so basically, the plan moving forward is:
i cannot die
i cannot be killed
i am going to eat your teeth
hope this helps!
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so basically, the plan moving forward is:
i cannot die
i cannot be killed
i am going to eat your teeth
hope this helps!

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tython dynamic events: let’s clean up the temple! meditate with other padawans! water the garden! recycle! yay!
korriban dynamic events: THE FUCKING 😭😭😭 SLUGS GOT OUT AGAIN 😭😭😭 HELP ME!!!!!! 😭😭😭
people aren't even exaggerating indeed is literally like that. walmart attendant $13 an hour, target attendant $13 an hour, AI dick sucker $40 an hour, home depot attendant $13 an hour, guy who designs bullets that can only kill children $160k a year plus benefits, gas station manager $18 an hour
probably the worst attitude tumblr unintentionally cultivates is "the world out there is completely dangerous for you and no one can possibly understand you, so you should isolate yourself from it and avoid interacting with it as much as possible"
When cats walk up to you all "hi can I perhaps interest you in me, kitten boy? I'm literally warm and soft"

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ok: i did a very stupid comic put it up on bluesky and immediately got embarrassed and deleted it BUT: im puttin it up again here so u guys cannot judge me
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I cannot understand why anyone would want to fuck a Pokémon when the Pokémon world is canonically bountiful with hot empty-nest moms whose husbands are absent or nonexistent
Is this a trick question or something?

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you ever think about how mr beast is real life monokuma
I believe Mr Beast is just itching for the day he can do a real death game. I think he constantly pitches it to his team and they just keep going "not yet, but soon"
priestess probably had to take a breather after chpt15 tbh
y’know that post that’s like “great job with the first amendment, we’re still going to beat you with hammers for all that other stuff but the first amendment was great”? that’s me about Valley Forge.
The average high school textbook says “yeah the winter at Valley Forge was a turning point for the American revolutionary war because it was really harsh but the shared experience and training from baron von Stauben brought the continental army together.” and they often act like Valley Forge was some woods in the middle of nowhere, but it was in Philadelphia’s backyard. The continental army was surrounded by small towns and villages, and military doctrine of the time said that Washington would have been justified to roll into those towns and say “give us food and supplies or else.” But Washington knew that he wasn’t just trying to win a war, he was trying to make a point! Part of the reason why the USA was seceding was because they were so sick of being forced to feed and house British troops, and Washington knew it would be, to put it mildly, a bad look to go “you’re free from British perfidy. welcome to continental perfidy!” and so his troops spent months freezing and hungry and sick while leaving the surrounding civilians unharmed*, which is an impressive feat in any period of military history.
*(it was not entirely without incident, there were small scale accounts of livestock being stolen, fences being broken down for firewood, the general discomfort of soldiers camping in your yard, etc, but still exponentially less than you would expect from over ten thousand starving and freezing soldiers with broken supply lines)
unfortunately Washington was also a slaveholder who made his fortunes by stealing land from the indigenous Americans but hey, Valley Forge was neat, heartbreaking the worst person you know etc etc

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