sorry i was always a homestuck

You’re going to receive GOOD NEWS this week.

I CLAIM THAT SHIT

claiming it.

Positive vibes!

i literally forget among us is about voting out a killer alien/killing crewmates like i get so caught up in my tasks its the whole game to me. like fuck yes wire simulator 3000 this is it baby

Whenever someone calls a meeting I’m like seriously? I was in the middle of my work.

all ppl born after 1990 know how to do is reformat resume, submit resume, write cover letter, send emails, never hear back, blame ourselves instead of the state of the world created by those who came before us, cry about it, eat something, reformat resume, subm

why he do dat

my favorite sport is jousting. except without the pole because thats too dangerous. just riding my horse angrily towards another guy riding a horse angrily, that is my passion

does it scare you that in less than 3 months it’ll be 2014

Exactly. When you got no choice, you got no choice.

before the twitter brain worms reach this site i’m just going to nip the conspiracy theory that trump doesn’t actually have covid and is lying to get a sympathy vote in the bud. he has it. we know he has it because they did not offer up hope hicks’ diagnosis willingly. a reporter scooped it. they were not going to tell us. they got caught. and now we all know. this isn’t a conspiracy. they’re just a dangerous mixture of incompetent and malevolent. he has it.

the stock market has tanked (his biggest reason for constantly downplaying the pandemic from the start) and he’s actually cancelling rallies. nothing on earth could stop him from holding super-spreader events for his cult unless he was literally bedridden from the deadly virus that he has allowed to ravage this country. he has it. he has it and he will not receive my sympathies.