Hi Eve, Im Dad!

if you dont reblog this in 3 seconds jontron will show up and show you 10 racist pictures on ifunny

remember when tumblr used to have the format for reblogged additions on posts be indented instead of vertical and if the post had enough additions to it (which happened frequently because no one on tumblr can shut their fucking mouth) it would just push all the text off the side of the post completely and it became unreadable. it would get so far pushed over that it would just be exactly one character per line and you had to read the post like that. that was a real thing that happened

if i’m being fr the whole reason i got tumblr was because i liked that format and when i got her i was pretty disappointed ngl

JULL EYE NABAHSBHA I GOT IT THAT TOOK LIKE 10 MINUTES

When Black people say that racism is systemic this is what we mean. By being over policed we are in constant danger of being disenfranchised.

- It’s not your responsibility to fix your bully or to stop the abuse they send your way, but some adults sure will act like it is.

- Many times (especially in the case of girls) your friends can be your bullies. This makes things even worse as these are people who know you and your intimate secrets and use them to their advantage. If your friends are bullies, don’t take crap from them. Get new friends. 

im gonna throw in that its never your fault, people will pick a target to gang up on because theyd rather it be you than them. even if you think “this must be because im weird”- everyone is weird, in different ways. anyone can be made a target. it’s not just you for some reason in particular, i promise.

Bullying is not just a high school thing either, it can happen in college or in the workplace or wherever else. It doesn’t just happen to kids and it’s still not your fault, even as an adult.

i am not immune to the "character's eyes glow when they use their powers" trope

i have this disease that makes me find it hot as fuck when a character's eyes glow as a warning when they're really angry or upset and about to use every last shred their power to absolutely waste the shit out of the target of their rage it's called having excellent taste

cats are like. i am very small and have cute little triangle ears. also locking me out of the bathroom is a hate crime

Thank you Darling. 

cishets are so funny “ok but how likely is it that EVERYONE in a friend group is gay/trans” it is in fact extremely likely because y'all are unbearable to hang out with

Hey guys, I know you aren’t used to seeing posts like this from us, but just a reminder to be respectful about what gets called a cryptid! We don’t accept any submissions with skinwalkers, wendigos, or thunderbirds. If anyone sees any cryptids on this page that make them uncomfortable or that they feel are appropriating any particular cultural folklore for a joke, let me know and I will delete the post and make sure that I correct the issue going forward. Thanks!!

This is the most ghibli-esc movement I’ve ever seen an animal make