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I have to defend overhated women characters with my life this isn’t a game to me anymore dog I’m so serious
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@heatonice I have no self restraint and too much free time. I apologise... (there's also a baby Ilya and an adult Ilya now)
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If there's one thing Shane is surprisingly knowledgable on it's beef in the rap and hip hop world because Ilya is Invested and takes Hard Sides and will just constantly bring it up at home.
Shane ends up being the one to explain the Drake vs. Kendrick feud to Hayden (who came into it cold when Not Like Us got huge). JJ started explaining it to him but, honestly, he was doing a bad job at it and Shane has heard Ilya rant about this for months now, every time there was a new development, so he takes over and Hayden and JJ both just stare at him in blank shock.
The veterans on the Centaurs ask Shane to explain the Cardi B trial because Ilya got too worked up over it and started speaking Russian when they asked him.
They watched the entire four-part documentary on Diddy that 50 Cent produced and Shane now gleefully tells people that 50 did an in-depth interview on ABC, specifically because that's one of the few channels shown in prisons (yes, Ilya made him watch the interview and cackled beside him the entire time).
During them watching that series, Shane asked Ilya "who's that?" when Biggie Smalls came up on screen for the first time. Shocked and appalled, Ilya played Shane Biggie and Tupac's entire catalogues and showed him several video essays covering the East Coast–West Coast hip hop rivalry.
After that, "I've been in this game for years, it made me an animal It's rules to this shit, I wrote me a manual" from the Ten Crack Commandments becomes almost a stim line for Shane, he'll be saying it under his breath in the locker room, on the ice, or even while cooking dinner.
boring really gets ilya going
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"when you were sacrificed to a demon for being gay and your bro's new girl tells you she welcomed a demon in for a lark" text by Edwin Payne's astonished face from the Netflix "Dead Boy Detectives" ep 1
Human AU my beloved
Post-outing and post- honeymoon pre-season Hollanov step out and are photographed for the first time in Ottawa featuring Shane— white t-shirt pre-season muscles bulging gray sweatpants dick outline healthy yes he's wearing his reeboks Mom and Ilya— decked out in TIGht Adidas track pants with the snaps black tank top clinging to that waist with Anya on a bedazzled leash— YES they're holding hands rings glinting in the golden hour YES they have their dog at this outside restaurant seating YES they're going to win this season YES Shane will have dessert and will give the first bite to his husband YES they're dropping a black card in the bill YES they're kissing each other's hands at the table and in a way it's kind of like Diana in her revenge dress except their best revenge is just living their best fucking life TOGETHER
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been stewing on an analytical approach to fiction which I call "is this book afraid of me?" and in order to answer this question you determine how hard the book is trying to make sure you don't come after the writer on twitter
Tags via @deadpanwalking, editor and ass-kicker extraordinaire
Please keep making art. Please make it for yourself. Please don’t let everything become even more of the same flat general appeal nonsense that doesn’t seem to have anything to say
this applies hard to both fanfiction and fanart yall. was gonna put it in the tags but nah id rather it be here. mostly directed at newer ppl in fandoms but theres been such a sharp rise in censoring and puritanical thinking in fan spaces- especially on tiktok, where they seem intent on rehashing all fandom discourse other sites have already gone over a decade ago. its soso important to push back on those kinds of things, to not give any ground. there truly is no such thing as 'objectively bad' content, and it is important to be able to see that.
all art is subjective, because all art is injested and filtered by the viewers, all of whom are different. something empowering to one might seem fetishistic to another. there is no monolithic experience for anything, and as such there can be no monolithic 'correct' depiction of anything. no matter how santitized you make your work, you will never please everyone. there will always be someone upset with you, someone who thinks you did it wrong, someone who thinks your work sucks and that you should delete it. they will always be there. do not gut and mutilate your own creations to better fit puritanical ideals, because it will never be enough. you will simply keep slicing away until there is nothing left and even then you will get hate and criticism. better to be upfront with everything.
write without shame. draw without shame. paint without shame. edit without shame. shame is a learned behavior, and it can be unlearned. if they will hate you and your work regardless, why not be honest with it?
do not give ground. do not concede that any art is 'objectively wrong' to create. they will take that ground and they will keep pushing, just as they have in the past.
all art is subjective
Day 99! It's looking good...
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one of the best parts of making up increasingly wild and specific aus with a friend is sending them posts like "this is sooo blorbo in torture chamber au number 15" and they reply back like "YESSS btw have i told you about my latest idea for how to torture them even more" and you get to enjoy a little snack and kick your feet with glee
ofcourse it was going to be an anti-war toy story, of course it was
they’re a tumblr sexyman. to me
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that tumblr sexyman poll is pissing me off so bad like oh my god ryland grace isn't a tumblr sexyman MY MOM FINDS HIM SEXY . THAT'S RYAN FUCKING GOSLING ToT ... IDC if tumblr loves him he's also ryan god damn gosling . at least senshi and tenna are like a little more niche, a little more against the grain... RYLAND GRACE IS PLAYED BY RYAN GOSLING............ YOU PEOPLE ARE CRAZY !!!
I know I've talked about Ilya being frustrated he can't brag about pulling Shane but you know who else would be frustrated about not being able to brag? Yuna Hollander would be so frustrated that she basically has the two best hockey players in the world in her family and she can't even bring up that now she has TWO sons in the mlh and oh what is your son up to Sharon? Hmm that sounds rough that you have to send him money every month. She's in meetings, maybe there are other players agents and managers and they try to bond by putting down Rozanov and she wants to go "your client couldn't even touch Ilya's points per game. Don't fucking talk about one of my boys." and she's so pissed off by the interaction she gets that player removed from the brand deal.
