hurry up, honey, you’re going to be late!”
4 - Worth a Shot (E, 104312) - Aziraphale should really have seen this coming.
5 - Touch Point (G, 666 words) - “Watch where you’re going, for fuck’s sake!”
7 - Human Nature (T, 5244 words) - “Isn’t it the quaintest thing in the entire universe?” Anthony announced dramatically as he hopped off the removal van.
8 - Crossing the Distance (T, 5263 words) - Crowley had a boat.
9 - Amazing Grace (Gimme Shelter) (E, 31054 words, WIP) written with @itsscottiesstark - Aziraphale had always known that there must be something bigger, better in life, than celestial harmonies.
10 - A Place Where Nobody Knows My Name (E, 124208 words, WIP) - The consistent bleeping of the machines was drilling into Crowley’s head, the light piercing through his closed eyelids.
Some of those first line are ridiculously short this is hilarious. Crowley had a boat, he says. I swear there's context!!!!!
Damn that's quite a lot of writing in the last year, it's making me a bit dizzy. I have so many projects I'm working on, thank you to everyone who read any of this <3
Hm tagging now, I know a lot of people have done this already but here we go: @itsscottiesstark @henriettarhippo-hrh @angellilou-art @cassiecasyl
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I was tagged by so many people on this one XD @dbacklot99 @victims-of-love @mageofthepeople @brenna @firelikestars and @angie-words i thought people had forgetten i write since lately i havent been posting (besides 666s) but apparently not lol thank you all so much <3 this warmed my heart
Rules: Post the first sentence of your most recent 10 Good Omens fan fics and tag up to 10 people.
1. Braving Uncertainty (G, 666) - "Knowing everything so surely was bound to make one's life boring."
2. Knight of Cups (G, 666) - "The beach on the South Downs had two unusual guests this night."
3. A moment (M, 666) - "Before the beginning of their lives — plural — they fucked."
4. Nanny deserves a break (E, 4k words) - "The days in the Dowling estate stretched long and wide."
5. Double Trouble (G, 666) - "One would imagine it would be hidden, kept secret, protected — but the lack of security hadn't been invented."
6. Not Mallards, Nor Maltodextrin (G, 666) - "“Mallards!”"
7. Down memory lane... (G, 679) - "The pit-a-pat of rain was a gentle music across the land, the rhythm being tapped across the roofs and windows."
8. Desert Dessert (G, 666) - "The desert knows."
9. Where is my husband? (G, 1,2k words) - "The tiredness Aziraphale felt had turned into anger, and then, anger had turned in resolution."
10. Chalk (G, 666) - "There's a line I shouldn't cross, but it's one I inevitably stepped over."
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If you are wondering why there are so many 666s fics, it's because mage has a guess the author every month! it's very fun, and it keeps me writing and posting with a certain frequency, even as i work on other stuff XD this year i have 2 very nice fics i'm working on for FTH and that's why i haven't done much for other projects (plus it has been a very... convoluted year, let's say it like that). If for some reason you want to keep up with the things i write i'd suggest subscribing to my AO3, because i don't very often share my fics. I'm not good at self advertising lol
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Listen, I don't want to argue about the finale. I just want to share my love of these ineffable dumb dumbs and the art I made to celebrate them. They were one of the earliest additions to the Wall of Hyperfixations.
3k, rated E, M/M. Spanking and corporal punishment, humiliation and embarrassment, being horny and hard and left unsatisfied, a bit of age gap and power differential, and all that good stuff.
Erotic short. Pond faces a punishment at the hands of an old chap’s valet. Rated E, 3.1k, M/M. Beckett “Pond” Stills breaks a window and a v
“No, sir,” Pond says, swallowing, “but, but as I say, we were only—”
“No more excuses, Mr Stills,” Charlotte interrupts him, and then gestures vaguely with his hand, and Pond lets out a sharp noise of surprise as Bell grips him by the back of his suit and wrestles him off his feet.
