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For the record, we did save the shark. Scout has a vested interest in the production of medical supplies.

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Now that your ask box is open I am legally required to tell you that your βcal finds Revanβ art permanently changed my brain.
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Let's be honest, Seventh Sister (I assume that's her) is so obviously not a Sith Lord, Revan barely registers her as a threat. Seventh Sister is one of the enemies Revan kills in one turn with a speed/dual saber/flurry combo. Seventh Sister is a couple levels below the guys talking about how displeased Lord Malak was when he learned you escaped Taris alive. Seventh Sister would get killed by Mission because Revan wants to level her up. Seventh Sister is one of the fifty dark side users Revan kills on the Star Forge to see if the new robes' stats noticeably impact gameplay.
I'd like to say Vader would be as big a threat as he usually is, and he'll definitely do better, but Revan's got Force lightning and the "Destroy Droid" move is established as affecting any form of technology, so his cyborg ass goes down in 5-6 turns instead of 1.
Bringing back the Gray Jedi poll because tumblr let me add two more options since last time. Gray Jedi, what are they?
Gray What?
Not really βgrayβ morally, just a Jedi who acts independently of the council
A relatively normal Jedi with a few (sometimes valid) gripes about the Order
Doesnβt believe light=good and dark=bad, but always tries to do good
Annoying "enlightened centrists"
Centrists with incomprehensible but kinda interesting political stances
Regular Jedi are Space Buddhists, Gray Jedi are Space Taoists
Regular Jedi are Christians with a thin coat of orientalist paint, ignore them
Jedi vary, these "rogues" would be normal Jedi in a less pretentious story
I support them specifically to annoy Pablo Hidalgo
"Thereβs zero difference between good & bad things. You fucking moron."
Using lightning is not morally worse than cutting people in half, let me do it!
Bringing back the Gray Jedi poll because tumblr let me add two more options since last time. Gray Jedi, what are they?
Gray What?
Not really βgrayβ morally, just a Jedi who acts independently of the council
A relatively normal Jedi with a few (sometimes valid) gripes about the Order
Doesnβt believe light=good and dark=bad, but always tries to do good
Annoying "enlightened centrists"
Centrists with incomprehensible but kinda interesting political stances
Regular Jedi are Space Buddhists, Gray Jedi are Space Taoists
Regular Jedi are Christians with a thin coat of orientalist paint, ignore them
Jedi vary, these "rogues" would be normal Jedi in a less pretentious story
I support them specifically to annoy Pablo Hidalgo
"Thereβs zero difference between good & bad things. You fucking moron."
Using lightning is not morally worse than cutting people in half, let me do it!
it's meee I'm your Jedi guardian hiiiiii π okayπ so. in about six months, you're gonna die of starvation. π₯Ί and if I don't protect you, I will get: #fired! π«’ and that is No Good π ββοΈ hahaaa So. π I looked into causes of starvation, and it turns out: Your death is totally preventable! π― Uh oh! π There's more than enough food to sustain you without interfering with anyone else's survival, but you're not allowed to have it! π€¨ Whaaat? π€·ββοΈ Apparently, your death is premeditated by thousands of things called "senators." So. π I've been killing people,
-Revan

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it's meee I'm your Jedi guardian hiiiiii π okayπ so. in about six months, you're gonna die of starvation. π₯Ί and if I don't protect you, I will get: #fired! π«’ and that is No Good π ββοΈ hahaaa So. π I looked into causes of starvation, and it turns out: Your death is totally preventable! π― Uh oh! π There's more than enough food to sustain you without interfering with anyone else's survival, but you're not allowed to have it! π€¨ Whaaat? π€·ββοΈ Apparently, your death is premeditated by thousands of things called "senators." So. π I've been killing people,
-Revan
What is the plural form of "Mouse Droid"?
Mouse Droids
Mice Droids
Mice Droid
Something else
based on that one breaking bad comic
Darth Revan: It's Pride Month, Malak. You know what that means. Darth Malak: Huh. What. Darth Malak: Do you want the Star Forge to make, like, gay warships? Darth Malak: What?

