so basically, the plan moving forward is:
i cannot die
i cannot be killed
i am going to eat your teeth
hope this helps!
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so basically, the plan moving forward is:
i cannot die
i cannot be killed
i am going to eat your teeth
hope this helps!

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"if i had a time machine i would go back in time and kill hitler"
I would put sea mines around medieval britain. i would give hannibal barca ww2 era heavy artillery and tell him not to stop till he starts seeing gauls. i would give boudica a fucking abrams. i would appear before jesus like an angel and tell him "you gotta stop. not cause theyll kill you, youre fine with that, surprisingly, but because your fanclub is gonna spend about 1500 years making everything worse for everyone, everywhere." I would take a glock back in time and shoot romulus, shoot remus, and shoot that damn dog too just to be safe. i would be on the side of christopher columbus' ship in a scuba suit planting c4 on that bitch like rainbow six siege. i would be waging a one woman campaign of terror across andalusia to prevent the reconquista. i would be getting way out in front of that shit is what im saying,
do you think canon revan carries as much random stuff as the kotor unlimited inventory suggests
(tcw revan au, hence ahsoka's presence)
(having a good week) thatβs right. the goal is to increase my baseline. make the spirals shallower until they spin lazily on the surface of the water, lose their suction. im not trying to fix it all at once, im trying to incrementally improve my way into something tolerable. and once im there maybe i can shoot for good
(having a bad week) and in my terrible forge i will temper the flames of ruin
Anti-city people are just plain fascinating to me
Also like, has OP never walked a couple blocks with two armfuls of grocery bags? I used to bring groceries home on foot all the time back in college
No but they act like a champ when walking those armfuls of groceries 20 steps from the car to their kitchens.
Granted now that I have a car I donβt do that anymore, but if my city were made walkable I damn well might. Make an outing of it, have a nice scenic walk. Itβs within walking distance, only thing keeping me from it is that busy busy road and the lack of sidewalks.

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Schism? Schism today?
Wow, I didn't have "catholic schism" on my 2026 bingo card
Schism today
Fuckkkπ€£
microslop is currently feuding with some nerd and it's the funniest thing ever
basically, some guy called nightmare-eclipse has found several zero-day exploits in windows and at first contacted microsoft about it but they kept ignoring him (even though they have a bug bounty program, so technically they have to pay him a grant for finding these)
so then he started posting them publicly whenever he found any in hopes of microsoft finally fixing them that way, but of course that leaves windows users vulnerable, because now not-so-nice hackers can see exactly how they can use those exploits. He has found FOUR so far and microsoft did nothing about it.
microsoft then deleted the guy's gitlab account and sued him, after which he said they should mark july 14th in their calender because he is done playing nice and is going to "shatter their bones"
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the-universe-at-large
roach:
howβs everyone doin tonight i just broke tumblr
YES YOU DID
high-saffron
the more you reblog this the more it breaks
the-universe-at-large
WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO
dangergays
literally what is happening @staff you dun goofd
i tried to reblog this and the stupid app just crashed
If youβre seeing this, I managed to reblog this post.
I-
what?
iβm frightened
Attempting to reblog
Notes:
This disaster of a post seems to be the result of two distinct events that compounded upon each other. Unfortunately the details can be challenging to suss out, so the following is a best effort explanation based on available evidence.
Event 1:
The initial post was published by @roach shortly before 4AM UTC [1]
A great many users received notifications that they had been tagged in it, but found no such tags present [2][3][4]
@roach edited the post several times over the next hour, two remaining version contain a block of usernames, followed by the string βmfc-adsβ repeated 1,000 times [5][6]
A screenshot posted by @the-universe-at-large (current URL @bleary-eyed-blue) shows what may be the version of the post they had been tagged in, also containing a block of usernames [7]
Some users replies suggest that they originally reblogged a different version of the post than they are attached to now [8][9]
A possible reconstruction of events involves @roach repeatedly editing the post to add βbatchesβ of user tags, before editing it again to remove them
Event 2:
That very same day, Tumblr began switching from the older βindentationβ reblog format to the current βcaptionβ style format [10]
@the-universe-at-largeβs reblog (and others [12]) partially retained the βindentationβ formatting despite the wider websiteβs migration [9]
When @high-saffron (now user @anthraxplus) reblogged @bleary-eyed-blueβs post [13], they noticed that @roachβs root post (in the new format) was re-inserted into the beginning of the chain every time there was a reblog, and did several times [13]
As duplicates accumulated in the top of the chain, the post seems to have more fully migrated to the new format some time before @lenasaiβs reblog. However, some quirk in the process flattened the whole corrupted chain into a single post, which then had its authorship attributed to @lenasai, as the most recent contributor [14][15]
The @roach conga line continued to grow irregularly for some time, before settling on the 28 currently present
Sources:
[1] https://www.tumblr.com/dnaha/128161107666/roach-hi-yo [2] https://www.tumblr.com/lmporterroblnson/128162201579/roach-hi-how-was-i-mentioned-in-this [3] https://www.tumblr.com/the-a-r-t-i-s-t/128164407735/roach-hows-everyone-doin-tonight-i-just-broke [4] https://www.tumblr.com/paledrake/128162523614/roach-hi-i-broke-tumblr-they-somehow-tagged [5] https://www.tumblr.com/chocolatewarkittens/128162793370/roach-hey-tumblr-did-you-know-that-the-text [6] https://www.tumblr.com/i-taste-melancholy/128162743855/roach-hey-tumblr-did-you-know-that-the-text [7] https://www.tumblr.com/bleary-eyed-blue/128168632021/roach-hows-everyone-doin-tonight-i-just-broke [8] https://www.tumblr.com/whistlingwadewilson/128162268296/roach-i-broke-tumblr-lmao-yeah-i-did-know [9] https://www.tumblr.com/bueno-desolation/128164399483/roach-hi-doing-good-thanks-for-asking-how [10] https://www.tumblr.com/@support/128127169452/ever-see-a-crazy-long-indecipherable-reblog-chain [11] https://www.tumblr.com/anthraxplus/128168673257/the-universe-at-large-roach-hows-everyone [12] https://www.tumblr.com/se7-seethe-blog/128161624861/roach-hi-sorry-have-we-met [13] https://www.tumblr.com/anthraxplus/128168703042/the-universe-at-large-roach-roach [14] https://www.tumblr.com/busytown/128222679024/dangergays-the-universe-at-large [15] https://www.tumblr.com/lenasai/128223024163/roach-hows-everyone-doin-tonight-i-just-broke
why you hatin on the red hot chili peppers, man?
although i donβt agree with your taste in music, i have to respect your ability to type out this message while longboarding across campus