Mr Charlotte helpfully nudges a chair forward, and in the blink of an eye Pond is hauled over Bell’s knees on his belly, his suit jacket shoved up and his suspenders unbuttoned, and then Bell is pulling down his trousers, and then, as Charlotte stands right in front of them, Bell brings his palm down hard against the bare cheek of Pond’s arse.
It’s a sudden, searing pain, hot and sharp – Bell might not have big hands like dinnerplates like his master has, but his palms are more than broad enough to leave a hard and ringing blow against the skin. Pond is surprised by the noise of it, the ringing clap that sounds out from his own backside and bounces off the busts and the frames and the wood-panelled ceiling, that comes a second after the pain.
It’s really very different indeed to a sudden slap across the face or the back of the head because he’s talking too much during a lesson. This is much more intimate, and the blow hits him deeper, somehow – and it’s humiliating, actually humiliating, sends a deep-seated heavy feeling diving through his guts, makes his blood run cold and his eyes suddenly threaten to burn with tears.
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LEGO Lord Archduke Slorch the Vile (and his Heavenly, but certainly not angelic Husband)
Yeah, I'm still struggling with the fandom fallout after GO3 and haven't exactly felt like sharing all my new GO3 LEGO babies in the aftermath, but *gritting my teeth* these babies deserve some love and I hope that there are enough fans left here who will appreciate them *looking around warily*?
If you do, please give them some love. If you don't, just ignore this post and please don't hurt my babies' feelings with any spiteful comments. Seriously, they're trying so hard to bring some joy to this fandom, please don't tread on them. *glares glarefully at anyone even thinking about hurting my babies* Thank you very much!
That being said *putting down the teeny-tiny LEGO shovel*, please enjoy our Ineffable Spouses, sharing an intimate moment (yeah, we wish, I know)!
I bet that Crowley in this wonderful Aziraphale-gifted version of his dream wife Heaven outift must have helped their husband to get dressed up down for his important business trip to Hell, right? Also, still wondering if there was some tartan hidden somewhere... tartan pants maybe? 😉
For additional pictures and some ramblings about the creation of those two idiots, including credit for the "store-bought" parts...
Honestly, I love these ridiculous costumes to pieces! It's not stated explicitly, but still strongly implied that Aziraphale must have miracled up this exact color-inverted replica of Crowley's usual outfit, right down to all the little details, like the snake skin boots and the snake belt!
Seriously, Crowley's torso was relatively easy to design for me, because it is a copy of his usual outfit, so I dug up my old torso design file and edited the hell out of it (literally) before getting it printed on a Tan LEGO torso. The rounded bottom part of his jacket covering the hips was meticulously cut and folded out of painted paper. The colours actually match better than it looks in these pictures.
The boots were giving me the biggest challenge here! I could not just have them printed on some LEGO legs, because I wanted to use those longer custom legs by Leyilebrick, the only valid option for Crowley in those bloody tight jeans, imo. Ahem.
So, yeah, recreating snake skin boots in LEGO minifigure scale? Shoot me now! Well, the results are far from perfect, but I tried my best. It really would have helped to have hi-res screencaps, but I still haven't found any, so most of the creative process was squinting at blurry enlarged images, a huge dose of 'best guess' and a lot of swearing! Oh, also acrylic markers and masking tape, of course! 🤷
Crowley's hair used to be this custom hairpiece before I painted the hell out of it. Unfortunately it's not available anymore. I'd love to get my hands on more of those pieces for other versions of Crowley!