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i β€οΈ faceless character designs like yesss keep the mask onβ¦ Obscurity is so hot
βwhat if you could see their faceβ well i neither want nor need any of that. iβm right where i want to be
Maul finally got an apprentice! How will it slip through his fingers this time?
Devon will die.
Devon will get more evil, then overthrow Maul as the Shadow Collective's leader.
Devon will break the cycle of abuse and escape Maul alone.
Asajj Ventress will kidnap/adopt Devon.
Ahsoka will kidnap/make out with Devon.
Other, explain in tags.
The Exile: No! We need love, not war! HK-47: Agreement: Good idea. HK-47: Threat: Love bazooka! Put down your weapons, or I will bazooka you!
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it's meee I'm your Jedi guardian hiiiiii π okayπ so. in about six months, you're gonna die of starvation. π₯Ί and if I don't protect you, I will get: #fired! π«’ and that is No Good π ββοΈ hahaaa So. π I looked into causes of starvation, and it turns out: Your death is totally preventable! π― Uh oh! π There's more than enough food to sustain you without interfering with anyone else's survival, but you're not allowed to have it! π€¨ Whaaat? π€·ββοΈ Apparently, your death is premeditated by thousands of things called "senators." So. π I've been killing people,
-Revan

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After revealing the existence of aggressive gizka on Rakata Prime, motivated by fanart from @laelish, I thought I should go back to that old save, since I discovered it years ago and never fully tested things.
I'm sorry everyone, I was wrong. The gizka aren't all secretly unstoppable killing machines.
One specific gizka is an unstoppable killing machine. It's the one on the path between the beach and the temple area. I guess this gizka hasn't been noticed before since, on the path to reach it, most people logically kill every available enemy before seeing it, so it doesn't seem any different. I've tried luring enemies in other areas towards other gizka, this is the only that attacks, and it doesn't wait to be hit, it goes on the offensive the second an enemy gets too close. It's a good thing I've played this game so many times I started deliberately making nonsensical choices, or we might never have found this.
"He's got huge, sharp- he can leap about- look at the bones!"
Guys, maybe you should leave this thing alone.
Never mind.
We've got a straggler.
Oh, he stunned the gizka! Will it make a difference?
Nope.
Sadly, the rancors can't follow me from other areas, so it can't kill one, and the other gizka won't cooperate with me.
Come on! I stunned it for you! I got swiped by those claws so we could make this a team effort! Dinner is served! Stop foraging!
I'm naming you Barriss Jr. after my other favorite adorable yellow-green thing with a shockingly high body count.
I'm not saying that I thought you were lying, but I had to see this for myself to confirm. So I just got to this point in my playthrough and I used solo mode to run past the Rakata to draw them to the gizka, and it really did attack just like this post says. I watched it slowly wittle down the entire horde of Rakata one by one with its tongue attack. It took about half an hour, but the little guy got it done.
I also found out another bit of info for this! It seems that while this gizka is active in combat, the game recognizes it as a squadmate. I cast Force Valor, and the gizka had the little animation that pops up when you use it, and I'm pretty sure its combat abilities were improved.
Unfortunately I didn't think to actually check whether it received the stat buffs, but its performance definitely looked like it (Unless there was just a string of wildly lucky rolls right then).
I don't even know what else to say about this.
Fuck-Marry-Kill: The Sith Triumvirate
Fuck: Sion. Pretty sure that's easier than it sounds because there's probably nothing left for him to fuck with. I'm also curious if, considering his reliance on pain to survive, orgasming would instantly kill him. Solve that problem in about thirty seconds.
Marry: Nihilus, purely so I can divorce him and get custody of Visas.
Kill: Kreia. I enjoyed killing her before, may as well keep that going.