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i love that cliff is the first raider shane clocks in the club scene bc a) duh this is me we’re talking about and b) DUH of course he’s the first one you’re gonna see in any setting he’s ENORMOUS. he’s easily the tallest motherfucker there. there is no mistaking that obscene hairline. even over the music he is so Loud. and wherever tweedledum is tweedledee isn’t far behind - and yep, there’s ilya eating some broad’s earring. god. shane seeing cliff marleau’s skyscraper self in the club is like seeing a black dog right before you die.

I lowkey still can't get over Sydney widening the margins because she knows that's where Carmy prefers to write. He was so flabbergasted that she noticed and cared that much, while it was no big deal to her because when you do care about someone that much, doing something like that comes naturally.

Fouling in the MLH takes a steep decline the first year Shane & Ilya play together on the Centaurs, and they’re a bit confused why all their regular season games have been relatively un-physical. Then in one game against Toronto, some idiot (probably Dallas Kent) crosschecks Luca, and the Centaurs activate the Hollanov Power Play Special they’ve been training for all season and Toronto is swiftly, instantly, and absolutely fucked. Suddenly it becomes very clear why every team in the league is on their best behavior against Ottawa: because against Shane and Ilya’s power play, a foul will almost always cost you a fucking goal. That’s how insane their power play percentage is, and all the other teams can do is never give them a reason to be on the ice together. (Personally, the other Centaurs love this and go out of their way to draw fouls, just to see the immediate horror on the other team’s faces)

post tlg some random asshole defenseman makes a shitty comment about shane taking it up the ass and shane looks at him, then at the scoreboard that shows the centaurs winning 6-1, then back down at him like "i dunno man i think one of us is getting fucked in the ass right now and it isn't me." and then that guy tries to fight him

alan alda: hawkeye wake up. i get to write an episode.. you know what that means. its time for me to put you in the torture chamber again