so basically, the plan moving forward is:
i cannot die
i cannot be killed
i am going to eat your teeth
hope this helps!

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so basically, the plan moving forward is:
i cannot die
i cannot be killed
i am going to eat your teeth
hope this helps!

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it actually makes me so sad and angry when people deny their fave blorbo could possibly be a sadist like whats wrong with sadism did sadism do something problematic
Now, all previous posting aside. Bruce Wayne arguing to a jury of his peers that a villain being ready to fight Batman in costume upon Batman's arrival isn't actually particularly good evidence that he did the specific thing that Batman was after him for? On the grounds that it's entirely rational for even a totally reformed villain who's gotten advance warning of Batman Being After Him For Something Really Bad to get ready for a really horrible fight? Because there's very little reason to assume that Batman in Righteous Crusader Mode is going to open with a friendly chat? All serving as a dialogue that Batman is having with himself about the moral veracity of his SOP if you take away the genre assumptions of his innate righteousness? Is a really really good beat
This whole arc is a little bit like the setup to Superior Spider-Man where, if you take the abrupt intrusion of real-world moral logic into the comic book power fantasy super seriously, it does a lot of damage going forwards and backwards to all of the stories that it's commenting on, where the realistic consequences didn't manifest despite it still being the same continuity. That said. Batman bribing his way onto the jury in order to talk-no-jitsu everyone else out of their culturally-inculcated worship of the idea of Batman is possibly the most Batman way possible for him to address this core tension at the heart of the genre. Can Batman, with Prep time, Beat the Cultural Specter of Batman. Can God Create A Rock So Heavy Even He Could Not Lift IT
okay but the thing is Batman DOES talk to Freeze. Canonically. He talks to Freeze all the time. We have FREQUENT examples in the comics, in the animated series, and even in the fuckass movies where he chooses to avoid or delay a fight and just talk to Freeze instead. In many of those examples he opens with talking. In Batman Beyond, he sits there and advises Terry to try TALKING to him.
We have examples of Batman trying to talk down THE FUCKING JOKER, the ultimate acceptable target for immediate silent beat-down with prejudice.
So like... this whole premise fails before it's out of the gate because Batman is not in it for the fight and he DOES try to talk to his rogues gallery FAIRLY OFTEN ACTUALLY. Hell, Catwoman frequently uses this against him before they actually get together because she knows Batman is loathe to throw the first punch. So when he shows up, she often preemptively jumps on the conversation train and then while they're talking (because he will talk if she's talking, this is established) she scopes her escape and then takes it. How many times has he tried to talk down Two-Face? Have we COMPLETELY forgotten THIS???
Seriously, what are we doing here.
On the one hand, I actually do consider the use of Freeze Specifically to be one of the elements of this arc that wasn't executed to my satisfaction, for essentially the reasons that you're describing. On the significantly more relevant hand, though, you could swap in literally almost any member of the rogues gallery into the position that Freeze holds in this narrative and the broader rhetorical point being advanced by the arc- that the default figure of the superhero is lent undue cultural deference when it comes to who they choose to attack and when- remains entirely functional. Approach this from the perspective of a casual reader unaware or uninvested in Victor's tragic backstory and engage with this purely at the level of archetypes and I think it coheres much better; for this reason I almost made the suggestion that this would have functioned better as an independently-published pastiche, except for the fact that the entire argument draws heavy rhetorical power from the fact that Batman and not some storebrand knockoff is the one arguing against himself.
a pit of dread forms in your stomach as you parse my "evil baby on board" decal and realize you have a moral duty to rear end my vehicle as hard as you can

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You say the male man delivered this? That doesn't really narrow it down much. That describes 80 to 90 percent of all men, at a lowball. Did you perhaps get his name
Well, either way, condolences regarding your husband. I’m sure the rest will turn up soon
College football's latest existential crisis, summarized:
Medium-term background: Over the last ten and especially last five years, college football has gone from the fiefdoms of stuffy provincial old farts so devoted to the mirage of amateurism that programs could get in trouble for putting cream cheese on bagels, to a free-for-all wild west where players go shopping for new teams every season and whoever has the biggest firehose of money wins. This is in large part because the athletes being unpaid in the first place was never legally sustainable and only lasted so long out of inertia and coordination issues. If you're pro-labor it's a good and necessary thing overall, but for smaller programs, their fans, and anyone with a bit of romance about the game, it's been a disaster. On a related note, sports gambling has gone from something only legal in a handful of US cities to infinitely accessible to anyone with a smartphone over the same five years. Some would say these are both part of the same trend, namely very rich people getting to do anything they want because no one gives a shit about rules or ethics anymore, but that's neither here nor there.