Credit for the head goes to Minifigs.me! I bought and "beheaded" their Prince of Darkness minifigure, because those round golden sunglasses looked like a great match! I might have taken a teeny-tiny bit of secret pleasure in this act of revenge on behalf of some mistreated bat(s). *looking around innocently* 🦇
Ah, Lord Archduke Slorch the Vile, my beloved! Seriously, this costume is so horrible I can't help but love it! How, and I mean how the fuck, could Aziraphale come off genuinely intimidating in this ridiculous Joker mock-up?! Thank you for your acting skills, Michael Sheen! 🤡
People who know me and my bloody annoying perfectionism had a good laugh at my struggle to not get anything about this one perfect. Let his face be smudged. Let his teeth be sharp, but don't try to fix them any further. Let those silver chains dangle crookedly. Let his half gloves look ragged. Use the most ugly colours for his hairpiece (taken from this minifig) and don't worry about a smooth finish. Let his coat and shoulder pads look torn. Let him look horrible and own it! A Master of the Secret Torments, indeed! *still apologizing to my inner Monk who died a million times in the process of making this minifigure*
Anyway, I'm really grateful I had at least one BTS picture to work with here. Slorch's clompy (why isn't that an official word?) boots are hilarious! Initially I used some off-brand legs with printed boots and added some 1x1 plates for the high soles, but it didn't look that great. In addition those legs were too loose for the LEGO hips with the silver belt, making the whole figure fall over again and again, so I ultimately ditched those and just stole a pair of Crowley's long legs (the husbands really don't mind sharing). Since all the printed details from the other legs were almost completely hidden by the coat anyway, this solution works for me.
"Credit" for the head and torso: I took this Joker head and this LEGO torso and ruined modified the shit out of them! No idea if the way I painted the face is suggestion enough of the big mismatched nose, but whatever. Fun fact: if you'd pull off Lord Slorch's coat, you might still find the HARES OF HAVOC print on the backside, which I found too funny to remove! 🐇
All the dangly bits around the hips, the coat itself with its shoulder pads, and the chains dangling form the collar are made of masking tape and painted with acrylic markers. The spiked collar around the neck used to be on of these boring LEGO neck collars before I repurposed it lovingly! 🔪
Hopefully I didn't forget anything important. Feel free to ask if I did.
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Tagging the usual crowd with the customary addendum to please let me know if you want to be added to or removed from the list! 😘
Post-GO3 Addendum:
If you want to be removed specifically from any future Good Omens 3 LEGO posts, please also let me know! Hopefully I will find the time to share more of my LEGO babies soon, but some of them will be from S3!
Folks, the unfortunate time has come. I'm stepping away from this blog. Not a decision I've made easily, but I've not truly been in the Good Omens fandom for a while and now need to be putting my energy elsewhere.
If anyone would like to pick up where I'm leaving off please send me a message @infinitevariety. It would be great if a few people were interested, because I can tell you it's a lot to manage on your own! I'm happy to be around for a handover, any ongoing questions, and help with tagging, etc. This has been my passion project for over five years now, I'd like to leave it in good hands.
Writers Guild Presents: How to Love One's Fellow Man
For @ineffabildaddy who was the winning bidder of my @fandomtrumpshate auction this year! Thank you so much for the amazing prompts, and also thank you to @omens-for-ophelia for letting me use your beautiful art! It's in Chapter 4, and inspired a scene there 🥰
CWs/tags: rated E, friends to lovers, slow burn, human AU, Regency AU, Trans Male Aziraphale, Autistic Aziraphale, Pansexual & Demisexual Crowley, ableist attitudes, period-typical homophobia - please see AO3 for more tags!
Summary:
It is 1810 and Aziraphale Eastgate inherits his uncle’s estate. It's a place he visited briefly over a few childhood summers, but which left an indelible impression upon him. However, he worries that the life he has forged for himself by becoming who he is will be at risk if a certain childhood friend recognises him.
Excerpt:
With a sigh, Aziraphale tried to distract himself, gazing out of the carriage window at the English countryside, and smiled. Mist clung still to parts of the rolling green hills and fields, the morning light having failed to fall upon all the earth quite yet. In the distance, he watched cows in repose beneath budding oaks, and sheep bleating their complaints at dew-dappled grass. The vista was not quite as he recalled — newer fence posts criss-crossed the fields, and more stone cottages had bloomed upon the land since his last visit — but he felt a great settling within his bones as he took a deep lungful of air.
