˗ˏˋ boorgir ˎˊ˗

it's funny seeing people brag about eating their steak rare when i straight up just ask for a box cutter and a live rat to be released in the restaurant

boss makes a spider i make a slime. that's why i . thas why, tthats why i uhhh. t. thawhy

t.gats why i can't think up an end to the rhyme

GET BACK TO WORK

If T makes you gain weight and E and antidepressants do it too, and so does enjoying good food and not being hungry all the time, then perhaps maybe sometimes joy & weight gain come hand in hand and that's good

marriage before thirties is so insane because you're barely a person yet

divorce before thirties however is chic beyond comprehension

science has always been political. what gets studied. what doesnt. who gets to do the studying. on and on and on.

its fucking snowing outside i've never seen snow in my life what is this shit

can you get out of here

Not to brag but what a time to be childless

i drink soda i eat pizza