Short-term background: A year or two ago, Texas oil billionaire Cody Campbell basically bought the Texas Tech athletic program. Tech has historically been a B-to-C-tier team with a massive chip on its shoulder thanks to never being able to get past the A-tier schools. Campbell is now chairman of the board of regents, i.e. the boss' boss' boss of most of the other people in this story. This past offseason he paid $5 million to recruit a quarterback named Brendan Sorsby, previously with Indiana and Cincinnati.
Last few weeks: Sorsby is outed as having a massive gambling addiction, from the stereotypical "up 'til 3 AM betting on Malaysian soccer" stuff to betting individual balls and strikes in baseball games to (brace yourself) betting on his own teams to lose or underperform. For example, to paraphrase a redditor's take, 'he saw his teammate struggling and instead of wanting to help him get better, he put a hundred bucks on the guy to get Under 2.5 Catches next game'.
From most of the Chicago White Sox in 1919 to Pete Rose in 1989, any professional athlete who has done anything remotely like this has been banned for life from their sport and made persona non grata. But again, college sports is a lawless wasteland right now and Cody Campbell didn't get rich by taking losses on his investments, no sir. He paid for Sorsby and Sorsby's gonna play. After the NCAA (college sports' governing body, a shambling rotten corpse of its former cream-cheese-outlawing self) seemed to have finally found a rule they could enforce without a labor-law suit bitchslapping them, banning Sorsby, Campbell more or less went judge-shopping until he found a retired judge willing to issue an injunction allowing Sorsby to play.
To be clear, Campbell and his puppets (head coach, athletic director, university president; their collective inability to shut the fuck up throughout this has led people to suspect that Campbell basically ordered them to go all-offense in PR.) aren't disputing that Sorsby is a gambling addict who bet on his own team to lose. They're saying that it would be discrimination against the mentally ill to not allow him to play. The words the judge used were 'irreparable harm'. Analogies spread on reddit over the last few weeks have included "holding AA meetings in a bar", "letting a drunk driver go scot-free because alcoholism is a disease", and "a banker caught stealing from customer funds getting a promotion".
The entire college football world, which had spent the last five years tearing itself apart over TV money and private equity, immediately united against Campbell and Tech. Several colleges wiped any games with Tech in any sport from their schedule, their conference intimated that they can and would expel them by member vote, the attorneys general of Oklahoma, Utah, and Kansas all promised to take action. And to be clear this was a truly existential, all hands on deck crisis: if the athletes are taking dives for money, then there is no sport. It's a bunch of mercenary hustlers dressing up like football players to pretend to play football. Even the vampiric sportsbooks themselves don't want this: nobody bets on fixed matches.
Bear in mind also it's not out of the question that Sorsby could be arrested for this: he was under 21 for much of this and sent money across state lines for family and friends to gamble with. So Campbell got his own lawyer: Ken Paxton, Texas state AG and current senate candidate. While Reddit hates every Texas Republican politician, the Texan posters do seem to regard Paxton as uniquely stupid and incompetent. He was impeached three years ago, which, how do you manage to do that as a Republican AG in Texas?
Anyway, this is where my law-fu gets a little weak, but apparently Paxton's filing on Tech and Campbell's behalf was so incompetently written, so wildly aggressive without any authority to actually see it through, that it opened up his clients to legal vulnerabilities that wouldn't have existed otherwise and sets the prosecution up for a thorough beatdown. So, late last night, Tech dumps mutually parts with Sorsby, rumored to have kept around half of his $5 million payday for barely avoiding becoming the Shoeless Joe Jackson of football. Campbell gets told "no" for the first time in years and loses millions of dollars for nothing. Paxton was (admittedly they say this every time) apparently in a tight race with Democrat James Talarico, and now he very publicly has argued that the 5th-most-popular college team in his own state should let their quarterback fix games for gambling rings because his billionaire sugar daddy threw a tantrum over it. May end up mattering, may not.
Everything in the world has been like this for the last six years.
If I were Howard Dean I'd be the most bitter bastard imaginable.
"Alright, let's see what's going down in DC...worse than a single excited yell...worse than a single excited yell...WAY worse...probably worse...he took how much money? Worse, worse, worse...she was how old?! WORSE!"
All he had to do was wait another few decades to get from 'impossibly prissy high standards from Beltway careerists who deep down long for a king' to 'no one gives a shit about anything anymore.'
idk if i can ever top this piece tbh. i need this on a tshirt.