Reservations aside, and Aziraphale had a fair number of those, it truly was wonderful to return.
🦆 Continue on AO3
Thanks so much to my beta readers @bohoteacher @naturallyteal @playdohangel and @imgoingslightlymad81 for their very helpful feedback! Thanks as always to @whickberstreetwriters and @goodomensafterdark for their support!
Please enjoy this gay awakening story that takes place largely on the shores of Lake Michigan.
Huge thanks to my amazing beta, @spectrallydistracted for keeping me going and making my writing better at every turn.
And thank you to my friend @kneelbeforeyourdogbabylon for the early cheer read of a little piece of this. I hope you like the rest.
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Summary:
Aziraphale has been following the current all her life, going wherever it takes her. It's how she ended up in West Michigan instead of London. It's why she married the first man who saw her. One summer she joins a book club and learns what she's been missing. Crowley, the enchanting nomad who makes her laugh.
Excerpt:
Under Crowley’s adoring gaze, Aziraphale shifts and glances away, as if an errant spot on the wall is the most interesting thing in the room. It isn’t. Aziraphale is. There’s nothing and no one more fascinating in the entire world. Crowley’s heart might burst, seeing her lying like this with her shirt hanging open to reveal soft, fair skin. Crowley kisses a mole high atop Aziraphale’s collarbone.
“How’d I get so lucky?” Crowley asks when she raises her head. “We really found each other again, after all these years? And you want me?”
Aziraphale doesn’t answer with words, but her eyes fill with unshed tears. Her nod is nearly imperceptible, but it’s there. She’s here, in London, in Crowley’s flat. How?
This can’t be real.
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here's a little comic, it's not completely show!gomens compliant but its headcanons i enjoy
comic notes under cut :)
I enjoy Az already realising he likes Crowley by the time Adam appears but hasn't yet worked out what to do with that information bc acts-of-service Crowley Can't Talk, Wont Talk.
Crowley on the other hand has been VERY GOOD at ignoring why he spends so much of his time around Az so only on the crux of YOU'RE GOING TO LOOSE HIM did anything manage to force its way through to his brain. (i did not enjoy crowley being told he was in love with az in s2, i think he could have worked it out himself)
i rly enjoy hcs where they started sleeping together and with humans for fun (i mean the ox ribs scene sets some v good precedent for this) az sleeps with humans bc he indulges! he likes pleasure! crowely on the other hand is very bad at catching feelings and doesnt like it when they die so has mostly only slept with az (did i mention he's VERY good at ignoring his feelings) but they probably haven't slept together for a few hundred years when adam pops up.
my compliant show!hcs are still that az knows he loves crowley (i mean the scene with jim where he leaps out of the chair to attempt to protect crowley saying no he defo doesnt know ANYONE who he feels that way with, don't look closely at anyone he is with) and is just sort of sitting on it still, waiting for any hint from crowley, planning a ball definitely only for humans and no other reason. Crowley is obviously very protective of Az but he still hasn't clicked why he's worried about him but he doesn't have the excuse of heaven or hell anymore so it wouldn't have taken much for him to work it out (hello one of his first lines in s2 is "you ever think, what's the point?" the point is love you idiot)
(book!gomens is just they're already married and have been fucking for centuries but the book just doesnt mention that.)
Fic drop! PLUS CHAUS QUE BRAISE is a Regency-era omegaverse human AU, taking its Middle French title from the poetry of Louise Labé.
Summary: Both under parental pressure to marry, notorious rake Anthony Crowley and exceptionally discreet rake Aziraphale Eastgate enter the London social season as rival alphas on the marriage mart. Neither of them is particularly keen to wed, and after a rough start to their acquaintance full of snark and sparks, they come to a mutually enjoyable arrangement for enduring the Season. Neither is willing to admit he's falling for his fellow-alpha lover as the Season wears on. Even more unfortunately, one of them is lying about being an alpha.
Rating: E
Chapter 1/20, in which we meet our heroes rakes.
Cover art is by the one and only Dinah!
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