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"these researchers published a paper on something that literally any of us could have told you π" ok well my supervisors wont let me write something in my thesis unless I can back it up with a citation so maybe it's a good thing that they're amplifying your voice to the scientific community in a way that prevents people from writing off your experiences as annecdotal evidence
they did the research in the first place because they believed you and wanted to tell people about it. they are not our enemies.
people always go "Instead of spending all that time on a study they could have just listened to us when we said these thing happen"
they did listen, that's how studies work, they asked people about their experiences and put all the data together in a nice package that can be cited
was thinking about how you can work out your tongue to make it stronger and went, you know, I wonder if there's a competitive sport for that, so in a brief blissful moment I forgot all outside context and googled "tongue wrestling" and I'm going to be honest, even accounting for that, what came up on google images was completely unwarranted
me: I wonder if there's a sport for wrestling tongues
google in a sensible world: you've forgotten the connotations of those words, so I'm going to return images of kissing
google in a world-as-it-exists: did you mean tonsil stone extraction surgery
Chat is it fine when the narrative device that exists to take the shape of the grief everyone feels about Theresa & be a stark reminder of her absence is also feeling that grief and is also being affected by the absence of the person she is not supposed to be
(From Civilight's Eterna's new lines)
"The more I look at all these cherished memories, these pleasant memories, the more I feel another kind of emotion. This emotion must be called "mourning." I mourn... her."
What are you topping these with???π€ͺ
GREEN PAINT DOES NOT EXIST. YOU CANNOT USE GREEN PAINT

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wake up in the morning go to sleep
wake up in the morning go to sleep
whoaaa .... whats a lovely slimer like you doing in the benthic zone. .....
wake up in the morning go to sleep
whoaaa .... whats a lovely slimer like you doing in the benthic zone. .....
wake up in the morning go to sleep
archaeologists digging up my bones: βwow these things sucked whoever owned them was a real assholeβ
archaeologists digging up my bones: βbarkβ (its the worlds first all-dog archaeology team)