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so in the uk you will be ably to apply to join the army at 17 but not use your phone after 8:30pm. that makes sense
um actually you can join the army at 16
but you need your mum to write you a permission slip
Even in a post-capitalist, post-consumerist world, you still need to produce goods, as a result of this, you need factories because it is more effective to have a few people making a lot of clothes in a factory than every woman being forced to sit down and spin wool all day.
The issue with factories is poor wages, unsafe working conditions and environmental impact, all of which can be fixed through things like regulatory bodies and unions, the issue is not the fact that goods are no longer all made at home
The eye doctor is the most fun doctor you can go to. They never steal your blood. They never make you get naked and put on a paper dress. They're just like, "Can you see these letters? It's fine if you can't, we can fix that." And they don't even spell anything.
tier list of international radiotelephony spelling alphabet letters by how well they work as personal names
S - hell yeah
Echo - shades of Greek mythology, interesting and distinct while also being an actual name that some people have
November - @postoctobrist is the reason why I am making this list
Sierra - from the Spanish for "mountain range", falls under the same distinct-but-reasonable category as Echo
A - perfectly reasonable names
Charlie
India
Juliet*
Oscar
Romeo*
Victor
*these names are cool but be warned that if you choose one you will get the same three Shakespeare jokes for the rest of time
B - sure I guess
Delta - I have never heard of anyone with this name but I think it could work?
Mike - deeply boring name, try and be more imaginative. (the only reason Charlie isn't down here is that I know a couple of Charlies and they're lovely)
Zulu - probably don't name yourself this if you're white
C - I am really curious how you're gonna make these work
Bravo - I feel like this has the cadence and feel of a name, but it's definitely out there
Lima - people named after cities are not that common, but I guess if Paris can be a name then so can this
Papa - not sure this works as a legal name but it's definitely plausible as a nickname within a very specific in-group
Quebec - see Lima
D - maybe salvageable somehow?
Foxtrot - pretty odd, but you could shorten it to Fox and it's kinda reasonable
Tango - another dance, but even harder to make work than Foxtrot
Whisky - occupies a similar nickname space as Papa, with the extra downside that it makes you sound like an alcoholic
X-Ray - "Ray" on its own is fine but randomly shoving Xs at the start of things is something that basically only Elon Musk does
Yankee - it's not completely insane as a name but it has enough unpleasant connotations that I wouldn't recommend it
F - do not under any circumstances use these
Alpha - if someone introduces themself to me as "Alpha" I will immediately cover my drink
Golf - all issues with the sport aside, I just think this is a really ugly sequence of phonemes
Hotel - you are not a Monopoly token
Kilo - usually units of measurement are named after people, not the other way round
Uniform - too on-the-nose even for a badly written dystopia novel
the fact that we only have “herculean task” and “sisyphean task” feels so limiting. so here’s a few more tasks for your repertoire
icarian task: when you have a task you know you’re going to fail at anyways, so why not have some fun with it before it all comes crashing down
cassandrean task: when you have to deal with people you KNOW won’t listen to you, despite having accurate information, and having to watch them fumble about when you told them the solution from the start (most often witnessed in customer service)
feel free to chime in i ran out of ideas much faster than i anticipated
Promethean task: opposite of a Cassandraean task. You have the right information, and SOMEONE has to share it. But it's all in the delivery and if you're the person to identify the problem you WILL be hated forever.
Oedipal Task: (1) Attempting to avoid an unspeakably awful outcome and in doing so creating the circumstances that will bring it about. (2) Trying to solve an problem and discovering that you are in fact the problem you are trying to solve.
Odyssean task: you’ll complete it but it’ll take 20 times longer than it should and involve multiple side quests and mini-adventures
Pandorean task: some people fucked around and now it's your job to make sure they find out
Orphesian Task: a task that seems simple but is designed to be impossible for the one tasked with it
Dionysian Task: the plot of any stoner movie about trying to piece together what happened last night
"Odyessian Task" accurately describes a life with ADHD.
Too accurately perhaps
Penelopian task: So long as you look busy, you're good. Work slowly, and even undo some of the work if your have to, just don't let them catch on.

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does anyone have a link to that infographic that explains how accessibility can help everyone at all levels of disability? like one row showed how a person missing an arm, and a new mother with one arm occupied with a baby, can both benefit from accessibility even though one situation is permanent and the other is temporary. i reblogged it a while ago but tumblr is refusing to let me find it again
I gottchu (I think...) Is it this one from the Microsoft Inclusive Design toolkit?
As fun as it is to hate on Microsoft, the whole toolkit doc is actually very good!
the problem with genetically modified crops is not so much the genetic modification but the patenting of genetic codes (and crops in general) as a tool of maintaining agricultural imperialism, and for this reason I can't talk to most people about GMOs